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(Yahoo)   Person of interest in Hernandez case dies of natural causes. What? A car flying off the highway into a building is natural   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 5
    More: Followup, Aaron Hernandez, natural causes, Thaddeus Singleton, Nissan Maxima, Hartford Courant, interests, New England Patriots  
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2013-07-03 10:32:16 AM
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A SECOND CAR JUST HIT THE SOUTH TOWER!!

/got nuttin'
2013-07-03 11:09:16 AM
3 votes:
It's clear to me that Hernandez is a deep cover plant by Fox Sports. A young man recruited off the streets of Bristol, groomed to have a successful NFL career, inevitably hired by ESPN as a "He'll say anything" commentator after his career ended, who would then feed strategically important information from inside Bristol headquarters. Trained early in life in the ancient self-defense art of SideLineReporter-jitsu, Aaron's keen reflexes and instincts got him in trouble several times during college. Things got dicey, however, when known ESPN agent Tim Tebow managed to get a job with the Patriots. He obviously sniffed out Hernandez as a double agent immediately, and the two began a deadly game of cat and mouse with each other over the past month or so, each trying to get the upper hand on the other. Finally Tebow outed Hernandez as a double agent to his ESPN masters, and they set him up with these shootings we are now learning about. Fox Sports had no choice but to burn Hernandez and hang him out to dry, lest the entirety of their operations be brought to light.

Or maybe I've just been watching way too much "MI-5" on Netflix lately.
2013-07-03 09:52:16 AM
2 votes:
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2013-07-03 09:43:36 AM
2 votes:
Road head. It's the only explanation
2013-07-03 10:03:54 AM
1 votes:
My conspiracy alarm hasn't gone off.  I guess I better adjust my tinfoil hat.
 
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