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2013-07-03 12:53:56 PM
I opened this thread expecting a pics of large breasted women in tiny bikini tops.

I am leaving disappointed... VERY disappointed.
 
2013-07-03 12:54:21 PM
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
 
2013-07-03 12:54:51 PM

MrBallou: It was her bottom they complained about. Maybe the cottage cheese violated the "no outside food" ban.

The video didn't show her from behind, but Mark Clegg looks concerned.


I'm thinking that swimming suit went up in her crack and found a place to hide.
 
2013-07-03 12:55:15 PM
Enjoy the groundswell of adipose rage, water park!
 
2013-07-03 12:56:43 PM
Flotation devices are PROHIBITED
 
2013-07-03 12:56:43 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-03 12:56:48 PM

physt: I've never, ever seen a tattoo that made a woman look better.


exactly
 
2013-07-03 12:57:15 PM
I'm sorry but the cow needs a little more "support".
 
2013-07-03 12:58:59 PM
want
 
2013-07-03 12:59:00 PM
 
2013-07-03 12:59:34 PM
Meh...

I think Michigan is the only state where weight (and height) are protected classes.
 
2013-07-03 01:00:20 PM
Unless she airbrushed the pic, she doesn't seem to have much, if any, cellulite:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-03 01:00:29 PM

Muta: I opened this thread expecting a pics of large breasted women in tiny bikini tops.

I am leaving disappointed... VERY disappointed.


We need to fix this RIGHT NOW
 
2013-07-03 01:00:44 PM

Mikey1969: The video said you could go to Facebook to see the full picture, but I'm not giving them the satisfaction, I'll wit until another Farker does it.

oh come on.
 
2013-07-03 01:01:11 PM

missmez


Enjoy the groundswell of adipose rage, water park!


Groundswell? More like groundCOMPRESS, amirite??


probably not rite
 
2013-07-03 01:02:02 PM
Not bad bazooms.
 
2013-07-03 01:02:25 PM
Another picture of her. She doesn't seem the type of "I starved my way to weight loss" that develops a heavy case of cottage cheese and hanging skin.

Seems she weight trained her way to loss, which is a good way.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-03 01:03:00 PM
Um, yeah, no. That doesn't appear to be what happened at all. This is not to defend the water park, as their actual motives seem to have been even less savory than what she claims. This is a clear "no fat chicks" case, and that's Just Plain Wrong.

The story could have ended there, even as the victim went to the media, but she wouldn't let it: she just had to add her own sordid twist. She was told outright what the problem was, yet her claim to the media rewrites history, not to make the water park look worse, but to make herself look better. Why? Because as wrong as it was for the water park to treat her the way it did, they were correct on one point, and one point only: her chosen style of swimsuit doesn't flatter her at all. And she just can't handle that thought. So if her rewritten version of things makes the water park come out looking a little less abhorrent, so be it: self-esteem trumps all other concerns.

In other words, this belongs on Jerry Springer, not Action News.
 
2013-07-03 01:03:52 PM
May have been all the hair pouring out of her bikini bottom.
 
2013-07-03 01:05:13 PM
Fake boobs and an ugly belt tattoo. Yeesh.

You have a choice not to do that to yourself lady. No point in complaining if they want you to cover some of that up.
 
2013-07-03 01:05:30 PM

LarryDan43: May have been all the hair pouring out of her bikini bottom.


Possibly. I've been to quite a few water parks. You'd have to be exposing a LOT of flesh to be asked to put something on at all of the ones I've been to. My guess is exposed vagina/butt/pubes.
 
2013-07-03 01:05:32 PM
I find her attractive and would be spending many minutes watching her instead of my kids at that pool.
 
2013-07-03 01:06:19 PM

Mittigan: The agonizingly slow, sweeping shot starting at her feet was some real top-notch journalism.


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2013-07-03 01:07:03 PM

djZorbof: Fake boobs and an ugly belt tattoo. Yeesh.

You have a choice not to do that to yourself lady. No point in complaining if they want you to cover some of that up.


Just because they're massive doesn't mean they fake, y'know?
 
2013-07-03 01:09:04 PM
Oh the huge mammaries!
 
2013-07-03 01:10:06 PM

rocky_howard: djZorbof: Fake boobs and an ugly belt tattoo. Yeesh.

You have a choice not to do that to yourself lady. No point in complaining if they want you to cover some of that up.

Just because they're massive doesn't mean they fake, y'know?


I suppose some natural ones can be that solid, lifted, and far spaced apart. Not very often though.
 
2013-07-03 01:10:35 PM

djZorbof: rocky_howard: djZorbof: Fake boobs and an ugly belt tattoo. Yeesh.

You have a choice not to do that to yourself lady. No point in complaining if they want you to cover some of that up.

Just because they're massive doesn't mean they fake, y'know?

I suppose some natural ones can be that solid, lifted, and far spaced apart. Not very often though.


Maybe in space.
 
2013-07-03 01:12:31 PM
media2.kshb.com

yah my guess is that tattoo has something to do with it
 
2013-07-03 01:12:45 PM
And the reason she wouldn't put on shorts and called the news team about this non-issue, while still wearing her bikini is...?

Yeah.
 
2013-07-03 01:13:06 PM

rocky_howard: Unless she airbrushed the pic, she doesn't seem to have much, if any, cellulite:

[i.imgur.com image 484x608]


Airbrushed? That pic is sand-blasted!
 
2013-07-03 01:13:16 PM

djZorbof: rocky_howard: djZorbof: Fake boobs and an ugly belt tattoo. Yeesh.

You have a choice not to do that to yourself lady. No point in complaining if they want you to cover some of that up.

Just because they're massive doesn't mean they fake, y'know?

I suppose some natural ones can be that solid, lifted, and far spaced apart. Not very often though.


they make bikinis with underwire support now eh.


my wifes are larger then that ( 40DDDD) .  She puts on a decent support cup and they look solid..lifted and spaced nicely.
 
2013-07-03 01:13:33 PM
Anyway, in my experience about 75% of all water park visitors are wearing something they ought not to be wearing, so I don't see why this one was singled out.
 
2013-07-03 01:13:50 PM
d1pax3e3t5tpyh.cloudfront.net
This kind of thing never happens in Guanxiou!
 
2013-07-03 01:14:08 PM

kvinesknows: my wifes are larger then that ( 40DDDD) . She puts on a decent support cup and they look solid..lifted and spaced nicely.


POIDH.
 
2013-07-03 01:15:08 PM
Okay.  She's not thin.  She's not young.  But she's not ugly.  And from what I can see, there is nothing innappropriate about her bikini.
There must be something missing from this story.
 
2013-07-03 01:15:11 PM
She can come wear that bikini at my ponderosa. Just not outdoors. I have rules.
 
2013-07-03 01:15:44 PM

durbnpoisn: There must be something missing from this story.


a picture of her ass
 
2013-07-03 01:15:48 PM
free range beaver?

//lude
 
2013-07-03 01:16:39 PM

fireclown: [d1pax3e3t5tpyh.cloudfront.net image 850x602]
This kind of thing never happens in Guanxiou!


now your speaking my language
 
2013-07-03 01:17:21 PM

Onkel Buck: internut scholar: I am not allowed in Rhode Island because my penis takes up half the state.

I know your pain Pee Wee. Im not allowed in Alaska for the same reason.


ChipNASA: internut scholar: I am not allowed in Rhode Island because my penis takes up half the state.

You asked for it....


[i.imgur.com image 350x237]

/enjoy. LOL


But but....GUYS  it's not the size of the state it's the does it border an ocean..... errr something.
 
2013-07-03 01:17:23 PM
a.rgbimg.com
 
2013-07-03 01:17:23 PM

DirkTheDaring: kvinesknows: my wifes are larger then that ( 40DDDD) . She puts on a decent support cup and they look solid..lifted and spaced nicely.

POIDH.


Ive sent naked ones to you before already.  Ill see if I can take a good bikini shot tonight for ya
 
2013-07-03 01:18:25 PM

djZorbof: I suppose some natural ones can be that solid, lifted, and far spaced apart. Not very often though.


Solid? Yes, they can. Lifted? Dude, her breasts even with the likely supported bikini are midway through her torso. That's not lifted...

Regarding space, well, some women have weird positioned boobs :/
 
2013-07-03 01:19:01 PM

bongmiester: yah my guess is that tattoo has something to do with it


That was my immediate assumption as well.
 
2013-07-03 01:21:54 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Mittigan: The agonizingly slow, sweeping shot starting at her feet was some real top-notch journalism.


This sequence of pictures is amazing storytelling.
 
2013-07-03 01:23:01 PM

Millennium: This is a clear "no fat chicks" case, and that's Just Plain Wrong.


or Just Plain Right.
 
2013-07-03 01:23:16 PM
OK so she not a Playboy model but hardly the worst I've seen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reTx5sqvVJ4
 
2013-07-03 01:23:41 PM
I don't care who it is or whatever, these pseudo-discrimination lawsuits must stop.  You have to be PC oblivious to not see through the glib cash grab attempts.
/and I am a so called bleeding heart liberal for Ahura Mazdas sake
 
2013-07-03 01:23:51 PM
Well, that's Independence MO for ya, where this little number is all the rage...

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-03 01:24:16 PM
Reading comprehension..... How does it work????

"After Sheaffer got into the pool with her niece and nephew, she said two employees approached her and told her she had to put on shorts because her bottoms were too small"

Apparently on fark it works like this, "Shorts too small" = Big boobs.
 
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