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(WTKR)   Man charged with DUI after hitting police car really needs some Visine   (wtkr.com) divider line 18
    More: Obvious, Virginia Beach, patrol cars, vehicle inspection  
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2013-07-03 09:54:19 AM
I prefer Clear Eyes

www.motorsportsartist.com

/wow.
 
2013-07-03 10:00:26 AM
unauthorized use of inspection sticker

What kind of a bullsh*t charge is that?..
 
2013-07-03 10:02:20 AM
do they have eye straighteners as well?
 
2013-07-03 10:02:25 AM
Police chaplain? WTF?
 
2013-07-03 10:06:16 AM
We're talking abot the Vaaaa Beach PD. I'm surprised the guy doesn't now need plastic surgery.
 
2013-07-03 10:06:35 AM

clevershark: unauthorized use of inspection sticker

What kind of a bullsh*t charge is that?..


Probably means using a forged sticker, or one taken from another vehicle.
 
2013-07-03 10:13:58 AM
"You hit a parked cop car?"


/better not be obscure
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-07-03 10:17:35 AM
Visene is not good for your eyes.

/that's all
 
2013-07-03 10:25:51 AM
Yeah I guess
meh
 
2013-07-03 10:28:53 AM

clevershark: unauthorized use of inspection sticker

What kind of a bullsh*t charge is that?..


It's called "pissing off the Po-lease." It's just like with a lot of pot charges -- most cops I know couldn't care less if you're toking up at home. But if you're doing something stupid that takes up their time (and filling out paperwork) and they find Mary Jane on you, then they're going to tack on that charge big-time.
 
2013-07-03 10:32:14 AM
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The bars of a municipal lock up cannot hold back The Beach Man!

Fear me and leave me be, for I AM THE BEACH MAN!!!
 
2013-07-03 10:44:38 AM

Catsaregreen: clevershark: unauthorized use of inspection sticker

What kind of a bullsh*t charge is that?..

It's called "pissing off the Po-lease." It's just like with a lot of pot charges -- most cops I know couldn't care less if you're toking up at home. But if you're doing something stupid that takes up their time (and filling out paperwork) and they find Mary Jane on you, then they're going to tack on that charge big-time.


"I don't always hang out with a lot of cops, but when I do most of them tell me that they tack on additional charges because they're annoyed by paperwork"

/CSB
 
2013-07-03 10:48:34 AM
He's going to vigorously defend himself on the "Following Too Close" charge.
(Another b.s. "add-on" charge used by police, unless you actually rear-end another vehicle)
 
2013-07-03 10:49:35 AM

Rabbid_Squirrel: clevershark: unauthorized use of inspection sticker

What kind of a bullsh*t charge is that?..

Probably means using a forged sticker, or one taken from another vehicle.


This.  He might have a buddy that works as an inspector or he just got his hands on an updated sticker and slapped it on his car.
 
2013-07-03 11:11:04 AM
t1.gstatic.comy
 
2013-07-03 11:35:04 AM

DGS: Visene is not good for your eyes.


I should say not.

blogs.dallasobserver.com
 
2013-07-03 11:58:22 AM
Back in my bar hopping days Visine and Altoids were always standard equipment in my glovebox.
 
2013-07-03 12:19:46 PM

clevershark: unauthorized use of inspection sticker

What kind of a bullsh*t charge is that?..


Recently, there have been a rash of bogus/illegal inspection stickers.
Some poor guy was on the news after recently buying a car. Turns out the inspection sticker was bogus. Correct dates, but not legal. He had no idea.
 
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