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(WOWT Omaha)   When asked if she was speeding while driving the police car she stole: "It was a Dodge Charger. Of course I was speeding"   (wowt.com) divider line 57
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2013-07-03 12:12:02 AM
Props for owning the action. *slow clap*
 
2013-07-03 12:12:15 AM
Man...that chick is all kinds of dumb.
 
2013-07-03 12:12:36 AM
Well, duh!
 
2013-07-03 12:13:27 AM
twentieshacker.com
I drive a Dodge Charger!! I DEMAND respect!!!
 
2013-07-03 12:14:37 AM
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2013-07-03 12:17:37 AM
fark it, they're taking you to jail anyway. Might as well have some fun with it.
 
2013-07-03 12:19:46 AM

farkingismybusiness: [twentieshacker.com image 491x393]
I drive a Dodge Charger!! I DEMAND respect!!!


Are you using the recipe from Lipton's Cup-O-Soup?
 
2013-07-03 12:21:17 AM
She wasn't high because she hadn't taken enough drugs and she didn't have any drugs because she took all that she had. Every completely sober person celebrates a GTA felony by stealing a pair of stank ass farm boots and passing out in a van.
 
2013-07-03 12:21:36 AM
Probably didn't get very far before the suspension completely fell apart on it.
 
2013-07-03 12:21:42 AM
Reading the article this girl has got spunk.
 
2013-07-03 12:23:46 AM
She took boots from a farm vehicle for her bare feet and climbed into a van where officers found her asleep.

Perchance, did that van happen to be stationary adjacent to a flowing body of water? Because monsieur Foley would find that most fitting.
 
2013-07-03 12:24:24 AM
I believe the saying is, "DRIVE IT LIKE YA STOLE IT!"
 
2013-07-03 12:25:33 AM

DubtodaIll: Reading the article this girl has got spunk.


But no brain.
 
2013-07-03 12:27:35 AM
Wahoo?  Wahoo!
 
2013-07-03 12:28:51 AM
Trying to outrun the normal Big Three redox reaction.
 
2013-07-03 12:33:52 AM
Dodge Charger:

Fastest.  Car.  Ever.
 
2013-07-03 12:39:17 AM
Pity the Hemiless
 
2013-07-03 12:44:10 AM

Ghastly: Probably didn't get very far before the suspension completely fell apart on it.


It'sgot a cop suspension in it.
 
2013-07-03 12:44:59 AM

TheGogmagog: Ghastly: Probably didn't get very far before the suspension completely fell apart on it.

It'sgot a cop suspension in it.


Fix the cigarette lighter.
 
2013-07-03 12:51:04 AM
Hmm, I wonder if there's going to be any life left in used police issue Chargers? That might be a fun auction item.
 
2013-07-03 12:53:09 AM
Well at least she didn't take out a nest of Monarch Butterflies.

pics.imcdb.org
 
2013-07-03 12:54:04 AM

wildcardjack: Hmm, I wonder if there's going to be any life left in used police issue Chargers? That might be a fun auction item.


I know that if my Police Interceptor Explorer ever comes up for auction- it's MINE.

Loves me the PI package.
 
2013-07-03 12:56:11 AM
Follow up.
 
2013-07-03 01:05:34 AM

DubtodaIll: Reading the article this girl has got spunk.


I bet she's got everybody's spunk.
 
2013-07-03 01:12:21 AM

BarkingUnicorn: DubtodaIll: Reading the article this girl has got spunk.

I bet she's got everybody's spunk.


And the farmer's boots to boot.
 
2013-07-03 01:15:58 AM
Successful AW.
 
2013-07-03 01:19:25 AM
It's amazing at how nonchalant she is, it's like rules (laws) are alien to her.
The parents have already hired a lawyer for her, so I guess it's not hard to see how she might feel this way.
 
2013-07-03 01:21:16 AM
I want to party with her and Mindy Jones.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6Mdp7ieR2A

I bet I wake up in Ecuador with no pants, memory, or money...And I'd be okay with that.
 
2013-07-03 01:34:30 AM

wildcardjack: Hmm, I wonder if there's going to be any life left in used police issue Chargers? That might be a fun auction item.


I like the new Charger a lot...but I'd like it more if it had a stick.
 
2013-07-03 01:41:53 AM

God-is-a-Taco: It's amazing at how nonchalant she is, it's like rules (laws) are alien to her.

I was thinking the same. I believe this is the beginning of a long rap sheet.
 
2013-07-03 01:52:45 AM

NeuralSpike: Dodge Charger:

Fastest.  Car.  Ever.


Toyota Corolla is the fastest car ever.  Provided it is a rental and I've payed for the no-fault no-deductible insurance.
 
2013-07-03 02:14:20 AM

nukeim: I want to party with her and Mindy Jones.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6Mdp7ieR2A

I bet I wake up in Ecuador with no pants, memory, or money...And I'd be okay with that.


Funny, that happened on the X-Files one time...
 
2013-07-03 02:21:40 AM
Somebody stole an ambulance and had a pretty good time driving it?
 
2013-07-03 02:33:17 AM

OscarTamerz: I believe the saying is, "DRIVE IT LIKE YA STOLE IT!"


Casually and away from high-traffic areas and speed traps?
 
2013-07-03 02:41:31 AM
she took items out of the cruiser like tuning forks for the radar

Movin' right along...

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2013-07-03 03:11:33 AM

berylman: She took boots from a farm vehicle for her bare feet and climbed into a van where officers found her asleep.

Perchance, did that van happen to be stationary adjacent to a flowing body of water? Because monsieur Foley would find that most fitting.


Well done!
 
2013-07-03 03:59:13 AM

nukeim: I want to party with her and Mindy Jones.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6Mdp7ieR2A

I bet I wake up in Ecuador with no pants, memory, or money...And I'd be okay with that.


Me too.
 
2013-07-03 04:04:07 AM
i42.tinypic.com
Vroom, vroom.
 
2013-07-03 04:06:56 AM
The new Charger is a goddamn monstrosity unworthy of the same name as the glorious '68.

New Challenger, though... That was quite sexy looking.
 
2013-07-03 04:10:42 AM
I own a 2012 Dodge Charger Pursuit, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies...

imageshack.us

/hell yeah, it's fast.
 
2013-07-03 04:15:06 AM
Next question: How?
 
2013-07-03 04:19:54 AM

Badgerlad: The new Charger is a goddamn monstrosity unworthy of the same name as the glorious '68.

New Challenger, though... That was quite sexy looking.


I like my '07. Not as fast as the newest ones, but it doesn't have all that hideous unnecessary carveout in the panels like what GopherGuts posted. Just clean muscle styling.

/and my sucker insurance company classifies it as a safe 4-door family sedan
 
2013-07-03 04:38:18 AM

Badgerlad: The new Charger is a goddamn monstrosity unworthy of the same name as the glorious '68.

New Challenger, though... That was quite sexy looking.


i41.tinypic.com
Hell yes it was.
 
2013-07-03 04:53:21 AM

DiRF: Badgerlad: The new Charger is a goddamn monstrosity unworthy of the same name as the glorious '68.

New Challenger, though... That was quite sexy looking.

[i41.tinypic.com image 585x317]
Hell yes it was.


No fair bringing the re-badged Mitsubishi into this. No fair, I tells ya.
 
2013-07-03 04:57:12 AM
I'm just hoping the SRT 'Cuda is an adequately awesome replacement for the Challenger for when Marchionne deep-sixes Dodge.
 
2013-07-03 06:51:09 AM
Chargers are bloated nightmares. Honestly one of the worst cars I've driven in recent memory. Especially in anemic 2.7L guise. Except for the new Dart (barely), they should just fold dodge/Chrysler and bring on the Fiat/Alfa
 
2013-07-03 07:04:17 AM
M3 owner smirking more than usual here.
 
2013-07-03 07:32:58 AM

tiiger: NeuralSpike: Dodge Charger:

Fastest.  Car.  Ever.

Toyota Corolla is the fastest car ever.  Provided it is a rental and I've payed for the no-fault no-deductible insurance.


I rented a Charger whilst my car was having body work done. I got the full insurance and had this conversation:
Guy: So we don't need to inspect it when you return it, any damage is covered.
Me: So if the hood is all bashed in, we're cool?
Guy: Yep.
Me: And if the wheels are missing, and I have it towed in on just the rotors?
Guy: Uh, Yes.
Me: What if I can't return it because it's totaled?
Guy: Well...Uh, yeah, thats fine. You have the insurance.
Me: Like if it gets ramped off a cliff into a lake?
Guy: um.....I don't suggest you do that, you'd probably be badly injured.
Me: Oh, I wouldn't be in it at the time. So I would just tell you what lake it's in, right?
Guy: ....I suppose you'd have to.
Me: Cool! *signs*

CSB 2:
Brother rents a U-haul to move and gets the extra insurance. He drops off a bunch of crap at a storage place, and on the way out, he catches the side of the truck on a bollard. He figures "fark it" and stomps the gas, running the entire length of the truck down the bollard tearing the shiat out of the paneling. He brings the truck back, drops the keys in the box and goes to walk back to his car. The owner comes running out and yells "What the hell happened to the truck?" My brother simply shrugs his shoulders, says "Insurance" and leaves.
 
2013-07-03 07:44:27 AM

MythDragon: tiiger: NeuralSpike: Dodge Charger:

Fastest.  Car.  Ever.

Toyota Corolla is the fastest car ever.  Provided it is a rental and I've payed for the no-fault no-deductible insurance.

I rented a Charger whilst my car was having body work done. I got the full insurance and had this conversation:
Guy: So we don't need to inspect it when you return it, any damage is covered.
Me: So if the hood is all bashed in, we're cool?
Guy: Yep.
Me: And if the wheels are missing, and I have it towed in on just the rotors?
Guy: Uh, Yes.
Me: What if I can't return it because it's totaled?
Guy: Well...Uh, yeah, thats fine. You have the insurance.
Me: Like if it gets ramped off a cliff into a lake?
Guy: um.....I don't suggest you do that, you'd probably be badly injured.
Me: Oh, I wouldn't be in it at the time. So I would just tell you what lake it's in, right?
Guy: ....I suppose you'd have to.
Me: Cool! *signs*

CSB 2:
Brother rents a U-haul to move and gets the extra insurance. He drops off a bunch of crap at a storage place, and on the way out, he catches the side of the truck on a bollard. He figures "fark it" and stomps the gas, running the entire length of the truck down the bollard tearing the shiat out of the paneling. He brings the truck back, drops the keys in the box and goes to walk back to his car. The owner comes running out and yells "What the hell happened to the truck?" My brother simply shrugs his shoulders, says "Insurance" and leaves.


Just to be a Debbie Downer, I should point out that intentional damage is not covered.
So, whatever you do, never admit that the damage resulted immediately after saying, "Watch this!"
 
2013-07-03 07:48:25 AM

MythDragon: tiiger: NeuralSpike: Dodge Charger:

Fastest.  Car.  Ever.

Toyota Corolla is the fastest car ever.  Provided it is a rental and I've payed for the no-fault no-deductible insurance.

I rented a Charger whilst my car was having body work done. I got the full insurance and had this conversation:
Guy: So we don't need to inspect it when you return it, any damage is covered.
Me: So if the hood is all bashed in, we're cool?
Guy: Yep.
Me: And if the wheels are missing, and I have it towed in on just the rotors?
Guy: Uh, Yes.
Me: What if I can't return it because it's totaled?
Guy: Well...Uh, yeah, thats fine. You have the insurance.
Me: Like if it gets ramped off a cliff into a lake?
Guy: um.....I don't suggest you do that, you'd probably be badly injured.
Me: Oh, I wouldn't be in it at the time. So I would just tell you what lake it's in, right?
Guy: ....I suppose you'd have to.
Me: Cool! *signs*

CSB 2:
Brother rents a U-haul to move and gets the extra insurance. He drops off a bunch of crap at a storage place, and on the way out, he catches the side of the truck on a bollard. He figures "fark it" and stomps the gas, running the entire length of the truck down the bollard tearing the shiat out of the paneling. He brings the truck back, drops the keys in the box and goes to walk back to his car. The owner comes running out and yells "What the hell happened to the truck?" My brother simply shrugs his shoulders, says "Insurance" and leaves.


You and your brother sound like real taintwaffles.

Stop tearing up shiat that doesn't belong to you.
 
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