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2013-07-03 02:07:39 PM

Drunken_Polar_Bear: You know, I really can't decide if it's bad for her to be wearing that or not.  I'm going to need a LOT of pics of other women in bikinis for comparison.  Ranging in size from "How many Ds did you say?" all the way to "mini-petite".  Preferably while said women are still wet from the pool.  Or oil covered.  Or even Jello.  Oh, and if any of you Farkettes want a personal opinion, please feel free to send BIE.  EIP.


How about petite AND oil covered? NSFW (Bikini absent)
 
2013-07-03 02:08:32 PM

monoski: How many chicks bust out of their tops at these water parks anyhow? GIS suggests not many.


Well, not many people carry a waterproof camera around to capture such moments.
 
2013-07-03 02:10:04 PM
She mentions the 16-18 year old girls wearing the same amount but nobody says anything... here's a hint: people *want* to look at 18 year old girls wearing next to nothing.  That might have something to do with it.
 
2013-07-03 02:10:18 PM
Mama June
Wearing
Daisy Dukes?
 
2013-07-03 02:10:33 PM
Once again, subby is either trolling or has the reading comprehension of a 10 year old.
 
2013-07-03 02:14:30 PM

OldRod: She mentions the 16-18 year old girls wearing the same amount but nobody says anything... here's a hint: people *want* to look at 18 year old girls wearing next to nothing.  That might have something to do with it.


It truly is sad when someone, someone that used to get by so well because of their looks, wakes up one morning and realizes they don't have a Plan 'B' and the rest of their life will just be worse and worse because of it.

Luckily for the rest of us, there are more young ladies to take out minds off her awful, awful plight.

1.bp.blogspot.com

Supply and demand. You're meant to cash in when you're ahead.
 
hej
2013-07-03 02:14:37 PM
I'm guessing it was more related to the conspicuous tramp stamps.
 
2013-07-03 02:14:38 PM

OldRod: She mentions the 16-18 year old girls wearing the same amount but nobody says anything... here's a hint: people *want* to look at 18 year old girls wearing next to nothing.  That might have something to do with it.


What gives ppl the right to not be "offended" by a slightly overweight woman with big titties in a bikini?

This kind of garbage is why shiatloads of women have body image issues.

So she doesnt look like a 16 year old little girl in a bikini....who's the sick one here? Her for wearing a bikini and having a less than absolutely perfect body, or those that think in order for her to be attractive she needs to look like a 16 year old?
 
2013-07-03 02:15:08 PM

jst3p: happydude45: jst3p: I could look around me and I could see a handful of other girls half my age, wearing the same size swimming suit and not being singled out and told to put on clothes or leave."
They were wearing the same size as you but they had 1/3 your body mass. Go be fat somewhere else Jumbo, or cover up.

Wow, you're a dumbass in every thread you post in. Kudos for consistency.

Look, if you are going to dress in skimpy clothes you have to have the body to pull it off. They wouldn't show her from behind and the little bit they did show of her taking a step, a bowl of jello on a paint mixer has less jiggle than her thighs. Led Zepplin would say she has no soul. No one wants to see that.


I thought she looked pretty good, and from the front shot her ass couldn't have been that big. She's not Twiggy, but neither was the most beautiful woman ever, Raquel Welch.
 
2013-07-03 02:15:33 PM
I guess the fear could have been that those gigantic fun bags falling out of that poor bathing suit on one of the rides.  Either way, lame on the park.
 
2013-07-03 02:16:02 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: This kind of garbage is why shiatloads of women have body image issues.


Have you seen our increasingly obese population? More women and men should have body image issues.
 
2013-07-03 02:16:24 PM
Obviously, the wrong headline was just an obvious attempt to make this a BIE thread.  It's pretty damn obvious, and shame on you for trying to take advantage of the Farkettes like that.

/eip
 
2013-07-03 02:16:54 PM
i2.listal.com
Its the girl from Gummo!

or... OR!

Jared Leto in Fight Club
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-03 02:17:23 PM

Nurglitch: The greatest day of my young life was watching a woman suffer a wardrobe malfunction in a wave-pool. Mind you, unlike many farkers I wouldn't mind seeing a few extra kilos on the woman in question.


There was a slide at a Water Park near me that might as well have been called "Flash Mountain" because you were guaranteed to see a bikini top roll up.
 
2013-07-03 02:17:29 PM

physt: tattoo


I have seen maybe two or three that added something to a woman's initial appeal, but they were delicate accents to a natural beauty, not words or bold graphics.

/Also I was probably a little drunk.
 
2013-07-03 02:18:45 PM
This is madness.
 
2013-07-03 02:19:05 PM
Manufactured outrage....next!
 
2013-07-03 02:20:13 PM

likefunbutnot: I'd just like to say that my office is across the street from a water park. The window I'm facing is perhaps 50 feet from what would be people in bathing suits (ugly Northwest Indiana Wal-mart sorts of people, but still technically people), if it were warmer than 60 degrees right now.

Also I'm given to understand that the way, way nastier thing than skimpy outfits is people who don't shower before entering the water. Nothing like seeing a wave pool with a layer of weird oil on it.


So, you either work in the Vet's office in Chesterton, or the corn field in Hobart...
 
2013-07-03 02:20:27 PM

jst3p: The more you eat the more you fart: This kind of garbage is why shiatloads of women have body image issues.

Have you seen our increasingly obese population? More women and men should have body image issues.


Heath effects not withstanding...says who? You?

So you're saying fat people should be shamed and ridiculed?

Look, i'm not attracted to very overweight women either, but shaming someone just for the point of making them feel less-than is a dick move no matter what your justification is
 
2013-07-03 02:20:36 PM
Mittigan:
The agonizingly slow, sweeping shot starting at her feet was some real top-notch journalism.

And rarely is such an awkward smile seen outside of a dysfunctional family photo.
 
2013-07-03 02:20:49 PM

happydude45: jst3p: happydude45: jst3p: I could look around me and I could see a handful of other girls half my age, wearing the same size swimming suit and not being singled out and told to put on clothes or leave."
They were wearing the same size as you but they had 1/3 your body mass. Go be fat somewhere else Jumbo, or cover up.

Wow, you're a dumbass in every thread you post in. Kudos for consistency.

Look, if you are going to dress in skimpy clothes you have to have the body to pull it off. They wouldn't show her from behind and the little bit they did show of her taking a step, a bowl of jello on a paint mixer has less jiggle than her thighs. Led Zepplin would say she has no soul. No one wants to see that.

I thought she looked pretty good, and from the front shot her ass couldn't have been that big. She's not Twiggy, but neither was the most beautiful woman ever, Raquel Welch.


You are entitled to your opinion and I have only seen the evidence that they showed. Here is what I saw. A pretty face, nice rack but when they panned down her legs she was clenching her thighs together like she was trying to suffocate a bunny down there. And when they showed her take two steps, from afar, I saw waves big enough to surf on. Instinct tells me that the back of those bottoms were more revealing that was called for and the news crew intentionally didn't show it because it makes a better story, but I admit that is speculation on my part.
 
2013-07-03 02:21:45 PM

Treygreen13: Nurglitch: The greatest day of my young life was watching a woman suffer a wardrobe malfunction in a wave-pool. Mind you, unlike many farkers I wouldn't mind seeing a few extra kilos on the woman in question.

There was a slide at a Water Park near me that might as well have been called "Flash Mountain" because you were guaranteed to see a bikini top roll up.


This one time at a lake, this girl had her left tit popped out of her bikini for what seemed like half an hour before one of her friends finally noticed and told her.  I would've told her but she had a great set of tits.
 
2013-07-03 02:22:19 PM

DirkTheDaring: Drunken_Polar_Bear: You know, I really can't decide if it's bad for her to be wearing that or not.  I'm going to need a LOT of pics of other women in bikinis for comparison.  Ranging in size from "How many Ds did you say?" all the way to "mini-petite".  Preferably while said women are still wet from the pool.  Or oil covered.  Or even Jello.  Oh, and if any of you Farkettes want a personal opinion, please feel free to send BIE.  EIP.

How about petite AND oil covered? NSFW (Bikini absent)


Look at all the old and fat dudes with giant cameras
 
2013-07-03 02:22:19 PM

ChipNASA: MrBallou: It was her bottom they complained about. Maybe the cottage cheese violated the "no outside food" ban.

The video didn't show her from behind, but Mark Clegg looks concerned.

Here you go......


[i23.tinypic.com image 740x558]


OMG my eyes!!! where is the brain bleach when you need it.

/one big hippobottomass!!!
 
2013-07-03 02:23:13 PM

skantea: physt: tattoo

I have seen maybe two or three that added something to a woman's initial appeal, but they were delicate accents to a natural beauty, not words or bold graphics.

/Also I was probably a little drunk.


How many tattoos are too many? NSFW
 
2013-07-03 02:23:39 PM

durbnpoisn: Okay.  She's not thin.  She's not young.  But she's not ugly.  And from what I can see, there is nothing innappropriate about her bikini.
There must be something missing from this story.


They are prudes?

jst3p: happydude45: jst3p: I could look around me and I could see a handful of other girls half my age, wearing the same size swimming suit and not being singled out and told to put on clothes or leave."
They were wearing the same size as you but they had 1/3 your body mass. Go be fat somewhere else Jumbo, or cover up.

Wow, you're a dumbass in every thread you post in. Kudos for consistency.

Look, if you are going to dress in skimpy clothes you have to have the body to pull it off. They wouldn't show her from behind and the little bit they did show of her taking a step, a bowl of jello on a paint mixer has less jiggle than her thighs. Led Zepplin would say she has no soul. No one wants to see that.


America the land of freedom huh?
 
2013-07-03 02:24:37 PM
she might have gotten kicked out of the water park, but I wouldn't kick her out of my bed.
 
2013-07-03 02:26:27 PM

iron_city_ap: So, you either work in the Vet's office in Chesterton, or the corn field in Hobart...


Really, really close.
 
2013-07-03 02:27:02 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: jst3p: The more you eat the more you fart: This kind of garbage is why shiatloads of women have body image issues.

Have you seen our increasingly obese population? More women and men should have body image issues.

Heath effects not withstanding...says who? You?


Yes.

So you're saying fat people should be shamed and ridiculed?

No, please confine your arguments to things that I said, not things that you pretended I said.
 
2013-07-03 02:28:55 PM
I'd ban her from my water park, if you know what I mean

/I don't know what I mean
 
2013-07-03 02:29:27 PM

jst3p: The more you eat the more you fart: jst3p: The more you eat the more you fart: This kind of garbage is why shiatloads of women have body image issues.

Have you seen our increasingly obese population? More women and men should have body image issues.

Heath effects not withstanding...says who? You?

Yes.

So you're saying fat people should be shamed and ridiculed?

No, please confine your arguments to things that I said, not things that you pretended I said.


Then i would suppose you have the body of a 19 year old weightlifter?

Otherwise...
 
2013-07-03 02:29:37 PM
all kidding aside, the number one thing wrong at water parks, beaches, pools are people with really discusting long toenails. The kind that stretch right over the edge of the shoe/flip-flop/sandles...ewwww gross.
 
2013-07-03 02:32:07 PM

physt: buckeyebrain: If you scrub off the tattoo, I'd certainly hit that.

I've never, ever seen a tattoo that made a woman look better.


Pretty sure it's impossible.
 
2013-07-03 02:32:23 PM
I sincerely doubt the staff there were picking on anyone for being heavier or having big boobs. It states she got in trouble for wearing a bottom that was too small so I guess she had parts hanging out. Of course, her reaction is "Oh my god you're just jealous I'm calling the news crew!"

Doesn't matter what you look like you will get kicked out of a public pool for exposing yourself.
 
2013-07-03 02:34:15 PM

jst3p: The more you eat the more you fart: jst3p: The more you eat the more you fart: This kind of garbage is why shiatloads of women have body image issues.

Have you seen our increasingly obese population? More women and men should have body image issues.

Heath effects not withstanding...says who? You?

Yes.

So you're saying fat people should be shamed and ridiculed?

No, please confine your arguments to things that I said, not things that you pretended I said.


Dude, it was right above this.  Maybe time to stop drinking?
 
2013-07-03 02:34:48 PM

steklo: all kidding aside, the number one thing wrong at water parks, beaches, pools are people with really discusting long toenails. The kind that stretch right over the edge of the shoe/flip-flop/sandles...ewwww gross.


I would respectfully argue that the MOST disgusting thing is the E. coli content in the water.

My HOA has been sending regular "Wash your ass" emails regarding pool safety. Makes me sick just to think about.

/ruined for public pools and water parks
//nasty farks!
 
2013-07-03 02:37:01 PM

spidermilk: If you feel comfortable in a bikini ladies- then wear one. People hating on you just want to make everyone feel shiatty about their bodies. There are women who are size 0 and don't have the confidence to wear a swimsuit in public- people like the assholes on Fark (welcome to Fark, I know) have brought all women down to a point where they question if they are good enough to do something that AFFECTS NOONE ELSE.


Does it really affect no one? People don't exist in a vacuum. When you go to a public place, from the perspective of other people, you become a part of the environment of that place. People react to their environment, and although we have social mores and self-control to regulate how people express and/or respond to those reactions, the reactions themselves still occur, and to a very large extent they cannot be helped: they come from hard-coded instincts and deeply ingrained conventions that cannot simply be waved away.

We can argue about what reactions it's OK to demand people moderate. We can discuss when it is and is not all right to dismiss a reaction as unworthy of consideration, calling them trivial or wrongheaded or whatever. But when we say that things like this "affect no one," we are sticking our heads in the sand. We do affect people with these kinds of decisions. And maybe -just maybe- we should be taking those effects into greater account.
 
2013-07-03 02:38:03 PM

Liz Lemon: steklo: all kidding aside, the number one thing wrong at water parks, beaches, pools are people with really discusting long toenails. The kind that stretch right over the edge of the shoe/flip-flop/sandles...ewwww gross.

I would respectfully argue that the MOST disgusting thing is the E. coli content in the water.

My HOA has been sending regular "Wash your ass" emails regarding pool safety. Makes me sick just to think about.

/ruined for public pools and water parks
//nasty farks!


Try swimming in our lake with duck crap floating around. We don't get sick though.
 
2013-07-03 02:39:39 PM

Treygreen13: If they asked her to put on shorts, my guess is that her bikini bottoms weren't covering enough of her vagina or anus. Which would be the same for anyone other woman.


And it's probably the same for any guy doing the same, unless he starts acting like a douche over it.

And good lord if it were a man with the mouse out of the house he'd be on the sex offender registry.

So you're saying you should be allowed to have your junk hanging out at a place where there are children.
 
2013-07-03 02:41:19 PM
Older broad
Big titties
Obviously knows how to fark your brains out
Likes food
Worked the weight off
Decent looking

/If y'all don't want a piece of that I'll take your share
//fist of an angry god
 
2013-07-03 02:41:24 PM

farkingismybusiness: Damn it Katy Perry!!

This is a family park!! Cover up!!1 NSFW

/San Dimas High School football rules!!!


Thank the gods for farkingismybusiness.

/You know where I'll be
 
2013-07-03 02:42:24 PM

DirkTheDaring: How many tattoos are too many? NSFW


ANNNNND up comes my lunch.
 
ecl
2013-07-03 02:42:27 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-03 02:44:39 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Older broad
Big titties
Obviously knows how to fark your brains out
Likes food
Worked the weight off
Decent looking

/If y'all don't want a piece of that I'll take your share
//fist of an angry god


This.

Admittedly though, shes on the upper limit of what i personally find attractive. The huge titties make up for it tho.

/You havent been properly laid until you've had an older woman who knows wtf shes doing.
//best 5 years ive had so far
 
2013-07-03 02:45:13 PM

Aar1012: Muta: I opened this thread expecting a pics of large breasted women in tiny bikini tops.

I am leaving disappointed... VERY disappointed.

We need to fix this RIGHT NOW


www.wifeytalk.com

Wifey approves.
 
2013-07-03 02:45:21 PM

DirkTheDaring: kvinesknows: DirkTheDaring: kvinesknows: my wifes are larger then that ( 40DDDD) . She puts on a decent support cup and they look solid..lifted and spaced nicely.

POIDH.

Ive sent naked ones to you before already.  Ill see if I can take a good bikini shot tonight for ya

Awesome! Could you send me a quick email? I can't find your address.


...honestly I just want to know what a '40-4d' is.
 
2013-07-03 02:46:09 PM

wombatsrus: Aar1012: Muta: I opened this thread expecting a pics of large breasted women in tiny bikini tops.

I am leaving disappointed... VERY disappointed.

We need to fix this RIGHT NOW



Wifey approves.


Ooooo...wifey.

Now THAT is a bonafide MILF.
 
2013-07-03 02:47:20 PM
Millennium:

they were correct on one point, and one point only: her chosen style of swimsuit doesn't flatter her at all.

ITYM "at her age," IYKWIM. And you're wrong: she ain't bad for 43. She might even distract me from a 30 year old nympho if she's got a good sense of humor and some decent bourbon.

It's too bad that women don't become truly interesting people till they're middle aged. If you went by intelligence, common sense and judgment -- mental adulthood -- the age of consent for females would have to be at least 35.

So all you farkers dating 23 year old girls are cradle-robbing perverts. Pick on somebody who might know better.
 
2013-07-03 02:48:04 PM
I've seen worse
 
2013-07-03 02:48:06 PM
Bet if she was one of those teenaged bimbos wearing even less the park pervert patrol would have been falling all over their tiny little dicks to let her stay.
How many women her age could even wear a bikini... in Missouri (not exactly know for having slim people)... after having kids... and still look that good in it?

Fark these assholes. I'd take that MILF any day.
 
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