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(The Daily Record)   Naked man out for another stroll before police arrest him on a lewdness charge...for the fourth time this year   (dailyrecord.com) divider line 28
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2013-07-02 10:24:04 PM
Darnit!
Forgot to put those cloths on again!
 
2013-07-02 10:24:32 PM
It's July. Only 6 months have passed in this year. He's not even on track to get arrested 10 times this year at this rate.

What a farking loser.
 
2013-07-02 10:27:38 PM
It would be sorta spiffy if hidden speakers played Born Free every time he was parading about nude.
 
2013-07-02 10:33:33 PM

berylman: It would be sorta spiffy if hidden speakers played Born Free every time he was parading about nude.


Where would he hide them?
 
2013-07-02 10:40:11 PM
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Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
 
2013-07-02 10:45:42 PM
Personally I think walking around naked is in poor taste, but I don't think it should be illegal...
 
2013-07-02 10:48:16 PM
I gotta be me.
 
2013-07-02 10:53:23 PM
Have you been outside lately? I don't blame him
 
2013-07-02 10:55:12 PM
Nudity still a crime?

Sad.
 
2013-07-02 10:56:12 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: It's July. Only 6 months have passed in this year. He's not even on track to get arrested 10 times this year at this rate.

What a farking loser.


Subby lied.  Fourth time in a year, not in 2013.
 
2013-07-02 10:57:45 PM
I'm thinking this guy will break the Follow Up tag before the year is out.
 
2013-07-02 11:00:18 PM

FrancoFile: AverageAmericanGuy: It's July. Only 6 months have passed in this year. He's not even on track to get arrested 10 times this year at this rate.

What a farking loser.

Subby lied.  Fourth time in a year, not in 2013.


I was told there would be no math.
 
2013-07-02 11:03:17 PM
Naked is naked, but "lewdness" depends upon who is naked.  Article useless w/o pics.
 
2013-07-02 11:03:31 PM

SpdrJay: Personally I think walking around naked is in poor taste, but I don't think it should be illegal...


*glance around at fellow Americans*

I think I'm good with it.
 
2013-07-02 11:05:31 PM
wtf is with people? How can they arrest someone just for being nude? That is the way we are born.  If God saw fit to make us that way I cant imagine how anyone can have a problem with it.  It is like they are saying that God's creations are not good enough.  Next they will be demanding that babies pop out fully clothed.
 
2013-07-02 11:05:51 PM
Why?  Why sweet baby Jesus, do I never luck out and get to see a naked man strolling about in my neighborhood.  Honestly, some people have all the luck.
 
2013-07-02 11:06:41 PM

Bumblefark: SpdrJay: Personally I think walking around naked is in poor taste, but I don't think it should be illegal...

*glance around at fellow Americans*

I think I'm good with it.


I was going to post my outrage, but you make a very good point.
 
2013-07-02 11:10:21 PM

WhippingBoy: Bumblefark: SpdrJay: Personally I think walking around naked is in poor taste, but I don't think it should be illegal...

*glance around at fellow Americans*

I think I'm good with it.

I was going to post my outrage, but you make a very good point.


It should be like a reverse driver's license, it's legal until you turn a certain age, then you need to get a permit
 
2013-07-02 11:10:45 PM

Ima4nic8or: wtf is with people? How can they arrest someone just for being nude? That is the way we are born.  If God saw fit to make us that way I cant imagine how anyone can have a problem with it.  It is like they are saying that God's creations are not good enough.  Next they will be demanding that babies pop out fully clothed.


Nah.  They will charge mothers with sexual assault against a minor for making babies slide down their naughty parts.

/C-sections are the only non-abusive form of birth
 
2013-07-02 11:12:04 PM
I have a habit of walking to the mailbox in the morning in my bathrobe, ala Tony Soprano.
Of course, nine times out of ten I'll roll the newspaper up and f*ck it right then and there.
And I don't see anything wrong with that. You call it lewdness, I call it easy access to information.
 
2013-07-02 11:13:27 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: WhippingBoy: Bumblefark: SpdrJay: Personally I think walking around naked is in poor taste, but I don't think it should be illegal...

*glance around at fellow Americans*

I think I'm good with it.

I was going to post my outrage, but you make a very good point.

It should be like a reverse driver's license, it's legal until you turn a certain age, then you need to get a permit


Unless, of course, you pass a yearly test of nubileness.
 
2013-07-02 11:14:17 PM
Keep nudity in the bedroom, sheesh
 
2013-07-02 11:41:09 PM
Crtl-F "amateur"

Not found

AMATEUR
 
2013-07-02 11:45:03 PM

SpdrJay: Personally I think walking around naked is in poor taste, but I don't think it should be illegal...

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Come on. Haven't you stripped off the clothes and let the night air roll across your skin? Walking makes a breeze ya know.
I's like to be Scottish so I could wear a kilt and let the boys hang out for a draft.
 
2013-07-02 11:46:16 PM
Oh, sorry. I missed the "don't think it should be illegal part. My bad.
 
2013-07-02 11:54:47 PM
If breast-feeding in public is allowed, then man-dangling should also be allowed.

/yeah, I went there
 
2013-07-03 02:55:53 AM

AliceBToklasLives: Naked is naked, but "lewdness" depends upon who is naked.  Article useless w/o pics.


Is the American South, it's generally held that a person is "nude" when they aren't wearing clothes and "nekkid" when they aren't wearing clothes and are up to no good.
 
2013-07-03 10:39:04 AM

Ima4nic8or: wtf is with people? How can they arrest someone just for being nude? That is the way we are born.  If God saw fit to make us that way I cant imagine how anyone can have a problem with it.  It is like they are saying that God's creations are not good enough.  Next they will be demanding that babies pop out fully clothed.


What I don't get is "Endangering the welfare of a minor"?  He had a penis, he didn't shove his penis in some child's face.
 
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