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(BBC)   Woman wins lawsuit claiming poppy seed bagel caused false positive on drug test; cleared for Africa trip with J. Peterman   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 4
    More: Interesting, J. Peterman, child welfare, youth service, false positives  
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2013-07-02 08:09:44 PM
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I see muffin abusers all the time downtown. They find some dark alley, light their candle, and start clarifying small packets of butter they steal from Tim Hortons. They then spend the next hour scarfing down 10 to 15 poppy seed muffins, washed down with bottle of mint flavor Scope or, if they panhandled a couple of extra bucks, Aqua Velva Ice Sport vintage 2011. Sad.
2013-07-02 07:50:41 PM
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stuhayes2010: One failed drug test and they take her daughter for three days?   This lady have a previous record?


You're not thinking of the children hard enough, citizen.  Report to reeducation camp Cyclon B immediately.
2013-07-02 07:50:58 PM
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Brick-House: Mythbustes did this Myth Confirmed.


I caused someone to fail one with my lemon muffins. They have twice the normal amount of poppyseeds.
2013-07-02 07:11:25 PM
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Then, in the distance, I heard the bulls. I began running as fast as I could. Fortunately, I was wearing my Italian cap toe oxfords. Sophisticated yet different; nothing to make a huge fuss about. Rich dark brown calfskin leather. Matching leather vent. Men's whole and half sizes 7 through 13. Price: $135.00.
 
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