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(Outside The Redzone)   Miami Marlins' starting pitchers have not allowed a run in over 18 innings and all are under the age of 23. Yeah, I think you can trade Nolasco now   (outsidetheredzone.com) divider line 32
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2013-07-02 06:06:31 PM  
Let me know when the Marlins are within 10 games of .500 and I'll consider maybe caring about them.
 
2013-07-02 06:07:40 PM  
Counterpoint:  Those games were against the Padres.
 
2013-07-02 06:07:41 PM  
Hooray.

a.espncdn.com
 
2013-07-02 06:09:34 PM  
Sounds totally sustainable and in no way indicative that a regression to the mean is forthcoming.
 
2013-07-02 06:10:11 PM  
Kurkjian in an interview with Lebatard on the radio today was really high on Fernandez, so there is that.
 
2013-07-02 06:20:17 PM  
Some very good young pitching in the NL East.
 
2013-07-02 06:28:31 PM  
Miami Marlins' starting pitchers have not allowed a run in over 18 innings

so... three starts.  <bensteinwow.wav>
 
2013-07-02 06:31:58 PM  
That is terribly long for a starting pitcher to pitch isn't it?
 
2013-07-02 06:34:07 PM  
They start a three-gamer with Atlanta at the Ted tonight, so let's see how that sticks.

/Second worst record in baseball against the best team in the East?
//Sounds like the Braves get swept to me.
 
2013-07-02 06:36:38 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Kurkjian in an interview with Lebatard on the radio today was really high on Fernandez, so there is that.


Jose Fernandez is going to be a beast.  Or, is already a beast.  And will remain so for a long time.
 
2013-07-02 06:41:35 PM  
Believe me, they're already trying to trade Nolasco.  He's like 75% of the payroll.
 
2013-07-02 06:44:08 PM  

Super Chronic: Believe me, they're already trying to trade Nolasco.  He's like 75% of the payroll.


Just adjusted their asking price to move him quicker, even. They really don't want to pay his next check, I guess.
 
2013-07-02 07:20:48 PM  
Oh yeah? Well, Milwaukee Brewers first basemen have not taken a walk in over 25 plate appearances and are all over the age of 25. So I think they can go ahead and sign Yuniesky Betancourt to a long term deal.
 
2013-07-02 07:26:32 PM  

Super Chronic: Believe me, they're already trying to trade Nolasco.  He's like 75% of the payroll.


That would bring them into profitability from revenue sharing alone.
 
2013-07-02 07:32:22 PM  

Lost Thought 00: Super Chronic: Believe me, they're already trying to trade Nolasco.  He's like 75% of the payroll.

That would bring them into profitability from revenue sharing alone.


I'd say that at that point they could officially say "fark trying to make fans come to the games!", but they said that, like, months ago.

/or years.
 
2013-07-02 07:55:34 PM  
Oh no, this incredibly historic streak is over. Who could've seen that coming?
 
2013-07-02 08:02:06 PM  

DeWayne Mann: Oh no, this incredibly historic streak is over. Who could've seen that coming?


...so I take it I shouldn't have invested in all those "2014 World Series Champion Miami Marlins" t-shirts?  Damn and blast.
 
2013-07-02 08:02:18 PM  
It's 2-2 in the 3rd and Kris Medlen just clobbered Logan Morrison at first base.  The pendulum starts to swing the other way....
 
2013-07-02 08:03:01 PM  

TheMatchHare: DeWayne Mann: Oh no, this incredibly historic streak is over. Who could've seen that coming?

...so I take it I shouldn't have invested in all those "2014 World Series Champion Miami Marlins" t-shirts?  Damn and blast.


I dunno, I think they've still got a chance in 2014.
 
2013-07-02 08:12:30 PM  

DeWayne Mann: TheMatchHare: DeWayne Mann: Oh no, this incredibly historic streak is over. Who could've seen that coming?

...so I take it I shouldn't have invested in all those "2014 World Series Champion Miami Marlins" t-shirts?  Damn and blast.

I dunno, I think they've still got a chance in 2014.


...wow, I sucked with that joke :)
 
2013-07-02 08:14:07 PM  

DeWayne Mann: TheMatchHare: DeWayne Mann: Oh no, this incredibly historic streak is over. Who could've seen that coming?

...so I take it I shouldn't have invested in all those "2014 World Series Champion Miami Marlins" t-shirts?  Damn and blast.

I dunno, I think they've still got a chance in 2014.


You overestimate their chances.  Unless they pull an "L.A." and throw $200m at the problem.
 
2013-07-02 08:19:39 PM  
Super Chronic, I think you mean Heath Bell is 75 percent of the payroll right now.
 
2013-07-02 08:21:01 PM  

wxboy: DeWayne Mann: TheMatchHare: DeWayne Mann: Oh no, this incredibly historic streak is over. Who could've seen that coming?

...so I take it I shouldn't have invested in all those "2014 World Series Champion Miami Marlins" t-shirts?  Damn and blast.

I dunno, I think they've still got a chance in 2014.

You overestimate their chances.  Unless they pull an "L.A." and throw $200m at the problem.


Yeah, that's been working out well for them.

/LAst pLAce
 
2013-07-02 08:21:55 PM  

wxboy: DeWayne Mann: TheMatchHare: DeWayne Mann: Oh no, this incredibly historic streak is over. Who could've seen that coming?

...so I take it I shouldn't have invested in all those "2014 World Series Champion Miami Marlins" t-shirts?  Damn and blast.

I dunno, I think they've still got a chance in 2014.

You overestimate their chances.  Unless they pull an "L.A." and throw $200m at the problem.


....yeah, I think you missed a joke there.
 
2013-07-02 09:44:38 PM  

DeWayne Mann: wxboy: DeWayne Mann: TheMatchHare: DeWayne Mann: Oh no, this incredibly historic streak is over. Who could've seen that coming?

...so I take it I shouldn't have invested in all those "2014 World Series Champion Miami Marlins" t-shirts?  Damn and blast.

I dunno, I think they've still got a chance in 2014.

You overestimate their chances.  Unless they pull an "L.A." and throw $200m at the problem.

....yeah, I think you missed a joke there.


The joke is that you acted all unaware that they've already been mathematically eliminated for every year through 2017.  It was kind of obscure but I got it.
 
2013-07-02 09:53:46 PM  

Super Chronic: DeWayne Mann: wxboy: DeWayne Mann: TheMatchHare: DeWayne Mann: Oh no, this incredibly historic streak is over. Who could've seen that coming?

...so I take it I shouldn't have invested in all those "2014 World Series Champion Miami Marlins" t-shirts?  Damn and blast.

I dunno, I think they've still got a chance in 2014.

You overestimate their chances.  Unless they pull an "L.A." and throw $200m at the problem.

....yeah, I think you missed a joke there.

The joke is that you acted all unaware that they've already been mathematically eliminated for every year through 2017.  It was kind of obscure but I got it.


Impossible. I have it on good authority that they'll be in the 2015 World Series.

Seriously, just look at this sports almanac.
 
2013-07-02 11:23:09 PM  

DeWayne Mann: Super Chronic: DeWayne Mann: wxboy: DeWayne Mann: TheMatchHare: DeWayne Mann: Oh no, this incredibly historic streak is over. Who could've seen that coming?

...so I take it I shouldn't have invested in all those "2014 World Series Champion Miami Marlins" t-shirts?  Damn and blast.

I dunno, I think they've still got a chance in 2014.

You overestimate their chances.  Unless they pull an "L.A." and throw $200m at the problem.

....yeah, I think you missed a joke there.

The joke is that you acted all unaware that they've already been mathematically eliminated for every year through 2017.  It was kind of obscure but I got it.

Impossible. I have it on good authority that they'll be in the 2015 World Series.

Seriously, just look at this sports almanac.


How do they lose to the Cubs though?  Aren't they both in the NL?
 
2013-07-02 11:30:00 PM  

scandalrag: DeWayne Mann: Super Chronic: DeWayne Mann: wxboy: DeWayne Mann: TheMatchHare: DeWayne Mann: Oh no, this incredibly historic streak is over. Who could've seen that coming?

...so I take it I shouldn't have invested in all those "2014 World Series Champion Miami Marlins" t-shirts?  Damn and blast.

I dunno, I think they've still got a chance in 2014.

You overestimate their chances.  Unless they pull an "L.A." and throw $200m at the problem.

....yeah, I think you missed a joke there.

The joke is that you acted all unaware that they've already been mathematically eliminated for every year through 2017.  It was kind of obscure but I got it.

Impossible. I have it on good authority that they'll be in the 2015 World Series.

Seriously, just look at this sports almanac.

How do they lose to the Cubs though?  Aren't they both in the NL?


Crazy side effect of year-long interleague.
 
j4x
2013-07-02 11:44:04 PM  
Reminder: the Marlins have won more World Series titles in the last 15 years than most of your favorite teams.
 
2013-07-02 11:56:43 PM  

j4x: Reminder: the Marlins have won more World Series titles in the last 15 years than most of your favorite teams.


Doubtful.
 
2013-07-03 09:21:19 AM  

Billy Crystal Meth Lab: They start a three-gamer with Atlanta at the Ted tonight, so let's see how that sticks.

/Second worst record in baseball against the best team in the East?
//Sounds like the Braves get swept to me.


How'd that work out?
 
2013-07-03 02:16:46 PM  

wholedamnshow: Billy Crystal Meth Lab: They start a three-gamer with Atlanta at the Ted tonight, so let's see how that sticks.

/Second worst record in baseball against the best team in the East?
//Sounds like the Braves get swept to me.

How'd that work out?


Thankfully awful! I'm just a jaded Atlanta sports fan is all.

/Silly me expecting a collapse in July.
//We know that happens in September round these parts!
 
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