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(ESPN)   Because you knew that there just had to be an ESPN manufactured link between Tim Tebow and the actions of Aaron Hernandez   (espn.go.com ) divider line
    More: Stupid, Aaron Hernandez, Tim Tebow, ESPN, Andy Katz, Orlando Sentinel  
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597 clicks; posted to Sports » on 03 Jul 2013 at 8:39 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-03 08:18:07 AM  
I would have preferred a story about Tim getting drunk for the first time and hooking up with Hernandez for a night of torrid passion which they've both denied ever since.

/They're both hot, and I still think Tebow is gay.
 
2013-07-03 08:51:04 AM  
Being around Tebow, made Aaron a better person?
 
2013-07-03 08:51:11 AM  
Surprised they haven't blamed it on Jay Cutler yet.
 
2013-07-03 08:54:24 AM  
When you look at all the evidence, it's clear that Belichick planned the whole thing.
 
2013-07-03 08:59:51 AM  
FTFA: Timmy was a very mature 18-year-old. If you take a poll of 10 18-year-olds, 'What are first three things on your mind?' OK, first is going to be women, second's going be this and third's going got be this. Tim's going to be, 'Well, God, God and God.'

Because unquestioning devotion to an invisible sky creature is a sure sign of maturity.
 
2013-07-03 09:04:37 AM  

SphericalTime: I would have preferred a story about Tim getting drunk for the first time and hooking up with Hernandez for a night of torrid passion which they've both denied ever since.

/They're both hot, and I still think Tebow is gay.


My partner is convinced that Hernandez killed Lloyd to avoid being outed.  So, yeah.
 
2013-07-03 09:11:03 AM  
1. Farkers have been bringing up Tebow in damn near every Hernandez thread since the story broke. Apparently we don't need ESPN's help to get him involved in the conversation. Some farkers need to get off ESPN's nuts about Tebow, until they (farkers) can stop bringing him up just as much.

2. I was more surprised that Tebow was at a bar. What was it, an Applebees?
 
2013-07-03 09:13:21 AM  

skrame: 1. Farkers have been bringing up Tebow in damn near every Hernandez thread since the story broke. Apparently we don't need ESPN's help to get him involved in the conversation. Some farkers need to get off ESPN's nuts about Tebow, until they (farkers) can stop bringing him up just as much.

2. I was more surprised that Tebow was at a bar. What was it, an Applebees?


QFT
 
2013-07-03 09:48:22 AM  

skrame: 1. Farkers have been bringing up Tebow in damn near every Hernandez thread since the story broke. Apparently we don't need ESPN's help to get him involved in the conversation. Some farkers need to get off ESPN's nuts about Tebow, until they (farkers) can stop bringing him up just as much.

2. I was more surprised that Tebow was at a bar. What was it, an Applebees?


A winner is you.
 
2013-07-03 09:51:39 AM  

skrame: 1. Farkers have been bringing up Tebow in damn near every Hernandez thread since the story broke. Apparently we don't need ESPN's help to get him involved in the conversation. Some farkers need to get off ESPN's nuts about Tebow, until they (farkers) can stop bringing him up just as much.

2. I was more surprised that Tebow was at a bar. What was it, an Applebees?


They were at church, pounding communal wine.

/cannonball
 
2013-07-03 10:13:28 AM  
The Onion reported this at least a week ago
"Tim Tebow's former teammate accused of murder"

/Although it was funnier because the Hernandez story broke only like a week after the Pats signed Teebus
 
2013-07-03 10:30:52 AM  
so the florida coaching staff essentially paid the guy off to keep one of their drunken, violent 17 year olds from getting into trouble.  i wish news like that was shocking
 
2013-07-03 10:37:25 AM  
I'm going to hold off until I hear Skip Bayless and Stephan A Smith debate the issue.
 
2013-07-03 12:52:29 PM  

skrame: 1. Farkers have been bringing up Tebow in damn near every Hernandez thread since the story broke. Apparently we don't need ESPN's help to get him involved in the conversation. Some farkers need to get off ESPN's nuts about Tebow, until they (farkers) can stop bringing him up just as much.

2. I was more surprised that Tebow was at a bar. What was it, an Applebees?


Bringing it up is fine (I guess, they were college teammates), making it a lead story on the ticker, that's a bridge too far.
 
2013-07-03 12:59:08 PM  

lilbjorn: FTFA: Timmy was a very mature 18-year-old. If you take a poll of 10 18-year-olds, 'What are first three things on your mind?' OK, first is going to be women, second's going be this and third's going got be this. Tim's going to be, 'Well, God, God and God.'

Because unquestioning devotion to an invisible sky creature is a sure sign of maturity.


The fact that you don't believe in the being in question does not mean Tebow is not mature. I don't believe in that "sky creature" but it's pretty obvious that Tebow is a pretty mature guy and was that preachy kid that was years ahead of the rest in the locker room and tried to talk guys out of stupid things that seemed right at the time and ended up coming off as a pussy and/or weird.

/run-on sentences are cool
 
2013-07-03 11:13:21 PM  
I am surprised ESPN hasn't asked Ray Lewis to give Hernandez advice on how to get out of a murder.
 
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