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(Yahoo)   Person of interest in Hernandez case dies of natural causes. What? A car flying off the highway into a building is natural   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 38
    More: Followup, Aaron Hernandez, natural causes, Thaddeus Singleton, Nissan Maxima, Hartford Courant, interests, New England Patriots  
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2013-07-03 08:26:54 AM
Natural to the line of work he was in.

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2013-07-03 08:48:12 AM
Hernandez killed the guy WITH HIS MIND, MAN!!
 
2013-07-03 09:34:39 AM
Ya gotta admit, it does seem a bit suspicious.
 
2013-07-03 09:35:29 AM
Suicide by building?
 
2013-07-03 09:39:34 AM
So is Hernandez a serial killer now?
 
2013-07-03 09:43:28 AM
there was another personinthe car.She survived. I'm not feeling this one.  Hernandez is still an idiot, but no one will ever accuse him of being organized or intelligent in his dealings with anger.
 
2013-07-03 09:43:36 AM
Road head. It's the only explanation
 
2013-07-03 09:43:39 AM
Snitches get ... smashed into buildings.

/got nuthin
 
2013-07-03 09:45:12 AM
Well, they farked up because someone lived. Let's see what happens to the passenger before we jump to conclusions.
 
2013-07-03 09:45:19 AM
Now Hernandez is just being a bad sport.
 
2013-07-03 09:47:39 AM
The car hit a grassy knoll and flew into the building. Study that out.
 
2013-07-03 09:48:12 AM

deanis: So is Hernandez a serial killer now?


quick, someone hide Cap'n Crunch and the Trix Rabbit!
 
2013-07-03 09:52:16 AM
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2013-07-03 09:52:33 AM

SurfaceTension: Natural to the line of work he was in.


Definitely nothing out of the ordinary for a car to fly off the road and into a building.
 
2013-07-03 10:00:15 AM
He made the building move into the road way and then back.

We can see through this conspiracy a mile away.
 
2013-07-03 10:03:54 AM
My conspiracy alarm hasn't gone off.  I guess I better adjust my tinfoil hat.
 
2013-07-03 10:19:02 AM

Carn: My conspiracy alarm hasn't gone off.  I guess I better adjust my tinfoil hat.


Not even with the explosion and the thermite residue?
 
2013-07-03 10:26:47 AM
They just found human remains in the Connecticut River, too. The papers aren't saying so, but I'm sure it's his doing.

Aaron Hernandez is clearly the John Wayne Gacy of CT.
 
2013-07-03 10:28:49 AM

sethstorm: SurfaceTension: Natural to the line of work he was in.

Definitely nothing out of the ordinary for a car to fly off the road and into a building.


Something Mythbuster worthy about riding a table at highway speeds using a plastic sheet as a tow rope.

Oh, and this article is worthless without pics.
 
2013-07-03 10:32:16 AM
A SECOND CAR JUST HIT THE SOUTH TOWER!!

/got nuttin'
 
2013-07-03 10:33:01 AM
"The report said the car shot through the air and hit the Farmington Country Club six feet off the ground."
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FORE!! - er - NISSAN MAXIMA!!!
 
2013-07-03 10:56:41 AM
I don't get the headline, subby.   The article didn't say it was natural causes.  So what's the joke?
 
2013-07-03 10:59:33 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: Carn: My conspiracy alarm hasn't gone off.  I guess I better adjust my tinfoil hat.

Not even with the explosion and the thermite residue?


They caught a bear running around DC last week.  This was also his fault I'm guessing.
 
2013-07-03 11:01:10 AM
Maybe the passenger will cooperate or mysteriously walk off a bridge
 
2013-07-03 11:09:16 AM
It's clear to me that Hernandez is a deep cover plant by Fox Sports. A young man recruited off the streets of Bristol, groomed to have a successful NFL career, inevitably hired by ESPN as a "He'll say anything" commentator after his career ended, who would then feed strategically important information from inside Bristol headquarters. Trained early in life in the ancient self-defense art of SideLineReporter-jitsu, Aaron's keen reflexes and instincts got him in trouble several times during college. Things got dicey, however, when known ESPN agent Tim Tebow managed to get a job with the Patriots. He obviously sniffed out Hernandez as a double agent immediately, and the two began a deadly game of cat and mouse with each other over the past month or so, each trying to get the upper hand on the other. Finally Tebow outed Hernandez as a double agent to his ESPN masters, and they set him up with these shootings we are now learning about. Fox Sports had no choice but to burn Hernandez and hang him out to dry, lest the entirety of their operations be brought to light.

Or maybe I've just been watching way too much "MI-5" on Netflix lately.
 
2013-07-03 11:14:13 AM

Snort: He made the building move into the road way and then back.

We can see through this conspiracy a mile away.


Aaron Hernandez is MAGNETO!
 
2013-07-03 11:19:21 AM
All deaths are due to cerebral hypoxia, so it's all natural.
 
2013-07-03 11:39:07 AM
I'm confused.  Who was driving the car?
 
2013-07-03 01:34:00 PM
Road head.

It'll get you every time.
 
2013-07-03 01:53:36 PM

Carn: tenpoundsofcheese: Carn: My conspiracy alarm hasn't gone off.  I guess I better adjust my tinfoil hat.

Not even with the explosion and the thermite residue?

They caught a bear running around DC last week.  This was also his fault I'm guessing.


No no no. That was Joe Lefeged from the Colts. He also kidnapped the red panda from the DC zoo
 
2013-07-03 01:57:56 PM
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Someone must have hacked his interceptor devices while he was driving
 
2013-07-03 02:14:08 PM

groppet: Carn: tenpoundsofcheese: Carn: My conspiracy alarm hasn't gone off.  I guess I better adjust my tinfoil hat.

Not even with the explosion and the thermite residue?

They caught a bear running around DC last week.  This was also his fault I'm guessing.

No no no. That was Joe Lefeged from the Colts. He also kidnapped the red panda from the DC zoo


Ah, right.  Damn him!
 
2013-07-03 02:15:33 PM
It would be perfectly natural to die if your car smashed into a building. What's the problem?
 
2013-07-03 03:25:02 PM
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Thaddeus?
What kind of name is that?
 
2013-07-03 03:31:59 PM
I just want it on the interwebz that I will never,ever tell the authorities all that I know (nothing) about all the killings he's never committed.
/Just in case he ever gets out of jail and might decide to visit Mississippi.
 
2013-07-03 03:51:10 PM
This took place in Mena Arkansas, right?
 
2013-07-03 04:41:32 PM
The last one died of natural causes, because a dagger through the heart kills quite naturally.
 
2013-07-04 03:32:58 AM

Queensowntalia: They just found human remains in the Connecticut River, too. The papers aren't saying so, but I'm sure it's his doing.

Aaron Hernandez is clearly the John Wayne Gacy of CT.


Imagine how awesome that would be. If an NFL player turned out to be a serial killer. The news outlets would lose their minds.

Odds are, eventually it will happen. Why not now?
 
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