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(LondonNet)   Paris Hilton remains silent after Emma Watson accuses her of kleptomania, suggesting she's taken things literally   (londonnet.co.uk) divider line 100
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2013-07-03 11:41:03 AM  
That's hot.
 
2013-07-03 11:42:27 AM  
I'd let Emma Watson steal something of mine, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-07-03 11:42:48 AM  
I love a good catfight, gets me hot - Joe Friday.
 
2013-07-03 11:43:07 AM  
Kleptomania needs the theft component. Assuming Paris pays for her shiat, she's more a hoarder than a kleptomaniac.
 
2013-07-03 11:45:09 AM  

namegoeshere: hoarder


I agree, up until the letter d.
 
2013-07-03 11:45:49 AM  

PizzaJedi81: I'd let Emma Watson steal something of mine, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.


Your virginity, right?
 
2013-07-03 11:46:10 AM  

PizzaJedi81: I'd let Emma Watson steal something of mine, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.


It's not theft if you're willing to give it away.
 
2013-07-03 11:46:32 AM  

shpritz: PizzaJedi81: I'd let Emma Watson steal something of mine, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

Your virginity, right?


Your mom already took that.
 
2013-07-03 11:46:45 AM  
"I've got about eight pairs of shoes and that's it."

I'm sure there are starving kids in Africa who would feel the same way about someone who owns 8 pairs of shoes. Its all a matter of perspective.
 
2013-07-03 11:47:16 AM  

PFFT, she's one to talk...

i.imgur.com          i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-03 11:48:41 AM  
Link Farked already?
 
2013-07-03 12:01:14 PM  

ongbok: Link Farked already?


yep
 
das
2013-07-03 12:01:42 PM  

ongbok: Link Farked already?


Yup.
 
2013-07-03 12:02:04 PM  

ongbok: Link Farked already?


Yep... :(
 
das
2013-07-03 12:02:25 PM  

das: ongbok: Link Farked already?

Yup.


Piizzadude: ongbok: Link Farked already?

yep


Close.
 
2013-07-03 12:05:36 PM  

ongbok: Link Farked already?


Yeap
 
2013-07-03 12:06:48 PM  
Pretty sure Emma said "chlamydia," but with her British accent and all, people misunderstood her.
 
2013-07-03 12:07:19 PM  

shpritz: PizzaJedi81: I'd let Emma Watson steal something of mine, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

Your virginity, right?


Thought he was talking about his anal virginity...
 
2013-07-03 12:08:06 PM  

braedan: PFFT, she's one to talk...

[i.imgur.com image 245x220]          [i.imgur.com image 245x220][i.imgur.com image 245x220]


What are those from?
 
2013-07-03 12:09:34 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: shpritz: PizzaJedi81: I'd let Emma Watson steal something of mine, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

Your virginity, right?

Thought he was talking about his anal virginity...


Tomato, ToMAHto.
 
2013-07-03 12:11:37 PM  

PizzaJedi81: Dingleberry Dickwad: shpritz: PizzaJedi81: I'd let Emma Watson steal something of mine, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

Your virginity, right?

Thought he was talking about his anal virginity...

Tomato, ToMAHto.


Hehe, also forgot to note that despite my login, I wasn't trying to be a dick, it's just I sometimes have a difficult time resisting low hanging fruit when folks leave themselves wide open like that.
 
2013-07-03 12:12:12 PM  

Odd Bird: braedan: PFFT, she's one to talk...

[i.imgur.com image 245x220]          [i.imgur.com image 245x220][i.imgur.com image 245x220]

What are those from?


That new This is the End movie.
 
2013-07-03 12:14:19 PM  
Someone have a picture of Emma Watson?
 
2013-07-03 12:15:41 PM  

namegoeshere: Kleptomania needs the theft component. Assuming Paris pays for her shiat, she's more a hoarder than a kleptomaniac.


Maybe she's been reading too much Proudhon?

/obscure?
 
2013-07-03 12:16:23 PM  

eagles95: Someone have a picture of Emma Watson?


c.cslacker.com

Best one I could find, sorry.
 
2013-07-03 12:18:02 PM  
Someone have a picture of Emma Watson?

or better yet...any one have the original?
 
2013-07-03 12:22:36 PM  

Rose McGowan Loveslave: Someone have a picture of Emma Watson?

or better yet...any one have the original?




i1135.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-03 12:24:44 PM  

SirLothar: Rose McGowan Loveslave: Someone have a picture of Emma Watson?

or better yet...any one have the original?

[i1135.photobucket.com image 300x375]


obligatory2
 
2013-07-03 12:25:34 PM  

Odd Bird: SirLothar: Rose McGowan Loveslave: Someone have a picture of Emma Watson?

or better yet...any one have the original?

[i1135.photobucket.com image 300x375]

obligatory2


And hilarious every single damn time. The day that stops being funny is the day I hang up my Fark account.
 
2013-07-03 12:26:12 PM  

SirLothar: Rose McGowan Loveslave: Someone have a picture of Emma Watson?

or better yet...any one have the original?


Always funny. Always.
 
2013-07-03 12:29:18 PM  

PizzaJedi81: Odd Bird: SirLothar: Rose McGowan Loveslave: Someone have a picture of Emma Watson?

or better yet...any one have the original?

[i1135.photobucket.com image 300x375]

obligatory2

And hilarious every single damn time. The day that stops being funny is the day I hang up my Fark account.


This. So very much this.
/tears of joy.
 
2013-07-03 12:41:47 PM  

Guadior42: PizzaJedi81: Odd Bird: SirLothar: Rose McGowan Loveslave: Someone have a picture of Emma Watson?

or better yet...any one have the original?

[i1135.photobucket.com image 300x375]

obligatory2

And hilarious every single damn time. The day that stops being funny is the day I hang up my Fark account.

This. So very much this.
/tears of joy.


And yet....trying to explain this to say my wife...she'd look at me like i'm insane
 
2013-07-03 12:45:13 PM  

Piizzadude: ongbok: Link Farked already?

yep


das: ongbok: Link Farked already?

Yup.


Fritriac: ongbok: Link Farked already?

Yep... :(


dancindan84: ongbok: Link Farked already?

Yeap


www.tvasylum.com
 
2013-07-03 01:02:03 PM  
Nice double meaning there, subby.  Would read again.  =^_^=
 
2013-07-03 01:06:39 PM  
Lol subby.  Good work.
 
2013-07-03 01:13:57 PM  
Despite her personal fortune standing at over £26million, the star insists she is far more down-to-earth and would never waste money on unnecessary clothes and accessories. She said: "I've got about eight pairs of shoes and that's it."

That's six more pairs than I have, sweetie.
 
2013-07-03 01:22:35 PM  

IlGreven: Despite her personal fortune standing at over £26million, the star insists she is far more down-to-earth and would never waste money on unnecessary clothes and accessories. She said: "I've got about eight pairs of shoes and that's it."

That's six more pairs than I have, sweetie.


4 pairs of dress shoes (2 of which are nearing EOL)
1 pair of general sneakers
1 pair of general sneakers reserved for lawn/car work
1 pair of trail running shoes
1 pair of running shoes I keep in a gym bag
1 pair of good hiking boots
1 pair of "urban" hiking boots (yeah, kind of moronish...bought these before the good ones)
1 pair of steel-tipped work boots
1 pair of sandals
1 shameful expression
 
2013-07-03 01:25:21 PM  

Guadior42: PizzaJedi81: Odd Bird: SirLothar: Rose McGowan Loveslave: Someone have a picture of Emma Watson?

or better yet...any one have the original?

[i1135.photobucket.com image 300x375]

obligatory2

And hilarious every single damn time. The day that stops being funny is the day I hang up my Fark account.

This. So very much this.
/tears of joy.


I'm laughing so hard at work my eyes are watering too, love that every time I see it.
 
2013-07-03 01:26:57 PM  

PizzaJedi81: Odd Bird: SirLothar: Rose McGowan Loveslave: Someone have a picture of Emma Watson?

or better yet...any one have the original?

[i1135.photobucket.com image 300x375]

obligatory2

And hilarious every single damn time. The day that stops being funny is the day I hang up my Fark account.


"Best one I could find, sorry" was the funniest part this time
 
2013-07-03 01:29:14 PM  

iron_city_ap: "I've got about eight pairs of shoes and that's it."

I'm sure there are starving kids in Africa who would feel the same way about someone who owns 8 pairs of shoes. Its all a matter of perspective.


Someone make a Four Yorkshiremen joke here, I'm too tired.
 
2013-07-03 01:29:45 PM  

IlGreven: Despite her personal fortune standing at over £26million, the star insists she is far more down-to-earth and would never waste money on unnecessary clothes and accessories. She said: "I've got about eight pairs of shoes and that's it."

That's six more pairs than I have, sweetie.


You only have 2 pairs of shoes? I have at least 12.

2 pair of dress shoes, 1 black and 1 brown
3 pairs of gym shoes, 1 for basketball, 1 for softball, 1 for running
2 pairs of gym shoes for casual wearing, one white one black
2 pairs of casual non dress shoes
2 pairs of casual boots
1 pair of work boots
several pair of old gym shoes that are used for general work
 
2013-07-03 01:29:55 PM  
I'm a guy and I have eight pairs of shoes.
People keep buying them for me because they're tired of seeing me walk around in these brown sneakers that are about to lose their atomic bonds.
 
2013-07-03 01:30:27 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Someone make a Four Yorkshiremen joke here, I'm too tired.


LUXURY! In my day, we only had strips of wood we'd tied to our feet with twine...USED twine.
 
2013-07-03 01:34:56 PM  

mjones73: Guadior42: PizzaJedi81: Odd Bird: SirLothar: Rose McGowan Loveslave: Someone have a picture of Emma Watson?

or better yet...any one have the original?

[i1135.photobucket.com image 300x375]

obligatory2

And hilarious every single damn time. The day that stops being funny is the day I hang up my Fark account.

This. So very much this.
/tears of joy.

I'm laughing so hard at work my eyes are watering too, love that every time I see it.


You guys are easily amused. Or stoners. Same thing, really.
 
2013-07-03 01:35:01 PM  
FTA...

"But it's easy for me to sound like a total hypocrite because, of course, I'm dressed in designer clothes right now."
 
2013-07-03 01:39:25 PM  

IlGreven: Despite her personal fortune standing at over £26million, the star insists she is far more down-to-earth and would never waste money on unnecessary clothes and accessories. She said: "I've got about eight pairs of shoes and that's it."

That's six more pairs than I have, sweetie.


Seriously, just two pairs of shoes? Are you excluding some categories of footwear likes sandals or sports shoes? Because if not, you must have quite the sedentary lifestyle.
 
2013-07-03 01:40:07 PM  
Well, I bet people will be reluctant to invite Emma Watson into their house if she's gonna be talking smack. And why would Emma need more than 8 pairs of shoes, when designers and movie studios are probably lending her the best designer clothes?
 
2013-07-03 01:42:16 PM  

skinink: Well, I bet people will be reluctant to invite Emma Watson into their house if she's gonna be talking smack. And why would Emma need more than 8 pairs of shoes, when designers and movie studios are probably lending her the best designer clothes?


I'd lend her something to talk smack about, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-07-03 01:48:24 PM  
Emma's scene in This is the End was one the funniest farking things put to film in this recent decade
 
2013-07-03 01:49:39 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Emma's scene in This is the End was one the funniest farking things put to film in this recent decade


Funny, she said that about the sex tape she and I made.
 
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