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(ABC)   At least 40 zombies on the loose in Puerto Rico   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 16
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2013-07-02 06:22:43 PM
I'll be right over...

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2013-07-02 06:31:15 PM
Loose Puerto Rican Zombies. I'm not THAT desperate.
 
2013-07-02 06:43:28 PM
Did Sublime have anything to do with that?

I don't practice Santeria...

I guess not.
 
2013-07-02 06:48:28 PM
"The graves have given up their dead"
 
2013-07-02 06:52:39 PM
What? This is something new?

FTA; Many residents believe the bones are being stolen for Santeria rituals... Arlene Gonzalez, a santera, or Santeria priest... said "the disappearance of the remains could be related to Paleria, another syncretic faith that uses human bones in its rites"

Let the Voodoo Wars begin, "White Zombie"!
 
2013-07-02 07:06:11 PM

tjassen: I'll be right over...

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The story is about Puerto Rico. The American Imperialist counter-revolutionary hordes won there years ago.
 
2013-07-02 07:25:59 PM
Public Works Director Jose Roman told The Associated Press on Tuesday. "I have never, never, ever had something like this happen to me."

good gracious, I hope not.
 
2013-07-02 07:37:30 PM
Don't be ridiculous subby, it's probably only vampires.
 
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2013-07-02 08:21:27 PM
If they want an answer to where the bones went, just find the person selling them on Ebay.  A human skull sells for upwards of a $1000 if it has good teeth.  Almost always at least $500 even with bad teeth.   Malformed skulls can sometimes go for more.

There are a number of old cemeteries in Maryland where they have above ground interments.  Many of those grave sites have had the skulls stolen.  It's a new internet cash crop!
 
2013-07-02 09:06:12 PM
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2013-07-02 09:20:17 PM
Ok Peurto Rico, I'm only going to say this one time, so listen up...   If ya'll want to be come a state, you are going to have to get this whole zombie situation well under control first.  Ok?  ok.
 
2013-07-02 10:13:33 PM
Im sure the Chupacabras will take care of the Zombies.
 
2013-07-03 12:51:06 AM

NFA: If they want an answer to where the bones went, just find the person selling them on Ebay.  A human skull sells for upwards of a $1000 if it has good teeth.  Almost always at least $500 even with bad teeth.   Malformed skulls can sometimes go for more.

There are a number of old cemeteries in Maryland where they have above ground interments.  Many of those grave sites have had the skulls stolen.  It's a new internet cash crop!



I did not believe eBay allowed human remains...

/color me surprised
 
2013-07-03 08:22:24 AM
 
2013-07-03 11:43:24 AM
santera

Is that a new supergroup formed of Santana and Pantera?
 
2013-07-03 05:25:23 PM

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