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(NPR)   That nineteen year-old jailed for making threats to shoot up a school on Facebook is getting beat up behind bars, but according to parents we should all feel sorry for him and overlook the whole making threats thing   (npr.org) divider line 18
    More: Followup, Facebook, Mr. Carter, solitary confinement, New Braunfels, terroristic threats  
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2013-07-03 08:36:33 AM
4 votes:
OtherLittleGuy:
/but who rapes the rapists?

I dunno.  Coast Guard?
2013-07-03 08:44:28 AM
3 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: But is getting raped? Because, you know, everyone in prison should be raped as part of their incarceration.

/but who rapes the rapists?


Well, you've got your first guys in jail. The originals. They weren't raping at first, but they eventually started raping each other according to size and  ease of access. Then the new guys showed up and the originals were all like, "let's just start raping the new guys!" they voted and a majority passed.
2013-07-03 11:55:21 AM
2 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: But is getting raped? Because, you know, everyone in prison should be raped as part of their incarceration.

/but who rapes the rapists?


The Watchmen.
2013-07-03 08:47:44 AM
2 votes:
Quit crying or I'll give you something to cry about!
25.media.tumblr.com
It's funny when their Pampers burst into flames.
2013-07-03 08:30:32 AM
2 votes:
Isn't jail time a little extreme for using Facebook?
2013-07-03 02:05:00 PM
1 votes:

trappedspirit: To be fair to the inmates that is an extraordinarily punchable face.  I almost smacked my monitor.


media.npr.org

Like this guy went back in time:
www.mbird.com
2013-07-03 11:10:48 AM
1 votes:

Madbassist1: Farktastic: However, I really can't muster one ounce of sympathy for this colossal shiathead. Anyone of legal age who cannot put together cause and effect at this stage of life deserves a severe lesson in reality. Want to threaten the death of children? Guess what? You go where the other child killers are.

You're an idiot who needs a lesson in context.


So let me get this straight... This asshat plays a game, leaves the game, posts a comment where most likely anyone can read it (teenagers like having hundreds of "friends" on Facebook and are notoriously bad at privacy settings) without referencing the game and threatens to murder a group of 5 year olds, and I am the idiot who needs a lesson in context? Need I remind you how many times Facebook has been used as evidence in any number of criminal investigations or the fact that if there is a hot button in law enforcement these days it is probably the mass murder of children?

Had he said it in the game where there was some context or tolerance for it he'd be fine. Probably no one would care. But this guy is a special kind of farktard who mixed every flavor of stupid he could muster into one act.

Sometimes people get bit hard by their own stupidity. I'm not going to shed tears over some dumbass adult snowflake so could not figure out the potential consequences of his actions.
2013-07-03 10:37:46 AM
1 votes:

FC Exile: Yeah, I would be going and getting my son, and standing in my way would be a bad idea.
There's a point at which you stop respecting authority, and this is it.


Good luck getting him out of jail Tommy Toughnuts.  We're all impressed with how hardcore you are.
2013-07-03 10:25:43 AM
1 votes:

Plissken: It's a slippery slope.

On one hand, he doesn't seem to have access to weapons; apparently didn't make any plans to carry out such an attack; and generally it just seems to be a dumb teenager's online rant.
On the other hand, with the relatively recent mass school shootings around the country, if they hadn't arrested the kid and he HAD done something, the media/public outrage would have shaken the public safety and judicial systems enough that there would have been mass firings or someone in a position of authority would have been scapegoated and crucified.
All the same, the imprisonment and ridiculously high bail are reactionary, unnecessary, and unwarranted. The kid is in the system now and house arrest while awaiting trial should surely be sufficient. There is no reason to destroy this boy's life over what is highly likely to be just a kid writing stupid things on the Internet.
If the kid DID write "jk" after his little rant and the prosecutor is choosing to belittle or ignore the significance of such a disclaimer, then it's just another asswipe lawyer trying to make a name for himself.
Kids say stupid things all the time, and in my opinion, he should be psych evaluated, his friends and family should be interviewed, and he should just be released if common sense dictates that there was never any real threat.
But shucks, this is TX. We love locking people up here, especially if we get to execute them


Hey, if I know anything about Texas, I know that Texans appreciate the sanctity of human life... right up until they can execute it!
2013-07-03 09:56:35 AM
1 votes:

Befuddled: Parents need to beat it into their idiot kids that they need to watch what they say, that stupid talk can have really negative consequences. There are things which are never to be said, even in jest.


You have been reported to your local law enforcement for advocating violence against children.
2013-07-03 09:01:24 AM
1 votes:

Ebenator: FTFA: "He's been put in solitary confinement, nude, for days on end because he's depressed."

Nothing chases the blues away quite like solitary confinement.


Well, if he didn't want to have the shiat kicked out of him and be thrown naked into an empty featureless room for days on end, he shouldn't have been born in Texas.

I mean, c'mon. Texas! What a shiathole.
2013-07-03 08:56:21 AM
1 votes:
This kind of crap is why we need a font or punctiation symbol for sarcasm or snark.

The kid followed up his comment with "LOL, jk", but the idiot that reported him probably thinks that means "Lucifer Our Lord, jesus kills" or some other stupid crap.
2013-07-03 08:52:29 AM
1 votes:
FTFA: "He's been put in solitary confinement, nude, for days on end because he's depressed."

Nothing chases the blues away quite like solitary confinement.
2013-07-03 08:51:16 AM
1 votes:
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2013-07-03 08:42:15 AM
1 votes:

FC Exile: Yeah, I would be going and getting my son, and standing in my way would be a bad idea.
There's a point at which you stop respecting authority, and this is it.


Speaking of Internet Tough Guys.
2013-07-03 08:41:59 AM
1 votes:

FC Exile: Yeah, I would be going and getting my son, and standing in my way would be a bad idea.
There's a point at which you stop respecting authority, and this is it.


Careful now. That's dangerously close to make threats. Texas is sending someone to arrest you now.
2013-07-03 08:32:21 AM
1 votes:
Did he own or have access to any guns? teenagers say stupid shiat all the time most of them think about 5 minutes after they talk.
2013-07-03 08:31:01 AM
1 votes:
At the rate this is going, anyone with an XBL account will run the risk of going to jail.
 
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