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2013-07-02 03:23:02 PM
Never underestimate the ability of stupid people to trap themselves.

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2013-07-02 03:24:07 PM
you have the wrong number.
This is 9-1......2.
 
2013-07-02 03:24:11 PM
That would be quite a tax deduction, if she got a receipt.
 
2013-07-02 03:24:49 PM

hardinparamedic: Never underestimate the ability of stupid people to trap themselves.

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Much better. Second image did get a laugh.
 
2013-07-02 03:26:59 PM
The woman, who has not been named, became stuck after she dropped a tennis bracelet in the bin and jumped in after it.


Sure she did.
 
2013-07-02 03:32:36 PM
Could have used the "so very scared" in the headline
 
2013-07-02 03:46:33 PM
MS farking sucks
 
2013-07-02 03:52:23 PM
I gave myself to Charity once

/she gave me back
 
2013-07-02 03:56:57 PM
I noticed someone dropped off two obsolete office printers at one of those clothing bins, but left them sitting outside on the pavement. Those donation people must love sorting through all the ruined shiat that gets dumped on them.
 
2013-07-02 03:58:28 PM
Once, in high school I had the beginnings of mono, raging, hallucination level fever, and I was home alone while my mother ran out to the store.  I was a junior and we all knew to expect calls from the local recruiting office asking if we were interested in choosing the Army as a career.  Well, they called, and in a feverish haze I told them I would join the army if I could fly a plane like in Top Gun even though I have 20/300 vision and very often trip on my own feet because I'm too busy looking at dogs.

Anyway, my mom came home and found me weeping on the floor and asked what the problem was.  I told her that I accidentally joined the army and I'd never be able to get out of it.  She just called the recruiter back and said we would not be coming down to the office as I was delirious.

/that's what this headline made me think of
 
2013-07-02 04:00:49 PM

teenytinycornteeth: Once, in high school I had the beginnings of mono, raging, hallucination level fever, and I was home alone while my mother ran out to the store.  I was a junior and we all knew to expect calls from the local recruiting office asking if we were interested in choosing the Army as a career.  Well, they called, and in a feverish haze I told them I would join the army if I could fly a plane like in Top Gun even though I have 20/300 vision and very often trip on my own feet because I'm too busy looking at dogs.

Anyway, my mom came home and found me weeping on the floor and asked what the problem was.  I told her that I accidentally joined the army and I'd never be able to get out of it.  She just called the recruiter back and said we would not be coming down to the office as I was delirious.

/that's what this headline made me think of


I loves me a CSB
 
2013-07-02 04:47:22 PM
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No laughing matter
 
2013-07-02 04:51:30 PM
i've had faith and hope and both were pretty good in the sack. never even met a charity.
 
2013-07-02 05:23:53 PM
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2013-07-02 05:26:10 PM

ko_kyi: Could have used the "so very scared" in the headline


How many farkers will never have the joy of experiencing the ballsack conundrum in real time?  What a tragedy.
 
2013-07-02 05:28:03 PM

Stile4aly: ko_kyi: Could have used the "so very scared" in the headline

How many farkers will never have the joy of experiencing the ballsack conundrum in real time?  What a tragedy.


Personally, I'm more than happy to experience that thrill vicariously
 
2013-07-02 06:22:26 PM

starlost: i've had faith and hope and both were pretty good in the sack. never even met a charity.


Joy is contagious... so stay away from her!
 
2013-07-03 07:42:04 AM

Stile4aly: How many farkers will never have the joy of experiencing the ballsack conundrum in real time?  What a tragedy.


"The Ballsack Conundrum" would be a great title for a parody of the cookie cutter Robert Ludlum spy novels.
 
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