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2013-07-03 01:24:27 PM

kvinesknows: DirkTheDaring: kvinesknows: my wifes are larger then that ( 40DDDD) . She puts on a decent support cup and they look solid..lifted and spaced nicely.

POIDH.

Ive sent naked ones to you before already.  Ill see if I can take a good bikini shot tonight for ya


Awesome! Could you send me a quick email? I can't find your address.
 
2013-07-03 01:24:54 PM

kvinesknows: DirkTheDaring: kvinesknows: my wifes are larger then that ( 40DDDD) . She puts on a decent support cup and they look solid..lifted and spaced nicely.

POIDH.

Ive sent naked ones to you before already.  Ill see if I can take a good bikini shot tonight for ya


I would like to see these too....for science and research and such....
 
2013-07-03 01:24:56 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: Heh, I remember going on a waterslide that was so high and steep it was notorious for taking off bikini tops. There were always a bunch of guys hanging around the pool at the bottom.

/the ability to put a bikini top on while trying to stay underwater is an underrated one


I have had that happen to me at a local water park. Everyone called the big slide the "wedgie slide". I did not know this, as it was my first trip to the park. So, not only was I trying to pull the bikini bottoms out of my butt crack, I also had to try to get my bikini top back on. Not fun at all. Lol.
 
2013-07-03 01:27:21 PM
My Dad took me to a water park in FL one year when I was 9 or 10 or so. I stopped dead in my tracks, pointed, and said "Dad, what the hell is that?" This woman was wearing a two-piece and it was like an nuclear bush bomb went off in there - hahaha. I mean it looked like she had Dr J's afro crammed in there. She was embarrassed as hell, but we couldn't help but laughing.
 
2013-07-03 01:27:47 PM
This was in Independence MO, meth capital...There are some interesting people in that town, everyone should hang out at the QT next to the projects.
 
2013-07-03 01:30:40 PM

DirkTheDaring: kvinesknows: DirkTheDaring: kvinesknows: my wifes are larger then that ( 40DDDD) . She puts on a decent support cup and they look solid..lifted and spaced nicely.

POIDH.

Ive sent naked ones to you before already.  Ill see if I can take a good bikini shot tonight for ya

Awesome! Could you send me a quick email? I can't find your address.


yeah.... its gonna take awhile to figure out which email address I sent it from.
 
2013-07-03 01:31:00 PM
And the TV crew got there while her hair was still wet?
 
2013-07-03 01:31:47 PM
i240.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-03 01:32:20 PM
I'd just like to say that my office is across the street from a water park. The window I'm facing is perhaps 50 feet from what would be people in bathing suits (ugly Northwest Indiana Wal-mart sorts of people, but still technically people), if it were warmer than 60 degrees right now.

Also I'm given to understand that the way, way nastier thing than skimpy outfits is people who don't shower before entering the water. Nothing like seeing a wave pool with a layer of weird oil on it.
 
2013-07-03 01:32:45 PM
I suggest she looks into a bikini top with an underwire, just to give her a bit of support. And she could do with going up a size in the bottoms. I'm glad she feels sexy enough to pull off a bikini but it's ill-fitting. A proper fit would enhance her look instead of take away from it.
 
2013-07-03 01:32:58 PM

stuhayes2010: And the TV crew got there while her hair was still wet?


they pose pics and videos  of people when they do interviews dontyaknow
 
2013-07-03 01:33:32 PM

likefunbutnot: Nothing like seeing a wave pool with a layer of weird oil on it.


Except maybe one with turds bobbing up and down at the surface...
 
2013-07-03 01:33:50 PM
I'm really late to this but...if she has to put on shorts to cover up her boobs...they must be hanging LOW!
 
2013-07-03 01:35:14 PM

haolegirl: I'm really late to this but...if she has to put on shorts to cover up her boobs...they must be hanging LOW!


images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-07-03 01:36:23 PM

durbnpoisn: Okay.  She's not thin.  She's not young.  But she's not ugly.


I would agree, however, I've never been turned on by children, unlike a very large number of Farkers.
 
2013-07-03 01:37:57 PM

ongbok: haolegirl: I'm really late to this but...if she has to put on shorts to cover up her boobs...they must be hanging LOW!


Now those look real.
 
2013-07-03 01:38:35 PM

bongmiester: [media2.kshb.com image 542x406]

yah my guess is that tattoo has something to do with it


I hear this, when I saw that part of the video...

Wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble
Wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble
 
2013-07-03 01:38:37 PM

fireclown: [d1pax3e3t5tpyh.cloudfront.net image 850x602]
This kind of thing never happens in Guanxiou!


That's not water.
 
2013-07-03 01:38:54 PM

stuffy: OK so she not a Playboy model but hardly the worst I've seen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reTx5sqvVJ4


I think I see what you mean.
Might as well jump.
Go ahead, and jump.
 
2013-07-03 01:40:30 PM
bongmiester


yah my guess is that tattoo has something to do with it


Looks like a standard Southern Missouri (mizzurah) tat. Probably commemorates Picket's charge at Gettysburg. You have rows of brave, Confederate troops charging in both directions from the belly button heading around the waist line, as they reach the backside, the Union cannons are firing point blank as the cowardly Northern Aggressors hide behind the flaming guns. But the standard bearers of the south have reached the cannons and the Confederate flag cross obscuring the northern flags. Across this scene is the legend "Our Heritage Forever"

$200 bucks in any tattoo shop south of I-44 in Missouri.
 
2013-07-03 01:43:09 PM
This isn't a bookmark and this is not a request for tits
 
2013-07-03 01:43:29 PM
Uh... super not bad?  Sounds like bullshiat to me.
 
2013-07-03 01:44:42 PM

fireclown: [d1pax3e3t5tpyh.cloudfront.net image 850x602]
This kind of thing never happens in Guanxiou!


You know that's Asia even if you don't see the faces. Not a single fatty in site.
 
2013-07-03 01:45:51 PM
Those boobs probably interfer with the slide
www.mentalfloss.com
 
2013-07-03 01:47:32 PM

clevershark: Except maybe one with turds bobbing up and down at the surface...


I saw a kid puke in to a pool a couple weeks ago.

Though the best one I've seen this year was a ~2 year old doing the pee-pee dance while his mom (?) was sunbathing. She didn't get up in time so the kid dropped trou and pissed on her.

Normally you gotta pay extra for that.
 
2013-07-03 01:47:34 PM
I hope that this is a troll headline and subby's reading comprehension is really not that awful.

...right?

*sighs*
 
2013-07-03 01:47:51 PM

Silly_Sot: durbnpoisn: Okay.  She's not thin.  She's not young.  But she's not ugly.

I would agree, however, I've never been turned on by children, unlike a very large number of Farkers.


I lol'd
 
2013-07-03 01:48:32 PM
I could look around me and I could see a handful of other girls half my age, wearing the same size swimming suit and not being singled out and told to put on clothes or leave."
They were wearing the same size as you but they had 1/3 your body mass. Go be fat somewhere else Jumbo, or cover up.
 
2013-07-03 01:49:51 PM
Honestly.  What?  When I was in high school, a woman got irritated with me at a waterpark because I was fascinated at the fact she wearing a see-through top one piece swimsuit.  Bottom part was not.  Aka, I saw her breasts and her nipples in full color.
 
2013-07-03 01:50:50 PM

likefunbutnot: clevershark: Except maybe one with turds bobbing up and down at the surface...

I saw a kid puke in to a pool a couple weeks ago.

Though the best one I've seen this year was a ~2 year old doing the pee-pee dance while his mom (?) was sunbathing. She didn't get up in time so the kid dropped trou and pissed on her.

Normally you gotta pay extra for that.


We're gonna need video.
 
2013-07-03 01:51:27 PM
It's your fault for being in Independence.
 
2013-07-03 01:53:29 PM
This thread is a huge disappoint.
 
2013-07-03 01:54:00 PM

jst3p: I could look around me and I could see a handful of other girls half my age, wearing the same size swimming suit and not being singled out and told to put on clothes or leave."
They were wearing the same size as you but they had 1/3 your body mass. Go be fat somewhere else Jumbo, or cover up.


Wow, you're a dumbass in every thread you post in. Kudos for consistency.
 
2013-07-03 01:54:35 PM

Dr.Zom: This thread is a huge disappoint.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-03 01:56:32 PM
EIP
 
2013-07-03 01:57:18 PM
..and they be sayin "you need pants to slide"
 
2013-07-03 01:57:32 PM
ColSanders: To be fair to Martin Short, he could sorta pass as a odd-looking gal if dressed right. The other, not so sure.
 
2013-07-03 01:58:27 PM
You know, I really can't decide if it's bad for her to be wearing that or not.  I'm going to need a LOT of pics of other women in bikinis for comparison.  Ranging in size from "How many Ds did you say?" all the way to "mini-petite".  Preferably while said women are still wet from the pool.  Or oil covered.  Or even Jello.  Oh, and if any of you Farkettes want a personal opinion, please feel free to send BIE.  EIP.
 
2013-07-03 01:58:47 PM

Kiradikash: God Is My Co-Pirate: Heh, I remember going on a waterslide that was so high and steep it was notorious for taking off bikini tops. There were always a bunch of guys hanging around the pool at the bottom.

/the ability to put a bikini top on while trying to stay underwater is an underrated one

I have had that happen to me at a local water park. Everyone called the big slide the "wedgie slide". I did not know this, as it was my first trip to the park. So, not only was I trying to pull the bikini bottoms out of my butt crack, I also had to try to get my bikini top back on. Not fun at all. Lol.


This is why I have different swimsuits for sunbathing and waterskiing. Different bathing suits for a casual pool party and swimming in the ocean.

They should have a clear statement that swimsuits that don't cover up X and Y, offensive/hateful clothing or tattoos will be asked to change or leave. If asked to leave, customers should be refunded.

Also if you think THIS lady is so fat and terrible, you have never been to Missouri. In any case, frankly I know I sound really fat right here, but I have a live and let live attitude and it doesn't hurt me to see fat people period. They shouldn't be held to a higher standard than others.

If you feel comfortable in a bikini ladies- then wear one. People hating on you just want to make everyone feel shiatty about their bodies. There are women who are size 0 and don't have the confidence to wear a swimsuit in public- people like the assholes on Fark (welcome to Fark, I know) have brought all women down to a point where they question if they are good enough to do something that AFFECTS NOONE ELSE.

/I know, I sound fat, welcome to Fark, but I don't care that you guys are jerks, I just want people to know you are jerks (which is fine, I love it) and your opinion doesn't matter.
 
2013-07-03 01:59:03 PM
C'mon I needed the shade!
 
2013-07-03 01:59:52 PM
The greatest day of my young life was watching a woman suffer a wardrobe malfunction in a wave-pool. Mind you, unlike many farkers I wouldn't mind seeing a few extra kilos on the woman in question.
 
2013-07-03 02:00:26 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: [i39.tinypic.com image 481x407]

There it is - took a surprising amount of courage to slide down the yellow one.


No way in hell.
 
2013-07-03 02:01:24 PM

happydude45: jst3p: I could look around me and I could see a handful of other girls half my age, wearing the same size swimming suit and not being singled out and told to put on clothes or leave."
They were wearing the same size as you but they had 1/3 your body mass. Go be fat somewhere else Jumbo, or cover up.

Wow, you're a dumbass in every thread you post in. Kudos for consistency.


Look, if you are going to dress in skimpy clothes you have to have the body to pull it off. They wouldn't show her from behind and the little bit they did show of her taking a step, a bowl of jello on a paint mixer has less jiggle than her thighs. Led Zepplin would say she has no soul. No one wants to see that.
 
2013-07-03 02:01:32 PM
Why all the hate for big titties??

You farkers that like women who look pre-pubescent are the sick ones...
 
2013-07-03 02:02:43 PM
her boobs were not very big. :(
 
2013-07-03 02:03:35 PM

Nurglitch: The greatest day of my young life was watching a woman suffer a wardrobe malfunction in a wave-pool. Mind you, unlike many farkers I wouldn't mind seeing a few extra kilos on the woman in question.


First time I ever saw pubes was at a water park.  Hard to wait in line with a boner when you're 11.
 
2013-07-03 02:03:50 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: [i39.tinypic.com image 481x407]

There it is - took a surprising amount of courage to slide down the yellow one.


I would, done ones that was more beastly than that... Look up Bomb Bay or Der Stuka at Wet N Wild, Orlando, FL
 
2013-07-03 02:04:21 PM

ColSanders: [i240.photobucket.com image 369x261]


i.imgur.com

Jan's face and boobs, Angela's hair.

cdn0.hark.com
 
2013-07-03 02:05:31 PM

spidermilk: Kiradikash: God Is My Co-Pirate: Heh, I remember going on a waterslide that was so high and steep it was notorious for taking off bikini tops. There were always a bunch of guys hanging around the pool at the bottom.

/the ability to put a bikini top on while trying to stay underwater is an underrated one

I have had that happen to me at a local water park. Everyone called the big slide the "wedgie slide". I did not know this, as it was my first trip to the park. So, not only was I trying to pull the bikini bottoms out of my butt crack, I also had to try to get my bikini top back on. Not fun at all. Lol.

This is why I have different swimsuits for sunbathing and waterskiing. Different bathing suits for a casual pool party and swimming in the ocean.

They should have a clear statement that swimsuits that don't cover up X and Y, offensive/hateful clothing or tattoos will be asked to change or leave. If asked to leave, customers should be refunded.

Also if you think THIS lady is so fat and terrible, you have never been to Missouri. In any case, frankly I know I sound really fat right here, but I have a live and let live attitude and it doesn't hurt me to see fat people period. They shouldn't be held to a higher standard than others.

If you feel comfortable in a bikini ladies- then wear one. People hating on you just want to make everyone feel shiatty about their bodies. There are women who are size 0 and don't have the confidence to wear a swimsuit in public- people like the assholes on Fark (welcome to Fark, I know) have brought all women down to a point where they question if they are good enough to do something that AFFECTS NOONE ELSE.

/I know, I sound fat, welcome to Fark, but I don't care that you guys are jerks, I just want people to know you are jerks (which is fine, I love it) and your opinion doesn't matter.


*clicks on profile*

Um...not white-knighting here as i am happily taken (yes farkers...im HAPPILY engaged), but you have absolutely NO reason to be self conscious. Honestly.
 
2013-07-03 02:06:38 PM
How many chicks bust out of their tops at these water parks anyhow? GIS suggests not many.
 
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