What in The: So....occupy quim?
cj1319: ...and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh*t he is! Hallelujah!
JonnyBGoode: Oh yeah? Well a double-dumbass on you![24.media.tumblr.com image 500x221]
Smeggy Smurf: Nobody cusses like a sailor anymore. It's just fark fark fark fark fark. Nothing with any approaching skill with language.I'd be gobsmacked by a rancid penis if some cocksnorfler ever overcame their willful vulgar somnobulation to vomit a stream of profanities that would make a Marine DI pop a boner in envy.
Rent Party: I believe I am the only sailor in the 250 years of noble US Navy to have been formally reprimanded for swearing like a sailor./ Got the page 13 to prove it.// Profane language, biatches
propasaurus: Anybody who watches VEEP knows that profanity isn't a dying art. Those writers work in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay.
Valiente: Rent Party: I believe I am the only sailor in the 250 years of noble US Navy to have been formally reprimanded for swearing like a sailor./ Got the page 13 to prove it.// Profane language, biatchesRespect to you, sailor. Carry on.
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