farkingismybusiness: [twentieshacker.com image 491x393]I drive a Dodge Charger!! I DEMAND respect!!!
DubtodaIll: Reading the article this girl has got spunk.
Ghastly: Probably didn't get very far before the suspension completely fell apart on it.
TheGogmagog: Ghastly: Probably didn't get very far before the suspension completely fell apart on it.It'sgot a cop suspension in it.
wildcardjack: Hmm, I wonder if there's going to be any life left in used police issue Chargers? That might be a fun auction item.
BarkingUnicorn: DubtodaIll: Reading the article this girl has got spunk.I bet she's got everybody's spunk.
God-is-a-Taco: It's amazing at how nonchalant she is, it's like rules (laws) are alien to her.
NeuralSpike: Dodge Charger:Fastest. Car. Ever.
nukeim: I want to party with her and Mindy Jones.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6Mdp7ieR2AI bet I wake up in Ecuador with no pants, memory, or money...And I'd be okay with that.
OscarTamerz: I believe the saying is, "DRIVE IT LIKE YA STOLE IT!"
berylman: She took boots from a farm vehicle for her bare feet and climbed into a van where officers found her asleep.Perchance, did that van happen to be stationary adjacent to a flowing body of water? Because monsieur Foley would find that most fitting.
Badgerlad: The new Charger is a goddamn monstrosity unworthy of the same name as the glorious '68.New Challenger, though... That was quite sexy looking.
DiRF: Badgerlad: The new Charger is a goddamn monstrosity unworthy of the same name as the glorious '68.New Challenger, though... That was quite sexy looking.[i41.tinypic.com image 585x317]Hell yes it was.
tiiger: NeuralSpike: Dodge Charger:Fastest. Car. Ever.Toyota Corolla is the fastest car ever. Provided it is a rental and I've payed for the no-fault no-deductible insurance.
MythDragon: tiiger: NeuralSpike: Dodge Charger:Fastest. Car. Ever.Toyota Corolla is the fastest car ever. Provided it is a rental and I've payed for the no-fault no-deductible insurance.I rented a Charger whilst my car was having body work done. I got the full insurance and had this conversation:Guy: So we don't need to inspect it when you return it, any damage is covered.Me: So if the hood is all bashed in, we're cool?Guy: Yep.Me: And if the wheels are missing, and I have it towed in on just the rotors?Guy: Uh, Yes.Me: What if I can't return it because it's totaled?Guy: Well...Uh, yeah, thats fine. You have the insurance.Me: Like if it gets ramped off a cliff into a lake?Guy: um.....I don't suggest you do that, you'd probably be badly injured.Me: Oh, I wouldn't be in it at the time. So I would just tell you what lake it's in, right?Guy: ....I suppose you'd have to.Me: Cool! *signs*CSB 2:Brother rents a U-haul to move and gets the extra insurance. He drops off a bunch of crap at a storage place, and on the way out, he catches the side of the truck on a bollard. He figures "fark it" and stomps the gas, running the entire length of the truck down the bollard tearing the shiat out of the paneling. He brings the truck back, drops the keys in the box and goes to walk back to his car. The owner comes running out and yells "What the hell happened to the truck?" My brother simply shrugs his shoulders, says "Insurance" and leaves.
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