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2013-07-03 07:38:15 AM  

100 Watt Walrus: jmr61: I'll take two please:

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That's a good-looking woman.

Manface.


And sharp knees.
 
2013-07-03 07:53:42 AM  

LectertheChef: jmr61: I'll take two please:

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That's a good-looking woman.

I really don't get the high waisted shorts thing. It doesn't look good at all. Maybe it's something women wear for other women, and not in the good way. Either that or something a gay man thought would look good on women.




Fatties can't wear them.
 
2013-07-03 09:40:43 AM  
I used to own a business (video rental store) in a community with a very large Amish population. I had a number of semi-Amish customers and many of them were women. I tried hard to imagine some of them outside of the Amish garb and they were still pretty unfappable.

There was one woman in particular that gave off some vibes that she might be a bit of a lusty thing. She would almost always rent a lot of action type movies that had really muscular, shirtless guys in them. (Jean Claude VanDamn, Stallone, Steven Segal, you get the idea). The more macho and beefcakey the guy was, the more drawn to them she was. I imagine she probably spent a bit of time rubbing 'em out thinking about those movies, because her husband was a total schlub. He came in once and rented a couple of lightweight titty comedies and she came in the next day to return them and was going on and on about how awful they were and how could he rent such trash, blah blah blah....then she picked out a couple beefcake movies and left!
 
2013-07-03 10:11:50 AM  
I was taking her to Paradise by way of Intercourse, but I made a wrong turn and ended up in Blue Ball.
 
2013-07-03 10:31:34 AM  

LectertheChef: jmr61: I'll take two please:

[img2-3.timeinc.net image 600x450]

That's a good-looking woman.

I really don't get the high waisted shorts thing. It doesn't look good at all. Maybe it's something women wear for other women, and not in the good way. Either that or something a gay man thought would look good on women.


well, 1993 was 20 years ago, so its about time for high-waists to be back again.
 
2013-07-03 10:49:48 AM  

LemSkroob: LectertheChef: jmr61: I'll take two please:

[img2-3.timeinc.net image 600x450]

That's a good-looking woman.

I really don't get the high waisted shorts thing. It doesn't look good at all. Maybe it's something women wear for other women, and not in the good way. Either that or something a gay man thought would look good on women.

well, 1993 was 20 years ago, so its about time for high-waists to be back again.


I always liked the high waisted look because you got a better idea of what their ass looked like!
 
2013-07-03 11:22:19 AM  

Dinobot: she almost looks like Kristen Stewart or whatever her name is.


yeah, with a twist of Eliza Dushku
 
2013-07-03 07:21:51 PM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: Dinobot: she almost looks like Kristen Stewart or whatever her name is.

yeah, with a twist of Eliza Dushku


Wrong!

static.comicvine.com
/you're welcome
 
2013-07-04 03:39:29 AM  

zappaisfrank: LemSkroob: LectertheChef: jmr61: I'll take two please:

[img2-3.timeinc.net image 600x450]

That's a good-looking woman.

I really don't get the high waisted shorts thing. It doesn't look good at all. Maybe it's something women wear for other women, and not in the good way. Either that or something a gay man thought would look good on women.

well, 1993 was 20 years ago, so its about time for high-waists to be back again.

I always liked the high waisted look because you got a better idea of what their ass looked like!


That's what booty shorts are for grandpa.
 
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