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2013-07-03 12:57:03 AM  

thesubliminalman: Don't look for video of Robbie Stanley, Jeff Krosnoff, or Gary Avrin, Mark Porter, Peter Brock. Hitoshi Ogawa and especially not Tom Pryce or Gonzalo Rodriquez.


Calm down, we are now aware that you prefer watching people drive cars to watching games with athletes. I'd like to point out that while that is great for you, nobody cares. I find it impressive that you are able to list so many people that I've never heard of and will never be interested in learning about.
 
2013-07-03 01:16:13 AM  
Why does this defensive back have a stripper name?
 
2013-07-03 01:17:08 AM  

thesubliminalman: Don't look for video of Robbie Stanley, Jeff Krosnoff, or Gary Avrin, Mark Porter, Peter Brock. Hitoshi Ogawa and especially not Tom Pryce or Gonzalo Rodriquez.


LOL, those hyper pussy women girls just vaginaly sit in their cars after the mildest of wrecks, casually waiting for the rescue crew as they play with their My Little Ponies.

Real men like John Cross, Vic Halliwell, Lee Taylor and Craig Arfons drown under an unmerciful sea after their boats fly apart.

/am i doing it right?
 
2013-07-03 02:07:57 AM  
CHOO CHOOOOOO
 
2013-07-03 04:49:56 AM  
Big friggin deal. I see harder hits than this every time I watch either Rubgy code.
 
2013-07-03 04:52:06 AM  

Iplaybass: Big friggin deal. I see harder hits than this every time I watch either Rubgy code.


SSSSssssuuurree ya do.

/ I know you feel the need to pretend your sport is tougher, we all get it.   if you actually DID see harder hits in rugby, people would be dead.
 
2013-07-03 04:55:02 AM  
Force X Mass X Acceleration = dead helmetless rugby player is all I am saying.

Not saying "Diamond" here would be any less dead without a helmet, but... cmon, there is a REASON real footballers wear helmets and pads.
 
2013-07-03 04:55:44 AM  

I sound fat: Iplaybass: Big friggin deal. I see harder hits than this every time I watch either Rubgy code.

SSSSssssuuurree ya do.

/ I know you feel the need to pretend your sport is tougher, we all get it.   if you actually DID see harder hits in rugby, people would be dead.


Keep talking up your lame-ass game, ponce. There's a reason people outside of the US don't bother with it.
 
2013-07-03 05:00:48 AM  

thesubliminalman: Adolf Oliver Nipples: thesubliminalman: What broken in half looks like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wXDQcFRY9I

football is for whoosies

It's for the best you didn't post the still photo of that accident. When identifiable tissue from what was once your legs is flying through the air you're in deep trouble. He was very, very lucky to survive.

While you are searching for that look up Dan Weldon, Ayrton Senna, Niki Lauda, JD McDuffie, Gregg Moore, Gordon Smiley, Ronnie Peterson, Tony Roper Swede Savage and a few others and tell me how tuff football basketball baseball and things like that are.


Sitting in a chair and being mauled by a machine is tough now?  You know who's really tough?  Kids with Progeria.
 
2013-07-03 05:22:06 AM  

Iplaybass: I sound fat: Iplaybass: Big friggin deal. I see harder hits than this every time I watch either Rubgy code.

SSSSssssuuurree ya do.

/ I know you feel the need to pretend your sport is tougher, we all get it.   if you actually DID see harder hits in rugby, people would be dead.

Keep talking up your lame-ass game, ponce. There's a reason people outside of the US don't bother with it.


Yeah, because it's so manly to tackle a guy by wrapping your arms around his bare thighs and jamming your face up his buttcrack.
 
2013-07-03 06:00:13 AM  

Iplaybass: Big friggin deal. I see harder hits than this every time I watch either Rubgy code.



Rugby is the best, and you are lying.
 
2013-07-03 06:12:33 AM  

Iplaybass: Big friggin deal. I see harder hits than this every time I watch either Rubgy code.


No. No you don't.

If you don't realise that most of these legal tackles in American Football would get you sent straight of the field (and probably a fine, and a match ban) in either Union or League, then you have no idea what you're talking about, or you're being disingenuous. I see you're Australian, so it's probably both!
 
2013-07-03 06:15:22 AM  

thesubliminalman: Adolf Oliver Nipples: thesubliminalman: What broken in half looks like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wXDQcFRY9I

football is for whoosies

It's for the best you didn't post the still photo of that accident. When identifiable tissue from what was once your legs is flying through the air you're in deep trouble. He was very, very lucky to survive.

While you are searching for that look up Dan Weldon, Ayrton Senna, Niki Lauda, JD McDuffie, Gregg Moore, Gordon Smiley, Ronnie Peterson, Tony Roper Swede Savage and a few others and tell me how tuff football basketball baseball and things like that are.


I knew it wouldn't take long for overcompensating hockey guy to make his entrance. Congrats
 
2013-07-03 06:54:24 AM  
"The sport I watch is violent; therefore I'm cool.  You're not cool because the people who play your sport are pussies."
 
2013-07-03 07:14:53 AM  

Monaro: Iplaybass: Big friggin deal. I see harder hits than this every time I watch either Rubgy code.

No. No you don't.

If you don't realise that most of these legal tackles in American Football would get you sent straight of the field (and probably a fine, and a match ban) in either Union or League, then you have no idea what you're talking about, or you're being disingenuous. I see you're Australian, so it's probably both!


"A fine, and a match ban". Clearly you don't know shiat about rugby. Short of actually punching on (which actually happens when real men play) you're not getting sent off the field for the nancy crap you think is hard. Got put your pads back on and prance around the field for 6 seconds at a time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F6POhAbAhE
 
2013-07-03 07:32:15 AM  

dragonchild: "The sport I watch is violent; therefore I'm cool.  You're not cool because the people who play your sport are pussies."


Says the man sitting in the basement in his mamma's hut
 
2013-07-03 07:45:27 AM  
Having grown up watching football my whole life, then hanging out with a lot of international friends the last few years, I find rugby far more interesting and has harder hits. Sure football gets a highlight reel of a pretty hard one a week, but rugby you see a really hard one pretty much any game you watch.
 
2013-07-03 08:01:45 AM  

lack of warmth: Barry Sanders 5'8" 203lbs.

So, what is this guy's problem?


I doubt Barry was really 203 lb. 203 lb @ 5'8" is absolutely gigantic.
 
2013-07-03 08:11:04 AM  

stevecore: Having grown up watching football my whole life, then hanging out with a lot of international friends the last few years, I find rugby far more interesting and has harder hits. Sure football gets a highlight reel of a pretty hard one a week, but rugby you see a really hard one pretty much any game you watch.


I've watched pleanty of rugby and ausie football matches and there are about 20 huge hits in the NFL to ever 1 in those sports.

The NFL is designed for players to run full speed into one another.  In rugby most of the defenders are within 5-10 meters of the offense at all times, so you don't get full speed head-to-head hits.
 
2013-07-03 08:23:41 AM  
And people think the NFL is ready to accept a Ferri in their league.
 
2013-07-03 08:41:57 AM  

I sound fat: Why does this defensive back have a stripper name?


He's in the CFL. Guy probably has to strip on the side to supplement his minimum wage football job.

machoprogrammer: I doubt Barry was really 203 lb. 203 lb @ 5'8" is absolutely gigantic.


Not that big. I'm surprised Barry was ONLY 203 @ 5'8". I'm 5'8" and about 185-190 right now and no one would accuse me of being big. Barry's legs are probably twice the size of mine.
 
2013-07-03 08:59:47 AM  
Soon heard, "I am batman."
 
2013-07-03 09:00:03 AM  

thesubliminalman: No he's not dead and yes football is stupid.


Well damn... You've just convinced me.
 
2013-07-03 09:26:01 AM  

machoprogrammer: lack of warmth: Barry Sanders 5'8" 203lbs.

So, what is this guy's problem?

I doubt Barry was really 203 lb. 203 lb @ 5'8" is absolutely gigantic.


Ray Rice is 5'8" and his listed starting playing weight last year was 212.

Daren Sproles is listed as 5'6" and 190 on the wiki.
 
2013-07-03 09:50:03 AM  
THAT was a physics lesson.
 
2013-07-03 10:24:53 AM  

ColTomParker: THAT was a physics lesson.


I may use it in my momentum unit...
 
2013-07-03 11:22:04 AM  
How about the reverse?

ocnnreport.com
 
2013-07-03 11:55:10 AM  

barc0001: Tommy Moo: Looked legal to me, even by the pantywaist NFL standards. Still and all, wouldn't want to be the guy on the ground. I do hope that INT helped them win the game.

They didn't even need it.  Final score in that game was 39 - 18 for Saskatchewan (the green/white team).


....in a preseason game.
 
2013-07-03 12:05:51 PM  

Martonio: barc0001: Tommy Moo: Looked legal to me, even by the pantywaist NFL standards. Still and all, wouldn't want to be the guy on the ground. I do hope that INT helped them win the game.

They didn't even need it.  Final score in that game was 39 - 18 for Saskatchewan (the green/white team).

....in a preseason game.


It was the opening game of the regular season, so this one actually counted.  Granted those two teams did meet back in the first week of preseason as well.
 
2013-07-03 02:48:56 PM  

litespeed74: How about the reverse?

[ocnnreport.com image 600x400]


I love it.  Full contact prancercise
 
2013-07-03 03:01:44 PM  
See that, James Harrison?  You don't need to tackle with your head to knock someone the fark out.
 
2013-07-03 03:06:09 PM  

machoprogrammer: lack of warmth: Barry Sanders 5'8" 203lbs.

So, what is this guy's problem?

I doubt Barry was really 203 lb. 203 lb @ 5'8" is absolutely gigantic.


203 lbs of muscle @ 5'8" doesn't look any different than the 5'10" 205 lb guy you just watched get smeared.
 
2013-07-03 04:28:31 PM  
thesubliminalman:

People die in motorsports, so football players are wimps.

Interesting logical pathway you're taking there, sparky. Care to justify it for us?

/or would you rather be a troll?
//or a mule?
 
2013-07-03 04:56:11 PM  
My penis is large because the sport I like is more violent than the sport that you like.
 
2013-07-03 05:45:27 PM  

browser_snake: Height's pretty irrelevant, subby. It's the 340lbs vs. 205lbs that makes the difference here.




6'11" let's you know he's not a fatass.
 
2013-07-03 06:21:40 PM  

kmaywfec: My penis is large because the sport I like is more violent than the sport that you like.


I play golf. THE most violent sport of all.

You take a cute little white ball covered in dimples. The ball is placed on a small spear that is impaled into Mother Gaia.  You then take a mace and smash the ever living shiat out of that ball.  Often the spike is decapitated.  The little ball is driven hundreds of yards away.  Many times the ball is smashed into trees or rocks.  Sometimes the ball is drowned, never to be seen again.  This gets repeated time and time again until the little ball is dropped down into a deep, dark hole.   Upon being rescued the entire process is repeated 9, 18, sometimes even 36 times per day.
 
2013-07-03 06:40:58 PM  
A car once knocked me off my bike and across two lanes of traffic.

This guy got hit worse.

/I didn't get K/O'd.  I did however get a new bike.
 
2013-07-03 06:46:53 PM  

studebaker hoch: A car once knocked me off my bike and across two lanes of traffic.

This guy got hit worse.

/I didn't get K/O'd.  I did however get a new bike.


Cool bike story bro!

/Also cool to see a thread based on the CFL not ridiculing Canadian football as well!
//Go Riders
///Hopefully Diamond Ferri (the splattered guy) can still count past potato
////Damned nasty hit!
 
2013-07-03 07:41:29 PM  
Representative of the unwashed masses

CBSB!  (respek nucks)

Wait a sec...this was Canadian football?

I HAD NO IDEA I SWEAR IT

/ Oh God, now I feel so dirty.
 
2013-07-03 07:45:20 PM  

studebaker hoch: Representative of the unwashed masses

CBSB!  (respek nucks)

Wait a sec...this was Canadian football?

I HAD NO IDEA I SWEAR IT

/ Oh God, now I feel so dirty.


Don't worry soon you'll start wondering how it could take 4 downs to move 10 yards and why American fields are so teeny tiny in comparison.
 
2013-07-03 09:36:00 PM  
Representative of the unwashed masses

Don't worry soon you'll start wondering how it could take 4 downs to move 10 yards and why American fields are so teeny tiny in comparison.

mybspn.com
 
2013-07-03 09:45:53 PM  

studebaker hoch: Representative of the unwashed masses

Don't worry soon you'll start wondering how it could take 4 downs to move 10 yards and why American fields are so teeny tiny in comparison.


Come to the darkside, search your feelings. A 20 second playclock is your path. You know this to be true.
 
2013-07-03 10:13:00 PM  
Representative of the unwashed masses

Come to the darkside, search your feelings. A 20 second playclock is your path. You know this to be true.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

/ (lets go of the thread)
 
2013-07-03 10:26:11 PM  

lack of warmth: machoprogrammer: lack of warmth: Barry Sanders 5'8" 203lbs.

So, what is this guy's problem?

I doubt Barry was really 203 lb. 203 lb @ 5'8" is absolutely gigantic.

203 lbs of muscle @ 5'8" doesn't look any different than the 5'10" 205 lb guy you just watched get smeared.


I recommend you read http://www.bodyrecomposition.com/muscle-gain/whats-my-genetic-muscula r -potential.html

At a RBs leanness, being 5'8" and 200 lb would be impossible unless you were on steroids (again, possible). Sanders didn't look all that big, though (besides some pretty big legs, that is). And NFL player listed heights and weights are often exaggerated.
 
2013-07-03 10:49:39 PM  

machoprogrammer: lack of warmth: machoprogrammer: lack of warmth: Barry Sanders 5'8" 203lbs.

So, what is this guy's problem?

I doubt Barry was really 203 lb. 203 lb @ 5'8" is absolutely gigantic.

203 lbs of muscle @ 5'8" doesn't look any different than the 5'10" 205 lb guy you just watched get smeared.

I recommend you read http://www.bodyrecomposition.com/muscle-gain/whats-my-genetic-muscula r -potential.html

At a RBs leanness, being 5'8" and 200 lb would be impossible unless you were on steroids (again, possible). Sanders didn't look all that big, though (besides some pretty big legs, that is). And NFL player listed heights and weights are often exaggerated.


lyle's a crank. Those models are total crap. He doesn't adjust for ANYTHING. age, hormone levels, genetic makeup, nothing. It's pure squirrel-eyed empirical voodoo. Nither do any other other lifting gurus, its all seatof the pants. There is precious little science behind muscle gain at all, let alone enough to say with certainty what your muscle growth potential is based on hieght and weight.
 
2013-07-03 11:02:15 PM  

willfullyobscure: machoprogrammer: lack of warmth: machoprogrammer: lack of warmth: Barry Sanders 5'8" 203lbs.

So, what is this guy's problem?

I doubt Barry was really 203 lb. 203 lb @ 5'8" is absolutely gigantic.

203 lbs of muscle @ 5'8" doesn't look any different than the 5'10" 205 lb guy you just watched get smeared.

I recommend you read http://www.bodyrecomposition.com/muscle-gain/whats-my-genetic-muscula r -potential.html

At a RBs leanness, being 5'8" and 200 lb would be impossible unless you were on steroids (again, possible). Sanders didn't look all that big, though (besides some pretty big legs, that is). And NFL player listed heights and weights are often exaggerated.

lyle's a crank. Those models are total crap. He doesn't adjust for ANYTHING. age, hormone levels, genetic makeup, nothing. It's pure squirrel-eyed empirical voodoo. Nither do any other other lifting gurus, its all seatof the pants. There is precious little science behind muscle gain at all, let alone enough to say with certainty what your muscle growth potential is based on hieght and weight.


Have you ever seen a guy at 5'8 (assuming he is really 5'8), 200 lb, at 12% bf? It is absolutely huge. Barry had big legs, but his upper body wasn't all that big. And it wouldn't be the first time a NFL player frauded their height and weight
 
2013-07-04 03:18:32 AM  

machoprogrammer: willfullyobscure: machoprogrammer: lack of warmth: machoprogrammer: lack of warmth: Barry Sanders 5'8" 203lbs.

So, what is this guy's problem?

I doubt Barry was really 203 lb. 203 lb @ 5'8" is absolutely gigantic.

203 lbs of muscle @ 5'8" doesn't look any different than the 5'10" 205 lb guy you just watched get smeared.

I recommend you read http://www.bodyrecomposition.com/muscle-gain/whats-my-genetic-muscula r -potential.html

At a RBs leanness, being 5'8" and 200 lb would be impossible unless you were on steroids (again, possible). Sanders didn't look all that big, though (besides some pretty big legs, that is). And NFL player listed heights and weights are often exaggerated.

lyle's a crank. Those models are total crap. He doesn't adjust for ANYTHING. age, hormone levels, genetic makeup, nothing. It's pure squirrel-eyed empirical voodoo. Nither do any other other lifting gurus, its all seatof the pants. There is precious little science behind muscle gain at all, let alone enough to say with certainty what your muscle growth potential is based on hieght and weight.

Have you ever seen a guy at 5'8 (assuming he is really 5'8), 200 lb, at 12% bf? It is absolutely huge. Barry had big legs, but his upper body wasn't all that big. And it wouldn't be the first time a NFL player frauded their height and weight


Sure. I know a guy that could bench 450, I could rest my beer on his head. He was mostly natty, too, couldn't be bothered to dope.
 
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