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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)   Today's teacher student sex scandal comes from Redlands,CA. Lifetime books Elizabeth Berkley for eventual movie version   (nbclosangeles.com) divider line 74
    More: Obvious, Elizabeth Berkley, Redlands, sex scandals, statutory rapes, graphics software, Monday Report, English teacher, students  
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2013-07-02 09:24:31 PM  
cronkitehhh.personal.asu.edu
 
2013-07-02 09:35:10 PM  
Oh come on, Elizabeth Berkley is hotter than that. Well the 1995 version anyway.
 
2013-07-02 09:56:00 PM  
media.nbclosangeles.com
I'd hit it. With Duran Duran in the background.
 
2013-07-02 10:13:44 PM  
That reminds me.....I deserve a refund for "Showgirls"....even though I rented it on VHS from Movieola back in 1996.
 
2013-07-02 10:19:16 PM  
Niccceee.
 
2013-07-02 11:23:56 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
You wish you could pull chicks like me.
 
2013-07-02 11:24:58 PM  
I'm so scared.
 
2013-07-02 11:27:07 PM  

bdub77: [media.nbclosangeles.com image 654x368]
I'd hit it. With Duran Duran in the background.


Her name is Rio and she sleeps with her student
And Rio doesn't care that she got pregnant.
Oh Rio, Rio to the pen you will be sent.
And when you're paroled you'll probably be bent.


(sax solo)
 
2013-07-02 11:28:10 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I'm so scared.


Don't worry about it, you can't impregnate yourself via masturbation.

So stop trying.
 
2013-07-02 11:28:56 PM  
I heard it caused quite a flap.
 
2013-07-02 11:30:54 PM  
I don't get it.  Where were all these hot, slutty teachers when I was a teen? I had to make due with whacking off to the womens underwear sections of the Macy's and Sears catalogs.
 
2013-07-02 11:32:58 PM  

Ima4nic8or: I don't get it.  Where were all these hot, slutty teachers when I was a teen? I had to make due with whacking off to the womens underwear sections of the Macy's and Sears catalogs.


They were f*cking guys you really wanted to see die in fire...
 
2013-07-02 11:35:03 PM  

Ima4nic8or: I don't get it.  Where were all these hot, slutty teachers when I was a teen?


Not getting caught due to lack of social media and cell phone cameras.
 
2013-07-02 11:37:31 PM  
Well she is better than the last one.
 
2013-07-02 11:37:34 PM  

Ima4nic8or: I don't get it.  Where were all these hot, slutty teachers when I was a teen? I had to make due with whacking off to the womens underwear sections of the Macy's and Sears catalogs.


They were farking gangsters like me.
25.media.tumblr.com
I'm on the right.
 
2013-07-02 11:38:08 PM  

GORDON: Ima4nic8or: I don't get it.  Where were all these hot, slutty teachers when I was a teen?

Not getting caught due to lack of social media and cell phone cameras.


and not having sex with Ima4nic8tor...
 
2013-07-02 11:40:40 PM  
She can keep me after school anytime she wants and I'll bet I ace every oral exam.
 
2013-07-02 11:41:53 PM  

Ima4nic8or: I don't get it.  Where were all these hot, slutty teachers when I was a teen? I had to make due with whacking off to the womens underwear sections of the Macy's and Sears catalogs.

-=-
Yeah, I ask that all the time.
Although I had a few adults (but not teachers) when I was "underage". I never told anyone at the time. I wanted more.
Hell, no one would believe me anyway, I was an ugly faced kid. (Face, I said. The rest was pretty okay.)

Ahem, I'm lying. Nothing ever happened. No. Uh uh. Nosiree. Got that NSA?
 
2013-07-02 11:44:38 PM  
Not too shabby.
 
2013-07-02 11:45:28 PM  
Honestly, I think youngish teachers are just sluts. Granted, I've only known one youngish teacher, but she was totally DTF after you got a ruphee or two in her.
 
2013-07-02 11:47:11 PM  
I just realized that this is teacher-pupil sex thing is a giant Commie Conspiracy. Teachers Unions are infiltrating the schools with the idea of the perfect teacher ratio:  one on one.
 
2013-07-02 11:48:19 PM  

farkingismybusiness: [25.media.tumblr.com image 480x359]
You wish you could pull chicks like me.


What ever happened to the one on the right?
Please say porn.
 
2013-07-02 11:48:57 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I'm so scared.


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2013-07-02 11:49:32 PM  

stuffy: farkingismybusiness: [25.media.tumblr.com image 480x359]
You wish you could pull chicks like me.

What ever happened to the one on the right?
Please say porn.


Alas, 90210 wasn't porn.
 
2013-07-02 11:50:38 PM  
I'M SO EXCITED!  I'M SO EXCITED!
 
2013-07-02 11:51:18 PM  

stuffy: farkingismybusiness: [25.media.tumblr.com image 480x359]
You wish you could pull chicks like me.

What ever happened to the one on the right?
Please say porn.



Not so much
lh3.ggpht.com
 
2013-07-02 11:53:15 PM  
When I was 16, I met a very pretty blonde 25 yr old Art teacher at the beach. She was drinking rum, and quite flirtatious. She took me back to her place, and after wooing her with my melancholy acoustic guitar playing, she made a man out of me. I shall never forget thee, Julia.
 
2013-07-02 11:54:54 PM  

GORDON: Ima4nic8or: I don't get it.  Where were all these hot, slutty teachers when I was a teen?

Not getting caught due to lack of social media and cell phone cameras.


Yeah, probably this. Pre-internet this stuff probably wouldn't have gotten anything but local coverage.
 
2013-07-02 11:55:30 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Honestly, I think youngish teachers are just sluts. Granted, I've only known one youngish teacher, but she was totally DTF after you got a ruphee or two in her.


Typical Jeff.
www.middlechildsyndrome.org
Fark you Jeff.
 
2013-07-02 11:56:26 PM  
That pic looks 20-30 years old, so she is probably 20-30 years older than that pic. ITS A TRAP
 
2013-07-02 11:57:12 PM  

Ooba Tooba: When I was 16, I met a very pretty blonde 25 yr old Art teacher at the beach. She was drinking rum, and quite flirtatious. She took me back to her place, and after wooing her with my melancholy acoustic guitar playing, she made a man out of me. I shall never forget thee, Julia.


I hate to tell you, but....
hellogiggles.com
Julia gets around.
 
2013-07-02 11:58:22 PM  
Congrats kid....what?  No, no no no.  Not for hitting that, albeit commendable (nice little red head), but for the child-support payments you may end up on the hook for when you turn eighteen a short time from now.

/ WTF else is there to do in Redlands that could be better than banging your teacher?
// I'm sure I don't know.
 
2013-07-02 11:58:56 PM  
she makes me hungry

hungry like the wolf
 
2013-07-02 11:59:39 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I'm so scared.


... and we're done here.
 
2013-07-03 12:01:32 AM  

EdNortonsTwin: / WTF else is there to do in Redlands that could be better than banging your teacher?


Lets see things I did in Redlands for fun at that age:
go to the movies
hangout with friends and smoke cigs at 2am in the 24/7 Denny's parking lot

ya, place really really sucks. All the economic conservatives go to the OC and all the religious wackos ended up in Redlands for some reason
 
2013-07-03 12:03:10 AM  
bestuff.com

The judges would have also accepted Cerina Vincent for this headline AKA the naked Power Ranger although that's not fair to the other one because she got pretty naked in The Cell.
 
2013-07-03 12:05:06 AM  

balki1867: AverageAmericanGuy: I'm so scared.

... and we're done here.


savedbythebellblog.files.wordpress.com
You're not done until I say you're done.
 
2013-07-03 12:06:09 AM  

farkingismybusiness: Ooba Tooba: When I was 16, I met a very pretty blonde 25 yr old Art teacher at the beach. She was drinking rum, and quite flirtatious. She took me back to her place, and after wooing her with my melancholy acoustic guitar playing, she made a man out of me. I shall never forget thee, Julia.

I hate to tell you, but....

Julia gets around.


That might have been true, but I was glad she made it my way.
 
2013-07-03 12:07:28 AM  

Oldiron_79: That pic looks 20-30 years old, so she is probably 20-30 years older than that pic. ITS A TRAP


Dude that pic is obviously from some 80's dress-up day or something.
 
2013-07-03 12:13:40 AM  

Snapper Carr: I heard it caused quite a flap.


llddr.files.wordpress.com


Lol, especially coming from you.  Vagina.
 
2013-07-03 12:19:44 AM  

EdNortonsTwin: Congrats kid....what?  No, no no no.  Not for hitting that, albeit commendable (nice little red head), but for the child-support payments you may end up on the hook for when you turn eighteen a short time from now.

/ WTF else is there to do in Redlands that could be better than banging your teacher?
// I'm sure I don't know.


Redlands is a fairly nice upscale (used to be even more upscale) college community. Can't blame him for banging hid teacher OR his possible diminished concern over pregnancy. He's a kid, for one, and probably so proud of doing the teacher that thinking about her getting pregnant was the LAST thing on his mind-

/almost had one of my teachers a longggg time ago
 
2013-07-03 12:21:40 AM  

zedster: EdNortonsTwin: / WTF else is there to do in Redlands that could be better than banging your teacher?

Lets see things I did in Redlands for fun at that age:
go to the movies
hangout with friends and smoke cigs at 2am in the 24/7 Denny's parking lot

ya, place really really sucks. All the economic conservatives go to the OC and all the religious wackos ended up in Redlands for some reason


We'd go there to visit family at least a few times a year...who'd let us shoot guns and ride dirt bikes in the city limits so I can't say I have any particularly bad memories of the place.

It's also a short drive away from the mountains so there's that.

Falls short of banging your teacher tho.
 
2013-07-03 12:23:51 AM  

Bung_Howdy: Redlands is a fairly nice upscale (used to be even more upscale) college community


Redlands/East Highland is upper middle class and compared to the rest of the area pretty well off but it is fair from a college community. It's suburbia without a city to anchor it. Sprawls of subdivisions and a mell and two drags. Outside of the U of R and ESRI the town is dead, and for the most part the people at U of R and ESRI keep to themselves.
 
2013-07-03 12:24:44 AM  

farkingismybusiness: Typical Jeff.
[www.middlechildsyndrome.org image 485x393]
Fark you Jeff.


haha, i can't tell if this is a parody site, but if not i am curious if this streak is still going.

/no hard feelings?
//no, none at all. we won.
 
2013-07-03 12:28:01 AM  

zedster: it is fairfar from a college community


ftfm
 
2013-07-03 12:40:31 AM  
No woman ever looked like that anywhere near any school I ever attended.
 
2013-07-03 12:40:46 AM  
When I was in school, I had one teacher that was so ugly, when she bent down to look at your paper, you had to grab a pencil in both hands just to fend off the snakes.
 
2013-07-03 12:47:48 AM  
How long until these women start using the Catholic excuse.

"Damn sexy schoolboys were seducing us!"
 
2013-07-03 12:49:47 AM  
was the only one i could i find that was sfw:

t2.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-03 12:57:11 AM  
I still can't wrap my head around calling the 16 year old a "victim". He apparently was a year long willing participant.

/no, it doesn't make it right
//regardless of her being a teacher
 
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