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(SeattlePI)   Latest development in Zimmerman case is: a) Judge declares mistrial, b) Zimmerman changes plea to guilty, or c) prosecution gets their feelings hurt by a photo posted on Instagram of people eating ice cream   (seattlepi.com) divider line 17
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2013-07-02 06:14:02 PM
3 votes:

TheOmni: But to just focus on the ice cream picture like that is what matters is dishonest and lazy.


And it's also how subby got this nice greenlight
2013-07-02 07:35:46 PM
2 votes:
Is it the "two daughters - one cone" thing - because that's just nasty.
/rocky road
2013-07-02 07:28:09 PM
2 votes:

Yogimus: Gordon Bennett: Zimmerman pleaded not guilty to second-degree murder, claiming he shot Martin in self-defence.

And a horrible death it would have been for him had he not had his gun to hand. Imagine Zimmerman's lifeless corpse splayed across the ground, riddled with Skittle holes, each one dripping pools of Arizona iced tea onto the ground.

Or a quiet death from a brain injury.  Both were idiots, one was better armed.


Don't bring sidewalk to a gun fight?
2013-07-02 06:58:10 PM
2 votes:

NightOwl2255: Yes, just what fark needs, another Zimmerman thread.

Fark, all Zimmerman, all the time.

But then again, as the average thread gets about 100 comments, Zimmerman is a cash cow for Drew.


Do you ever remember a day when you were not a biatch?
2013-07-02 06:45:29 PM
2 votes:

TheDumbBlonde: I_C_Weener: Wait, what?  I'm confused at the legal significance here.

And you call yourself a real lawyer.




Lawyers only practice.
2013-07-02 06:31:24 PM
2 votes:

I_C_Weener: Wait, what?  I'm confused at the legal significance here.


And you call yourself a real lawyer.
2013-07-02 05:39:32 PM
2 votes:
Is this the SNL skit of trials?

They keep doing ridiculously stupid things and will go on for much longer than necessary?
2013-07-02 09:08:10 PM
1 votes:
WOW. So either Tatsuma is a white supremacist, or everyone that doesn't believe Zimmerman's guilt has been proven is a Jewish supremacist?

That was pretty weird.
2013-07-02 09:00:02 PM
1 votes:

fredklein: If you believe him, yes. Unfortunately, his actions and attitude up to that point don't really jibe with that. He was armed. He followed Trayvon by vehicle, got out and followed him on foot. He referred to Trayvon as one of "these assholes" who "always get away". ... and then he just gave up and turned around??


Yes.  That's exactly what happened.  And there's NOTHING to contradict it.
2013-07-02 07:46:49 PM
1 votes:

NorCalLos: Phinn: NorCalLos: They can prove he didn't make any effort to avoid an altercation.

Show us where that is a meaningful component of the law of murder and/or self-defense.

I'm not expert on Florida law, or any other criminal law for that matter, ...


Did you even stay at a Holiday Inn last night?
2013-07-02 07:27:13 PM
1 votes:

NightOwl2255: Yogimus: NightOwl2255: Yogimus: Do you ever remember a day when you were not a biatch?

When I was farking your mom.

Yeah... that day you were a "John".

/FACE!

If she gives it up for free, is she still a whore?


Technically she charges, but ends up giving out some refunds.
2013-07-02 07:21:17 PM
1 votes:
Zimmerman pleaded not guilty to second-degree murder, claiming he shot Martin in self-defence.

And a horrible death it would have been for him had he not had his gun to hand. Imagine Zimmerman's lifeless corpse splayed across the ground, riddled with Skittle holes, each one dripping pools of Arizona iced tea onto the ground.
2013-07-02 07:19:27 PM
1 votes:

Tatsuma: Well the prosecution is getting slaughtered and they literally have failed to net a single win so far, so I can understand them being a little bit butthurt over shiat.


Their opening statement didn't include a knock knock joke. That was a big win.
2013-07-02 07:12:40 PM
1 votes:

DoomPaul: King Something: I can see only two possible outcomes for the trial:

A) Zimmerman is acquitted, followed shortly thereafter by the biggest riots this country has seen in 20 years
B) Zimmerman is convicted, followed immediately by Governor Rick Scott issuing him a pardon just to spite black people (and possibly also the FL legislature passing a law specifically designed to prevent Trayvon Martin's family from suing anybody even tangentially involved in the trial but carefully worded so Martin's family can't get it overturned as a violation of the whole "no Bills of Attainder" bit in the US Constitution), in turn followed by the biggest riots this country has seen in 20 years

I sincerely doubt there will be riots, in Florida at least. There are over 1,000,000 issued CCW permits in Florida outstanding and gun ownership in the state is extremely high. Blacks are also greatly outnumbered by whites and/or hispanics in basically the entire state. Rioting would be just short of going over the top of a WW1 trench and rushing enemy machine gun nests.


I see you've never been to Pork and Beans.
2013-07-02 07:05:27 PM
1 votes:

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 299x169]
 Who needs evidence ?


You shut your whore mouth.

Because Jackson and Sharpton swoop into a small sleepy Florida town where this kind of murder-profiling has gone on before; and simply ask for the person who murdered someone to be arrested and the trial to be held in the first place, they're out to make a buck?

I'll say it again: Shut your goddamn whore mouth.

/white guy
//zimmerman would've shot me if I was wearing a hoodie.
///btw: it was raining.  everyone wears hoodies in fla in february if its going to rain -- because its got a f*cking hood.
2013-07-02 06:55:52 PM
1 votes:
I can see only two possible outcomes for the trial:

A) Zimmerman is acquitted, followed shortly thereafter by the biggest riots this country has seen in 20 years
B) Zimmerman is convicted, followed immediately by Governor Rick Scott issuing him a pardon just to spite black people (and possibly also the FL legislature passing a law specifically designed to prevent Trayvon Martin's family from suing anybody even tangentially involved in the trial but carefully worded so Martin's family can't get it overturned as a violation of the whole "no Bills of Attainder" bit in the US Constitution), in turn followed by the biggest riots this country has seen in 20 years
2013-07-02 06:47:53 PM
1 votes:
Jury is sequestered. Who cares?

But fartbongo said the sequester was bad.
 
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