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(IMDB)   Happy Birthday Lindsey Lohan. Did she mention something about going to a club 27?   (imdb.com) divider line 37
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2013-07-02 05:06:44 PM  
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2013-07-02 05:06:45 PM  
Let us reflect on that which is lost...

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2013-07-02 05:09:01 PM  
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2013-07-02 05:15:58 PM  
Cryptic headline alluding to her being dead yet?
So, is she dead already or is that just her new 'look'?
 
2013-07-02 05:19:48 PM  
I'll be the first to say I hope she can find a way to straighten out her life. It's just sad to see someone throw away a career for whatever the hell she's doing with her life.
 
2013-07-02 05:21:45 PM  
That's a rough 51   43   36   ... 27?  Really?
 
2013-07-02 05:31:30 PM  
How the fark is she 27. She looks 47, she's been a junkie for what feels like a decade, and Mean Girls had to have been what, like '98? Good god.
 
2013-07-02 05:33:03 PM  
I watched the Parent Trap the other night and it was really sad. Lindsey looked so happy and full of life it was really sad seeing what she has become.
 
2013-07-02 05:33:57 PM  

Scrotastic Method: How the fark is she 27. She looks 47, she's been a junkie for what feels like a decade, and Mean Girls had to have been what, like '98? Good god.


2004, actually. Good God, she's two years older than me.
 
2013-07-02 05:35:25 PM  

blacksharpiemarker: Let us reflect on that which is lost...

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I'm sad now.  that was a beautiful thing that got destroyed by two shiat-stain, fame whore parents.
 
2013-07-02 05:46:33 PM  
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2013-07-02 05:50:17 PM  
I thought the 27 club was for talented people?
 
2013-07-02 05:58:49 PM  

Carth: I watched the Parent Trap the other night and it was really sad. Lindsey looked so happy and full of life it was really sad seeing what she has become.


In college, I worked overnight at a Group Home for kids. Most nights I'd studied, but on the weekends I'd try to take a break. Once basic cable would switch to infomercials, I'd pop on a movie and I'd usually end up watching that.

She was such a sweet kid. It's a shame she went off the rails like she has.
 
2013-07-02 06:28:09 PM  

BATMANATEE: I thought the 27 club was for talented people?


And, we're finished.

Who wants to go for icecream?
 
2013-07-02 06:49:33 PM  
I can't believe she's only 4 years younger than I am.  She looks about 10 years older than me.  Jesus.  Her face should be an anti-drug campaign by itself.
 
2013-07-02 07:01:06 PM  
Why do people have so much trouble spelling her name? It's even in TFA, moronmitter. LindsAy.
 
2013-07-02 07:25:57 PM  

nmemkha:


That's better than all the other Faces of Meth put together.
 
2013-07-02 07:35:02 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Why do people have so much trouble spelling her name? It's even in TFA, moronmitter. LindsAy.


Because who gives a shiat. Is there some non-celebrity suburban mom "Lindsey Lohan" in Nebraska that's sick and tired of getting mixed up for this idiot? No. Nobody cares and it's never germane to the greater point: that she's a trainwreck.
 
2013-07-02 07:37:28 PM  
I'm a year older than her and I'm still carded for 18-and-over things, like cough medicine or white-out.
 
2013-07-02 07:45:34 PM  

Scrotastic Method: B.L.Z. Bub: Why do people have so much trouble spelling her name? It's even in TFA, moronmitter. LindsAy.

Because who gives a shiat. Is there some non-celebrity suburban mom "Lindsey Lohan" in Nebraska that's sick and tired of getting mixed up for this idiot? No. Nobody cares and it's never germane to the greater point: that she's a trainwreck.


Your comment is full of fail. Stop making excuses and spell things right, goddammit.
 
2013-07-02 08:02:43 PM  

Coco LaFemme: I can't believe she's only 4 years younger than I am.  She looks about 10 years older than me.  Jesus.  Her face should be an anti-drug campaign by itself.


I'm 41, out of shape and I still look younger than she does.
 
2013-07-02 08:17:39 PM  

Scrotastic Method: B.L.Z. Bub: Why do people have so much trouble spelling her name? It's even in TFA, moronmitter. LindsAy.

Because who gives a shiat. Is there some non-celebrity suburban mom "Lindsey Lohan" in Nebraska that's sick and tired of getting mixed up for this idiot? No. Nobody cares and it's never germane to the greater point: that she's a trainwreck.


The goddam Germans got nothing to do with it!
 
2013-07-02 09:21:29 PM  

Scrotastic Method: B.L.Z. Bub: Why do people have so much trouble spelling her name? It's even in TFA, moronmitter. LindsAy.

Because who gives a shiat. Is there some non-celebrity suburban mom "Lindsey Lohan" in Nebraska that's sick and tired of getting mixed up for this idiot? No. Nobody cares and it's never germane to the greater point: that she's a trainwreck.


Nice try, Dumbassmitter. Her name is in about 10 approved Fark headlines a week (on a slow week). Get it right next time. You can do this.
 
2013-07-02 09:30:58 PM  
Pretty sure you have to be an active musician to count for Club 27; she hasn't put out* anything in, what, 8 years?

/oh, shut up
 
2013-07-02 09:40:08 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Pretty sure you have to be an active musician to count for Club 27; she hasn't put out* anything in, what, 8 years?

/oh, shut up


I think you're also supposed to be relatively talented and it be a real tragedy if you end up dead.
 
2013-07-02 09:40:20 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Pretty sure you have to be an active musician to count for Club 27; she hasn't put out* anything in, what, 8 years?

/oh, shut up


Well you do have to be famous for something other than being famous.
 
2013-07-02 10:03:53 PM  

Scrotastic Method: B.L.Z. Bub: Why do people have so much trouble spelling her name? It's even in TFA, moronmitter. LindsAy.

Because who gives a shiat. Is there some non-celebrity suburban mom "Lindsey Lohan" in Nebraska that's sick and tired of getting mixed up for this idiot? No. Nobody cares and it's never germane to the greater point: that she's a trainwreck.


Who let the Texas Lieutenant Governor in?
 
2013-07-02 10:25:57 PM  
*sigh* Nine years ago she gave me the guiltiest hardon of my life. Now we count the days to her demise.

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2013-07-02 11:30:21 PM  
lh5.googleusercontent.com

www.popcrunch.com

/ sigh
 
2013-07-03 12:02:57 AM  
Damn girl. Get some help.
 
2013-07-03 03:08:14 AM  
Any sympathy I might have had for her is long gone because of her repeated arrested for driving under the influence. I have friends and family in LA, and while I don't think any of them frequent the Chateau Marmont, they're still on the same roads. I hope she manages to take herself out without bringing any innocent bystanders along.
 
2013-07-03 07:43:31 AM  
It's my hot body, I'll do what I want!
 
2013-07-03 11:41:41 AM  
I think she still has a shot.
 
2013-07-03 01:30:16 PM  
You mean she is still alive?  Inconceivable!
 
2013-07-03 02:31:10 PM  
Her face might be jacked up but she still has an awesome rack.
 
2013-07-03 05:03:39 PM  
The comeback starts now.

/Testing this thread...
 
2013-07-03 06:47:40 PM  
Umm WAT

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