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(Fark)   I'm 4 days into a 2-week vacation, the office wants me to come in, fix something. Should I even return the call? They've treated me horribly all year, ripped me off on back pay caused the current trouble themselves. DIT   ( divider line
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2013-07-02 05:44:09 PM  
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OP here, I'm a condom repair man in a brothel. There's a high-end customer who has a condom he really favours and now we almost don't let anyone use it but him.

Thing is, one of the new people at the desk gave it to a really big guy and now it's all stretched out. They want me to come in and shrink it by stuffing it in my butt for a couple of hours.

I want to tell them to go to hell but I need the job and, as you can imagine, my skill isn't really readily transferable.

2013-07-03 12:53:38 AM  
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2013-07-02 09:52:23 PM  
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bulldg4life: I'd just fix it and tell them you're taking another two days off.

You're doing them a favor if you go in.  They owe you.  Or if they are being completely unreasonable, break another couple of things while you're there.
2013-07-02 09:49:24 PM  
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ecmoRandomNumbers: rwhamann: Nadie_AZ: NOPE. Your vacation. You were told at the time of hire that compensation included a certain number of vacation days. Your backup should take care of things while you are gone. No backup? Um .. why?

Still ... enjoy your time off. I don't care if you are sitting on the curb in front of your job's building. Get paid to not work.

Do you live in a right to work state? Are you replaceable?

I was shiatcanned for taking a sick day after Christmas. I had the flu from x-mas until after New Year's. Even though it was more expensive to replace me, I was fired anyway to be made an example of. Right-to-work states are farked.

Jesus, I hope you went in and horked on your boss's desk.
2013-07-02 09:41:49 PM  
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Karma, baby. Karma.
2013-07-02 06:06:26 PM  
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did I click the TF Discussion tab by accident?
2013-07-02 05:34:23 PM  
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How screwed is the office if you don't fix it for two weeks?

For example...
Is the server on fire or is someone's email signature not displaying properly?

I'd just fix it and tell them you're taking another day off.
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