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(Politico)   Dennis Rodman wants Nobel Peace Prize for his role in Global Worming   (politico.com) divider line 51
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2013-07-02 03:20:45 PM
The concept of an award seems to have eluded him.
 
2013-07-02 03:21:53 PM
Sure, why not?
 
2013-07-02 03:25:28 PM
Dennis still comes up on the Top-Ten list of people who need a good punch in the cock.
 
2013-07-02 03:26:51 PM
Why not? They gave one to Obama.
 
2013-07-02 03:28:10 PM
Heck, if Obama got one then why not Rodman...of course then, WHY NOT ZOIDBERG?
 
2013-07-02 03:28:52 PM
Dennis Rodman ... the Kanye West of basketball.
 
2013-07-02 03:29:27 PM
The peace price isn't awarded for saying that horrifying dictators "aren't so bad," so we can just be peaceful with them.
 
2013-07-02 03:30:20 PM
6 comments in and 2 people already beat me to it.  I came in to comment that Rodman deserves one as much as Obama deserved his Nobel prize.
 
2013-07-02 03:30:35 PM
What the he'll is a peace price?
 
2013-07-02 03:30:46 PM
I remember wondering if he was a cynic just making an easy buck or if he is truly that deluded and outright stupid.  I'm not sure why I wondered that.
 
2013-07-02 03:31:54 PM
Peace ?price?
 
2013-07-02 03:36:22 PM
No golf clap for the headline yet?
 
2013-07-02 03:37:40 PM
How about a People Magazine's Coontiest Coont Alive prize?  Kanye West and Donald Trump should get retroactive ones.
 
2013-07-02 03:46:09 PM

Rip Dashrock: No golf clap for the headline yet?


I read it was warming and had to re-check it. It went from not making sense to being awesome!

Bravo! Subby
 
2013-07-02 03:49:46 PM
Well, like Dennis Rodman, I have a rod, man (Aw yeah!) Long wong dong in a pink hand and a ping-pong pink schlong, let's all dance.
 
2013-07-02 03:57:51 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-02 03:59:42 PM
I want one to. Just because if he can get one then I think I deserve one. And so do you..and you over there. Nobels for EVERYONE.
 
2013-07-02 03:59:50 PM
Why not? Obama "was given the Nobel Peace Prize, simply for existing "

http://www.ft.com/intl/cms/s/0/1627b9a4-e234-11e2-87ec-00144feabdc0.h t ml#slide0
 
2013-07-02 04:04:14 PM
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No.

Signed:  Nobel Prize Committee
 
2013-07-02 04:11:29 PM
Won't it be nice for Rodman to vacation with Kim and family?
How many peasents will starve to death, so that they may dine in luxury?
 
2013-07-02 04:17:04 PM
The dooshery is strong in Scrod Man.
 
2013-07-02 04:21:14 PM
Maybe he should disconnect the door buttons on his mansions, then he'd be eligable for the No-Bell prizes...
 
2013-07-02 04:28:15 PM

dabbletech: Dennis Rodman ... the Kanye West of basketball.


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2013-07-02 04:28:21 PM
Kissinger had one for bombing Cambodia so - no reason why not.
 
2013-07-02 04:34:55 PM

Skarekrough: Dennis still comes up on the Top-Ten list of people who need a good punch in the cock.


This.  I came here to something similar.  But this sums it up.
 
2013-07-02 04:35:53 PM

lunkhed: Kissinger had one for bombing Cambodia so - no reason why not.


Honestly, it seems to me that the Nobel committee has a very strange definition of what it means to work for global peace. It's been doing that for quite some time. Whatever else can be said about Rodman (and not much of it is good), he really has done more than some of the Prize's more recent winners had when they got it. Which, of course, means he has no chance.
 
2013-07-02 04:39:05 PM
Since the Nobel committee seems to be using a different definition for "peace" than normal folks...

Sure, why not?
 
2013-07-02 04:40:18 PM
I can think of less deserving people who have won Nobel prizes.
 
2013-07-02 04:43:11 PM
Part of Rodman's quote from the article...

"Keeping us safe is really not my job; it's the black guy's [Obama's] job."


Did Rodman suddenly become "not black" while I wasn't looking?

Alternately, I can sort of understand him forgetting Obama's name; Rodman is that dumb, but to forget what color he is?
 
2013-07-02 04:52:40 PM
The thing has lost its credibility anyway. Give it to him so we can write it off as the bad joke it has become.
 
2013-07-02 04:54:03 PM
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"Not much of a disguise."
 
2013-07-02 04:54:49 PM

mithras_angel: Part of Rodman's quote from the article...

"Keeping us safe is really not my job; it's the black guy's [Obama's] job."


Did Rodman suddenly become "not black" while I wasn't looking?

Alternately, I can sort of understand him forgetting Obama's name; Rodman is that dumb, but to forget what color he is?


forgot the quote for my reply above...
Oh well. I fail.
 
2013-07-02 05:03:00 PM

Detriment: The thing has lost its credibility anyway. Give it to him so we can write it off as the bad joke it has become.


Yeah it seems so hard to take serious now. Cant wait til I get one. I can put it on the shelf next to my Time person of the year award.
 
2013-07-02 05:20:45 PM
Ya know, people in hell want ice water, too.

/Don't ask for a Nobel. Just farkin' EARN it and leave the world a better place than how you found it.
 
2013-07-02 05:22:10 PM

Rip Dashrock: No golf clap for the headline yet?


I liked it too & came in here to say that. Wonder if the Dennis haters know he paid for James Byrd's funeral.
 
2013-07-02 05:35:29 PM

cyberspacedout: The concept of an award seems to have eluded him.


To be fair, it seems to have eluded the Nobel committee as well.
 
2013-07-02 05:42:42 PM
I am not sure if he is just that stupid or he found out about the check that comes with it and figured it was worth a shot.
 
2013-07-02 06:42:31 PM
Didn't fatty Kim go nuts with threatening war against the U.S. etc. after Rodman visited NK last time? Sort of the reverse of peace?
 
2013-07-02 07:51:26 PM
I think Rodman did a really good job with Sly Stallone in Demolition Man.  That was around the time he was married to Pamela Anderson.
 
2013-07-02 08:17:55 PM
I'll send his name to the committee. I can do that, you know.

No, wait. That's the IgNobel Prizes. You have to be a scientist or somebody important to nominate for a Nobel.

Oh, well, a prize is a prize, right? I'd sooner have an IgNobel Prize than a Nobel Prize, a Razzy than an Oscar, a tin whistle than a Grammy.

Some people have both. In fact, Al Gore has an Oscar and a Nobel.

He still hasn't won the Razzy or the IgNobel Prize yet, though. So he has that to look forward to.
 
2013-07-02 08:45:37 PM
Right, because NK hasn't made any threats since Rodman was there.
 
2013-07-02 09:10:09 PM
Best Korea will give Rodman the highest medal that a BK citizen can obtain. And Dennis will be allowed to launch the next NK missile into the sea.

Can someone photoshop Kim Jon Un's face onto the creepy Burger King king?
 
2013-07-02 09:24:41 PM
Rodman>Gore>Fartbongo
 
2013-07-02 10:01:37 PM
Wasn't he banging Madonna?

Definitely deserves an award for that!

No Bull I Gotta Piece Prize
 
2013-07-03 12:21:59 AM

Millennium: lunkhed: Kissinger had one for bombing Cambodia so - no reason why not.

Honestly, it seems to me that the Nobel committee has a very strange definition of what it means to work for global peace. It's been doing that for quite some time. Whatever else can be said about Rodman (and not much of it is good), he really has done more than some of the Prize's more recent winners had when they got it. Which, of course, means he has no chance.


Unless there is something other than the NK visit, I suppose this might be true if you think some of the recent winners have a negative balance, which technically is lower than Rodman's zero.
 
2013-07-03 01:33:16 AM

caution: Didn't fatty Kim go nuts with threatening war against the U.S. etc. after Rodman visited NK last time? Sort of the reverse of peace?


Came here to say this.
 
2013-07-03 08:06:07 AM
OMG, he REALLY doesn't know that he is a laughing stock and legally retarded.
 
2013-07-03 08:12:29 AM

Copper Spork: Why not? They gave one to Obama.


Good point. They are both black and thus indistinguishable.

You are a genius.
 
2013-07-03 08:55:46 AM
Copper Spork Why not? They gave one to Obama.

Good point. They are both black and thus indistinguishable.

You are a genius.


That's really what you got out of that post?

Gee you're dumb
 
2013-07-03 12:26:17 PM
Cup_O_Jo - sounds like Oprah is doing the awards ceremony. "And you get a Peace Prize, and YOU get a..."
 
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