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(City of Seattle)   Not news: Dog locked inside hot car. Fark: With a pig wearing sweatpants. UltraFark: In a car full of poop   (spdblotter.seattle.gov) divider line 36
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2013-07-02 06:23:17 PM
"menagerie mismanagement"


Band name.
 
2013-07-02 06:24:06 PM
www.weknowawesome.com
 
2013-07-02 06:25:11 PM
Not poop... ENERGY
 
2013-07-02 06:25:14 PM
There's some pants on the pig in the car with the poop and a dog on a log in a hole in the bottom of the sea.
 
2013-07-02 06:26:06 PM
l2.yimg.com
 
2013-07-02 06:26:15 PM
Just the facts man. Leave out the artistic flourishes in your writing.
 
2013-07-02 06:26:20 PM

"Before leaving the scene, officers ensured the animals were safe and again reminded their owner not to leave his pets in an unventilated space without food and water."


They left the pets with the guy? The man sounded so upset that the cops dare show him he was wrong, that by now I bet the pigs has been turned into dinner and the dog has mysteriously disappeared.

 
2013-07-02 06:26:39 PM
My daddy always said, never argue with a pig on the internet because you both just end up wearing sweatpants and your car gets full of poop.
 
2013-07-02 06:26:43 PM
The Aristocrats!?
 
2013-07-02 06:26:45 PM
That's just a hot dog and a hot dog to be.
 
2013-07-02 06:27:57 PM
Maybe the guy was German.
 
2013-07-02 06:31:24 PM
"Hot date"
 
2013-07-02 06:40:29 PM
This article is scheisse (sp?) without pictures, damnit. All the crap I have to deal with... Then I lost my "Dookie" album. I had a pantfull of things to do today, but my sister-in-law got the brown note played for her by the big magical bearded man in the sky and I couldn't do two things. Did I mention I was also suffering from Hershey squirts of legendary proportions?

/All out of poop euphemisms
 
2013-07-02 06:42:15 PM
What a dick
 
2013-07-02 06:44:06 PM
Or, "Tuesday".
 
2013-07-02 06:46:12 PM

Valiente: Or, "Tuesday".


There was no bison in the car.
 
2013-07-02 06:50:12 PM

Barfmaker: My daddy always said, never argue with a pig on the internet because you both just end up wearing sweatpants and your car gets full of poop.


Your daddy is wise man. Be proud.
 
2013-07-02 06:54:45 PM
"Officers contacted a drunk man in Magnolia Saturday night about a serious case of menagerie mismanagement after the man left his hot dog and a sweaty, sweatpants-wearing pig trapped in a car."

pigs don't sweat

/this story is so filled with wut
 
2013-07-02 06:57:13 PM

No Time To Explain: "Officers contacted a drunk man in Magnolia Saturday night about a serious case of menagerie mismanagement after the man left his hot dog and a sweaty, sweatpants-wearing pig trapped in a car."

pigs don't sweat

/this story is so filled with wut


How did you know that pigs don't sweat? I'm fascinated that you have this knowledge.
 
Skr
2013-07-02 07:02:52 PM

No Time To Explain: "Officers contacted a drunk man in Magnolia Saturday night about a serious case of menagerie mismanagement after the man left his hot dog and a sweaty, sweatpants-wearing pig trapped in a car."

pigs don't sweat

/this story is so filled with wut


Yeah I was coming here to comment on that as well. Had always heard that pigs had no sweat glands and used mud as a temp control akin to elephants. After a bit o' research it seems that pigs do have very few sweat glands, but the glands are pretty useless at controlling body temp.

Leaning towards thinking the pig was wet from condensation, being steam cooked with a panting dog and stewing shiat.
 
2013-07-02 07:07:40 PM

Barfmaker: No Time To Explain: "Officers contacted a drunk man in Magnolia Saturday night about a serious case of menagerie mismanagement after the man left his hot dog and a sweaty, sweatpants-wearing pig trapped in a car."

pigs don't sweat

/this story is so filled with wut

How did you know that pigs don't sweat? I'm fascinated that you have this knowledge.


I don't know how he knows, but I know from an old crazy trivia book I kept on the back lid of my shiatter.
 
2013-07-02 07:14:22 PM

WordyGrrl: Barfmaker: My daddy always said, never argue with a pig on the internet because you both just end up wearing sweatpants and your car gets full of poop.

Your daddy is wise man. Be proud.


It's because I liked your boobies.
 
2013-07-02 07:21:01 PM
I'm pretty sure I've sat next to the drunk dog/pig owner on a city bus.
 
2013-07-02 07:25:52 PM
The bigger surprise for me -  that it's illegal to leave your keys in the ignition of an unattended car in Seattle.
 
2013-07-02 07:36:09 PM
The real story here is that SPD was, from the article, reasonable and polite to a total wack job. WHY didn't they just shoot him?
 
2013-07-02 07:40:59 PM
I think it's  illegal to leave your keys in the ignition unattended pretty much everywhere now. Something about trying to keep crime rates down. (I keep trying but they just won't take it)
 
2013-07-02 07:42:25 PM

Barfmaker: WordyGrrl: Barfmaker: My daddy always said, never argue with a pig on the internet because you both just end up wearing sweatpants and your car gets full of poop.

Your daddy is wise man. Be proud.

It's because I liked your boobies.


Tee hee hee....

/Thanks for the TF subscription! Big ol' boobie hugs to you!
 
2013-07-02 07:49:54 PM

MagSeven: Barfmaker: No Time To Explain: "Officers contacted a drunk man in Magnolia Saturday night about a serious case of menagerie mismanagement after the man left his hot dog and a sweaty, sweatpants-wearing pig trapped in a car."

pigs don't sweat

/this story is so filled with wut

How did you know that pigs don't sweat? I'm fascinated that you have this knowledge.

I don't know how he knows, but I know from an old crazy trivia book I kept on the back lid of my shiatter.


grew up on parents' hobby farm and watched lots of Bill Nye

/and read books
//read a book, read a mother farking book
 
2013-07-02 07:57:54 PM
The case was turned over to Animal Control because SPD ain't got time for this shiat.
 
2013-07-02 08:46:25 PM
FTFA: "Officers contacted a drunk man in Magnolia Saturday night about a serious case of menagerie mismanagement after the man left his hot dog and a sweaty, sweatpants-wearing pig trapped in a car."

That's some fine journalism there...


/good work boys...
 
2013-07-02 08:58:35 PM

maram500: This article is scheisse (sp?) without pictures, damnit. All the crap I have to deal with... Then I lost my "Dookie" album. I had a pantfull of things to do today, but my sister-in-law got the brown note played for her by the big magical bearded man in the sky and I couldn't do two things. Did I mention I was also suffering from Hershey squirts of legendary proportions?

/All out of poop euphemisms


Too bad I have to drop the kids off at the pool, or I'd come up with a few...


/fart
 
2013-07-02 09:02:44 PM

Brainsick: maram500: This article is scheisse (sp?) without pictures, damnit. All the crap I have to deal with... Then I lost my "Dookie" album. I had a pantfull of things to do today, but my sister-in-law got the brown note played for her by the big magical bearded man in the sky and I couldn't do two things. Did I mention I was also suffering from Hershey squirts of legendary proportions?

/All out of poop euphemisms

Too bad I have to drop the kids off at the pool, or I'd come up with a few...


/fart


Damn, I totally messed that one up. I really sharted the bed on that one. My brain is so crapped out though on account of the day just slipping out of my hands like a greasy log.

/Now I'm all out
//I think...
 
2013-07-03 03:51:36 AM
So leaving the keys in the ignition of an unattended vehicle is an offense.
But having a pig in sweatpants in a feces-filled car with a heat-stroking dog is a wrist-slap?
"Look, Imma let you off with a warning this time, Mr. poopy sweat pant pig dying dog guy! Just don't let me catch you leaving the keys in the car next time."
 
2013-07-03 04:58:01 AM
So what were these sweatpants about? Were they miniature? Was the pig big? Were they on the front legs or back legs? I need to know before I pass judgement!
 
2013-07-03 08:30:08 AM

skinink: "Before leaving the scene, officers ensured the animals were safe and again reminded their owner not to leave his pets in an unventilated space without food and water."
They left the pets with the guy? The man sounded so upset that the cops dare show him he was wrong, that by now I bet the pigs has been turned into dinner and the dog has mysteriously disappeared.



Yeah, they should've taken the animals.  Farking drunk.  Not that theres' anything wrong with drinking, but when you can't even make a basic no-brainer decision concerning the welfare of your pets, this guy fails miserably and should not own animals, although its very likely they are his only friends.
 
2013-07-03 08:37:13 AM

Dogsbody: So leaving the keys in the ignition of an unattended vehicle is an offense.
But having a pig in sweatpants in a feces-filled car with a heat-stroking dog is a wrist-slap?
"Look, Imma let you off with a warning this time, Mr. poopy sweat pant pig dying dog guy! Just don't let me catch you leaving the keys in the car next time."



I didn't see your post 'til just now because it is at the end but yes, you are absolutely correct in your assessment of "laws that are farked up in this country"
 
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