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2013-07-02 07:44:21 PM  
Nice headline I guess, modmin.
 
2013-07-02 07:45:35 PM  
www.thefancarpet.com
 
2013-07-02 07:49:27 PM  
Wow, makeup can do wonders. Not that she's ugly, but I wouldn't notice her on the street in her pre-makeup pics.
 
2013-07-02 07:50:40 PM  
I'd churn her butter
 
2013-07-02 07:54:09 PM  
Does her nasty reputation take her everywhere?
 
2013-07-02 07:54:14 PM  
starcasm.net

She is erecting my barn.
 
2013-07-02 07:58:27 PM  
she almost looks like Kristen Stewart or whatever her name is.
 
2013-07-02 08:02:05 PM  
Didn't someone post a while back how there's evidence the show is fake or something?

Not that I care. This chick is smokin in my book.

/30 seconds tops
 
2013-07-02 08:04:45 PM  
How thee doing?
 
2013-07-02 08:19:13 PM  
I'd break her Amish, if you know what I mean
 
2013-07-02 08:22:17 PM  

Dinobot: she almost looks like Kristen Stewart or whatever her name is.


She has a ton more emotional range/facial expressions, though.
 
2013-07-02 08:24:45 PM  
That is the fakest farking show in history.
 
2013-07-02 08:26:24 PM  
I would amish her paradise.
 
2013-07-02 08:30:57 PM  
I would eat her kidneys.
 
2013-07-02 08:32:17 PM  
I'd cram it up her cram hole
 
2013-07-02 08:33:12 PM  
I would pee in her bum.
 
2013-07-02 08:34:26 PM  

Juel1979: Dinobot: she almost looks like Kristen Stewart or whatever her name is.

She has a ton more emotional range/facial expressions, though.


she's the upgraded version then
 
2013-07-02 08:38:14 PM  

texdent: I would amish her paradise.


Let's party like it's 1699!
 
2013-07-02 08:59:40 PM  
She can churn my butter.
 
2013-07-02 09:06:52 PM  
I'd mend her quilt
Plow her field
Fix her buggy
 
2013-07-02 09:08:19 PM  
Nuns and Amish women, gotta fark 'em all.
 
2013-07-02 09:11:16 PM  
I don't think it is fake, I believe they are all amish but I think they had all already left the lifestyle when the show started. We watched the first season but I think after the second episode I committed to watching the rest but that was it. It's essentially "Amish Shore"
 
2013-07-02 09:21:10 PM  

rikkards: I don't think it is fake, I believe they are all amish but I think they had all already left the lifestyle when the show started. We watched the first season but I think after the second episode I committed to watching the rest but that was it. It's essentially "Amish Shore"


I think you are dead-on. The scuttlebutt is that all of the cast probably grew up Amish but had left the lifestyle, some of them years, before the show. The network and showrunners played this down dramatically to increase the gawking factor and drive their own narrative (We all know these things are heavily scripted by now, don't we?)

Personally, I saw one episode of it when I was back home in the States last summer and got over it quickly. Boring as all hell.
 
2013-07-02 09:32:13 PM  

Dahnkster: [starcasm.net image 600x469]

She is erecting my barn.


Soon she'll raise an udder
 
2013-07-02 09:53:25 PM  
It would witness her into a lesbian.
 
2013-07-02 10:02:13 PM  
""A guy would have to prove himself to me before I'd bake him something special, like my peanut butter blossoms "

Ok, raise your hand if you read that as "peanut butter bosoms"
 
2013-07-02 10:12:49 PM  
I'll take two please:

img2-3.timeinc.net

That's a good-looking woman.
 
2013-07-02 10:18:50 PM  
i693.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-02 10:18:51 PM  
I wonder if she keeps her bush unkempt?


You know, the way Mr. Smith would enjoy.
 
2013-07-02 10:23:54 PM  

scotchcrotch: I wonder if she keeps her bush unkempt?


You know, the way Mr. Smith would enjoy.


I'd still bury my face in it.
 
2013-07-02 10:43:24 PM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-02 10:51:57 PM  

valar_morghulis: [i693.photobucket.com image 850x478]



Someone after my own heart there. Banshee has some excellent accessories:

www.sorozatguru.info
 
2013-07-02 11:04:13 PM  

jmr61: I'll take two please:

[img2-3.timeinc.net image 600x450]

That's a good-looking woman.


Manface.
 
2013-07-02 11:09:04 PM  

jmr61: I'll take two please:

[img2-3.timeinc.net image 600x450]

That's a good-looking woman.


I really don't get the high waisted shorts thing. It doesn't look good at all. Maybe it's something women wear for other women, and not in the good way. Either that or something a gay man thought would look good on women.
 
2013-07-02 11:24:36 PM  

LectertheChef: I really don't get the high waisted shorts thing. It doesn't look good at all.


I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. Also, please include my close personal friends Rihanna and Taylor Swift in the distribution. Thank you.
 
2013-07-02 11:26:10 PM  
A GIS of "sexy Amish women" was surprising.  Not sure what's going on here but I'm intrigued.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-02 11:28:22 PM  
I'll tune in when her casting couch video is available.
 
2013-07-03 12:09:07 AM  

jmr61: valar_morghulis: [i693.photobucket.com image 850x478]


Someone after my own heart there. Banshee has some excellent accessories:

[www.sorozatguru.info image 850x559]


Never heard of the show before. After a quick trip to IMDB and a GIS of a couple of the ladies on it, I'm off to track it down...
 
2013-07-03 12:09:14 AM  
Wait until she gets banged in the pooper! She's gonna LOVE that!
 
2013-07-03 12:13:35 AM  
Something just rumspringa'd in my pants.
 
2013-07-03 12:29:16 AM  
I would totally ram into her buggy on a country road at night.
 
2013-07-03 01:02:49 AM  
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I don't want to be the one to tell subby, but with those narrow hips, that girl couldn't have more than 6 or 7 children!
 
2013-07-03 01:38:31 AM  
I would place my penis in her vagina, then in a rhythmic pattern thrust in and out until I reached completion.

/Give it up English.
 
2013-07-03 01:38:31 AM  
The only reason I watch that show is when I flip through the channel and see the blond girl (Rebecca?).  I'd love to see her... uh... you know.

That said, I can usually only take it until the she goes away or the next commercial comes on.  Don't think I've ever seen a whole episode.
 
2013-07-03 01:51:11 AM  

jmr61: I'll take two please:

[img2-3.timeinc.net image 600x450]

That's a good-looking woman.


Amen.
 
2013-07-03 03:57:07 AM  

Psycoholic_Slag: A GIS of "sexy Amish women" was surprising.  Not sure what's going on here but I'm intrigued.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 800x533]


Is there a newsletter for this? Because I would VERY much like a subscription!
 
2013-07-03 04:48:33 AM  

Medic Zero: Psycoholic_Slag: A GIS of "sexy Amish women" was surprising.  Not sure what's going on here but I'm intrigued.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 800x533]

Is there a newsletter for this? Because I would VERY much like a subscription!


The weapon in the picture seems even more unlikely for the Amish than the bikinis.
 
2013-07-03 04:56:21 AM  
Shut up and take my money!
 
2013-07-03 05:01:31 AM  
BTW, I thought this thread was going to be about:

imageshack.us
 
2013-07-03 06:26:37 AM  
Now she's can to let her inner slut free, yay!
 
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