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2013-07-03 09:23:05 AM
yeah, I can't see why those zepplins would cause any problems.  motorboatin sob's.
 
2013-07-03 09:53:55 AM
It was her bottom they complained about. Maybe the cottage cheese violated the "no outside food" ban.

The video didn't show her from behind, but Mark Clegg looks concerned.
 
2013-07-03 09:57:39 AM
So... they asked her to put on shorts because of her big boobs?

I'm thinking criminally ugly cellulite ass.
 
2013-07-03 10:01:56 AM
Is this a common thing with water parks? I mean, if you go to a water park is seeing a woman wearing a bikini that displays her big boobs a problem?
 
2013-07-03 10:19:08 AM
two employees approached her and told her she had to put on shorts because her bottoms were too small

maybe her ass was too big
 
2013-07-03 10:23:04 AM
my money is on a nasty ass tat
 
2013-07-03 10:29:47 AM
She's wearing the same size swimsuit as girls "half my age" -- I think I can see the problem here.
 
2013-07-03 10:49:38 AM

Speaker2Animals: She's wearing the same size swimsuit as girls "half my age" -- I think I can see the problem here.


TBF, I've seen 14, 15-year-olds wearing small bikinis. Most of them can't fill out the top like she can, but still.

As much as I hate to say it, if you're going to allow "bathing suits" of whatever size, you've got to let the fatties wear them too - either that or make it very clear that it's a subjective rule and you understand that, before buying your ticket, park personnel can ask you to cover up (or leave, if you refuse).

// that's a job - like gynecologist - that seems fun until you realize that the "good ones" are few and far between
// ...there's an unintended pun there
 
2013-07-03 10:56:17 AM

snuffy: my money is on a nasty ass tat


Yeah... I think she had a full belt going there
 
2013-07-03 10:57:44 AM

Dr Dreidel: Speaker2Animals: She's wearing the same size swimsuit as girls "half my age" -- I think I can see the problem here.

TBF, I've seen 14, 15-year-olds wearing small bikinis. Most of them can't fill out the top like she can, but still.

As much as I hate to say it, if you're going to allow "bathing suits" of whatever size, you've got to let the fatties wear them too - either that or make it very clear that it's a subjective rule and you understand that, before buying your ticket, park personnel can ask you to cover up (or leave, if you refuse).

// that's a job - like gynecologist - that seems fun until you realize that the "good ones" are few and far between
// ...there's an unintended pun there


Well the video never shows her from the back (thankfully) and when we see her below the waist from the front, she's always holding a towel to cover up. It also appears she's got some kind of tattoo, which might also be part of the problem.
 
2013-07-03 11:00:00 AM

Dr Dreidel: TBF, I've seen 14, 15-year-olds wearing small bikinis. Most of them can't fill out the top like she can, but still.


You know you've seen 14? Do you keep an annotated list of something? That seems like you might want to have a seat over there....
 
2013-07-03 11:01:12 AM
*SteveMartinJerk.jpeg*

He hates these cans!
 
2013-07-03 11:12:58 AM

Donnchadha: Dr Dreidel: TBF, I've seen 14, 15-year-olds wearing small bikinis. Most of them can't fill out the top like she can, but still.

You know you've seen 14? Do you keep an annotated list of something? That seems like you might want to have a seat over there....


That reading would require assuming that I'm bad at commas. HOW DARE YOU, SIR.

// solidii at dawn!
// I'll slash(ie) you to ribbons
 
2013-07-03 11:16:32 AM
I thought the Water Parks used large chested women to draw people in...

Learn something new every day
 
2013-07-03 11:17:43 AM
Heh, I remember going on a waterslide that was so high and steep it was notorious for taking off bikini tops. There were always a bunch of guys hanging around the pool at the bottom.

/the ability to put a bikini top on while trying to stay underwater is an underrated one
 
2013-07-03 11:19:37 AM
Is it sweeps week already? Nice long shot from toe to head of our victim.
 
2013-07-03 11:20:41 AM
i39.tinypic.com

There it is - took a surprising amount of courage to slide down the yellow one.
 
2013-07-03 11:24:44 AM
Fatty McBelt-Tat ruined my lunch.
 
2013-07-03 11:26:20 AM

God Is My Co-Pirate: /the ability to put a bikini top on while trying to stay underwater is an underrated one


it's not underrated, it's discouraged

there is a difference
 
2013-07-03 12:08:16 PM
Someone should send in the Krispy Kreme Bikini Team wearing thongs...
 
2013-07-03 12:28:14 PM
Sounds like her ass was hanging out.  Cover that ass up, lady, apparently it's bad enough people didn't want to see that.
 
2013-07-03 12:34:19 PM
I'm wondering about that massive tattoo at her bikini line and perhaps the tramp stamp (you know there is one) is offensive?   I'll give Subby troll points for the headline, but it's not the story.
 
2013-07-03 12:40:24 PM
i195.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-03 12:41:01 PM

MrBallou: It was her bottom they complained about. Maybe the cottage cheese violated the "no outside food" ban.

The video didn't show her from behind, but Mark Clegg looks concerned.


Here you go......


i23.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-03 12:43:12 PM
I am not allowed in Rhode Island because my penis takes up half the state.
 
2013-07-03 12:44:39 PM
The agonizingly slow, sweeping shot starting at her feet was some real top-notch journalism.
 
2013-07-03 12:45:02 PM
I'd hit it
 
2013-07-03 12:46:10 PM

internut scholar: I am not allowed in Rhode Island because my penis takes up half the state.


I know your pain Pee Wee. Im not allowed in Alaska for the same reason.
 
2013-07-03 12:46:17 PM
I like big butts and cannot lie...

ChipNASA: Here you go......


um, never mind. Forget what I said earlier about the big butts. I'm off to the gym (in 26 minutes).
 
2013-07-03 12:46:47 PM
If they asked her to put on shorts, my guess is that her bikini bottoms weren't covering enough of her vagina or anus. Which would be the same for anyone other woman. And good lord if it were a man with the mouse out of the house he'd be on the sex offender registry.
 
2013-07-03 12:46:55 PM
FTFA

"... I felt like I could look around me and I could see a handful of other girls half my age size, wearing the same size swimming suit and not being singled out and told to put on clothes or leave."


Fixed
 
2013-07-03 12:47:30 PM
Damn it Katy Perry!!
img004.lazygirls.info
This is a family park!! Cover up!!1 NSFW

/San Dimas High School football rules!!!
 
2013-07-03 12:47:49 PM

ChipNASA: Here you go......


[i23.tinypic.com image 740x558]


Egad!
 
2013-07-03 12:47:52 PM
While that suit is probably adequate for lying still on the beach, she is going to need MUCH more support for water park type activities.

That one poor overstressed piece of string isn't going to cut it.
 
2013-07-03 12:48:06 PM

Mittigan: The agonizingly slow, sweeping shot starting at her feet was some real top-notch journalism.


no spin zone... we report... you decide.
 
2013-07-03 12:48:11 PM
If you scrub off the tattoo, I'd certainly hit that.
 
2013-07-03 12:48:35 PM

dj_bigbird: Is it sweeps week already? Nice long shot from toe to head of our victim.


Not a week, but it's July Sweeps right now.
 
2013-07-03 12:49:02 PM
I'm pretty sure I see what subby did there.
 
2013-07-03 12:49:02 PM

Onkel Buck: I know your pain Pee Wee. Im not allowed in Alaska for the same reason.


img856.imageshack.us
you da man
 
2013-07-03 12:50:21 PM
On the one hand, her top was clearly struggling trying to contain those planetary orbs - on the other hand, TITS!!!
 
2013-07-03 12:50:27 PM

buckeyebrain: If you scrub off the tattoo, I'd certainly hit that.


I've never, ever seen a tattoo that made a woman look better.
 
2013-07-03 12:51:00 PM
This is what passes for a local news story? Jeebus, lady, just put on the clothes or go elsewhere. The water park shouldn't be so sensitive about her trashy looks, but it's not like they're banning her outright.
 
2013-07-03 12:51:03 PM
bongmiester

two employees approached her and told her she had to put on shorts because her bottoms were too small

maybe her ass was too big


Or too busy eating her bathing suit.
 
2013-07-03 12:51:11 PM

MrBallou: It was her bottom they complained about. Maybe the cottage cheese violated the "no outside food" ban.

The video didn't show her from behind, but Mark Clegg looks concerned.


The video said you could go to Facebook to see the full picture, but I'm not giving them the satisfaction, I'll wit until another Farker does it.
 
2013-07-03 12:51:47 PM
"Singled out"? Doubled out, surely.

You know, if you aren't keen on unpleasant flesh (and that woman looked fine to me), you shouldn't probably run a waterslide.

Or maybe you need to hand out "tempa-burkhas". Yeah, that's the tickets, you farktards.
 
2013-07-03 12:51:48 PM

internut scholar: I am not allowed in Rhode Island because my penis takes up half the state.


You asked for it....


i.imgur.com

/enjoy. LOL
 
2013-07-03 12:52:33 PM
Maybe it was a NORBIT scenario.
www.foodcity.myvideostore.com
Yeah, I referenced Norbit.
 
2013-07-03 12:52:37 PM

MrBallou: The video didn't show her from behind


i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-03 12:52:51 PM
*reads article*

Oh, it's Missouri. That explains it.
 
2013-07-03 12:53:44 PM
The article said they asked her to put on shorts, so that tells me the problem was with her bikini bottom not her top/boobs. The video and picture in the article deliberately don't show that part of her so my guess would be her ass wasn't adequately covered by it. A lot of water parks have regulations on how small the bathing suits can be, things like no thongs and the entire ass cheek must be covered etc.
 
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