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(UPI)   Kaley Cuoco is dating the new Man of Steel. The Big Bang is no longer a theory   (upi.com) divider line 80
    More: Misc, Kaley Cuoco, new Man of Steel, Henry Cavill, Johnny Galecki, dating, Big Bang theory, Us Weekly, heartthrob  
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2013-07-02 02:21:56 PM
She's processing men at Taylor Swift levels of throughput.
 
2013-07-02 02:59:40 PM

Diogenes: She's processing men at Taylor Swift levels of throughput.


You mean 2 of them? Hell, it says she dated Galecki for 2 years. No worse than anyone I knew before my friends started getting married.
 
2013-07-02 03:00:15 PM
Wow...lucky biatch. Getting to crawl all over those rippling abs and pectorals...

Le sigh....

Not many men make me sit up and go "Oh myyyyyyyyy" but yeah, Henry Cavill did in MoS,
just like Chris Hemsworth in Thor, Bradley Cooper in A-Team, Christian Bale in American
Psycho, etc...

/ I am a very strange girl.
 
2013-07-02 03:02:10 PM

digitalrain: Not many men make me sit up and go "Oh myyyyyyyyy" but yeah, Henry Cavill did in MoS


Let me guess, oil rig rescue scene?
 
2013-07-02 03:02:40 PM
But... he's supposed to love me.
 
2013-07-02 03:05:46 PM
Screw him, she's the one with the sharp knees and all.
 
2013-07-02 03:06:01 PM
It's way too early to have so much Farkette heartbreak.


They're just dating. If it help think of her as a place holder.

/that's how the guys do it
 
2013-07-02 03:06:46 PM
I really, really like Kaley and I hope she finds Mr. Right and lives happily ever after. I will be *really* bummed if she becomes just another Hollywood slut-celeb....
 
2013-07-02 03:07:29 PM
pbs.twimg.com

Something tells me, and I can only assume, that she's been in a similar position to this one before.
 
2013-07-02 03:07:51 PM
That trite biatch!
 
2013-07-02 03:08:12 PM
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2013-07-02 03:10:09 PM

mark12A: I really, really like Kaley and I hope she finds Mr. Right and lives happily ever after. I will be *really* bummed if she becomes just another Hollywood slut-celeb....


She'll be fine. She doesn't really like her relationships being in the spotlight (hell no one knew she dated Galecki for 2 years until after they broke up). She's never been in any trouble either.
 
2013-07-02 03:11:43 PM
It's a bird....

Yup...it is.
 
2013-07-02 03:26:09 PM
Kaley could never have Henry's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle his sperm? I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child?
 
2013-07-02 03:28:40 PM
Isn't this life imitating art?

Hot blonde leaves nerdy actor for man hunk actor who plays Superman?
 
2013-07-02 03:29:48 PM

Mikey1969: Diogenes: She's processing men at Taylor Swift levels of throughput.

You mean 2 of them? Hell, it says she dated Galecki for 2 years. No worse than anyone I knew before my friends started getting married.


So, yes, Taylor Swift levels.

/something strange about the Taylor Swift slut-shaming of a 23-year-old virgin who never dates more than one guy at a time and has been dumped by more than one guy because she won't put out.
 
2013-07-02 03:34:42 PM

meanmutton: Mikey1969: Diogenes: She's processing men at Taylor Swift levels of throughput.

You mean 2 of them? Hell, it says she dated Galecki for 2 years. No worse than anyone I knew before my friends started getting married.

So, yes, Taylor Swift levels.

/something strange about the Taylor Swift slut-shaming of a 23-year-old virgin who never dates more than one guy at a time and has been dumped by more than one guy because she won't put out.


She's not going to put out for you.
 
2013-07-02 03:34:44 PM
So Superman is dating Supergirl?
 
2013-07-02 03:35:13 PM

meanmutton: /something strange about the Taylor Swift slut-shaming of a 23-year-old virgin who never dates more than one guy at a time and has been dumped by more than one guy because she won't put out.


Are you serious? She just sits around with her legs in the air, waiting for the next guy to come along.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-02 03:35:25 PM

digitalrain: Wow...lucky biatch. Getting to crawl all over those rippling abs and pectorals...

Le sigh....

Not many men make me sit up and go "Oh myyyyyyyyy" but yeah, Henry Cavill did in MoS,
just like Chris Hemsworth in Thor, Bradley Cooper in A-Team, Christian Bale in American
Psycho, etc...

/ I am a very strange girl.


Basically you like athletically-built men who are about 5'7"-5'9" tall? How's that strange in any way?

/Yes ladies, most Hollywood actors are short, and are filmed to look taller than they really are.
 
2013-07-02 03:37:27 PM
Man of Steel, Woman of Flesh?
 
2013-07-02 03:44:01 PM

docmattic: Man of Steel, Woman of Flesh?


The joke is more "Man of Steel, Woman of tissue paper"

PizzaJedi81: I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back


case in point
 
2013-07-02 03:48:15 PM
Superman flew over the Cuoco's nest
 
2013-07-02 03:50:03 PM

PizzaJedi81: Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle his sperm?


The Stealth Hippopotamus: case in point


I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung-up on super hero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it.
 
2013-07-02 03:51:23 PM
Skanky AND skinny fat. This low rent Christina Applegate impersonator will be doing straight to SyFy movies within 5 years.
 
2013-07-02 03:53:16 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: docmattic: Man of Steel, Woman of Flesh?

The joke is more "Man of Steel, Woman of tissue paper"

PizzaJedi81: I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back

case in point


To be precise, "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" by Larry Niven.

/+1 to Google
 
2013-07-02 03:53:40 PM

JohnnyCanuck: But he'll outgrow it.


I'd give Kaley something she'd outgrow, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-07-02 03:57:10 PM

verbaltoxin: digitalrain: Wow...lucky biatch. Getting to crawl all over those rippling abs and pectorals...

Le sigh....

Not many men make me sit up and go "Oh myyyyyyyyy" but yeah, Henry Cavill did in MoS,
just like Chris Hemsworth in Thor, Bradley Cooper in A-Team, Christian Bale in American
Psycho, etc...

/ I am a very strange girl.

Basically you like athletically-built men who are about 5'7"-5'9" tall? How's that strange in any way?

/Yes ladies, most Hollywood actors are short, and are filmed to look taller than they really are.


Uh, not always true.

Henry Cavill - 6' 1"
Chris Hemsworth - 6' 3¼"
Bradley Cooper - 6' 1"
Christian Bale - 6'

Not everybody is Cruise and Stallone.
 
2013-07-02 03:59:13 PM

PizzaJedi81: I'd give Kaley something she'd outgrow, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.


I'd give her a sex organ she can hang up on, if YOU know what I mean, and I think you do!
 
2013-07-02 04:00:55 PM

Diogenes: She's processing men at Taylor Swift levels of throughput.


Which is half-speed of the Olivia Munn level.
 
2013-07-02 04:01:07 PM
wow, only one post of Kaley pics and someone white knighting for Taylor Swift.  Fark, I am disappointed.
 
2013-07-02 04:03:37 PM

ManateeGag: wow, only one post of Kaley pics and someone white knighting for Taylor Swift.  Fark, I am disappointed.


I have something white for Taylor Swift, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-07-02 04:10:34 PM
cdn.ph.upi.com

not.... a great picture.
 
2013-07-02 04:10:35 PM
Kaley is ok but not as hot as everyone says. She's probably a workplace 8 and a night club/well attended bar 6.5.

She has nice boobs, though.
 
2013-07-02 04:13:09 PM
And her face looks fat even though her body necessarily isn't. She has that roundface similar to Amanda Bynes...although, crazy aside, Amanda was much hotter in her prime.
 
2013-07-02 04:14:40 PM

FlashHarry: [cdn.ph.upi.com image 314x354]

not.... a great picture.


Why is there a picture of Pink in an article about Kaley Cuoco?

pc-uploads.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-07-02 04:27:45 PM
My mind can only process her last name as "cloaca".
 
2013-07-02 04:27:51 PM

Bonkthat_Again: Isn't this life imitating art?

Hot blonde leaves nerdy actor for man hunk actor who plays Superman?


Why wasn't this the FARK headline?
 
2013-07-02 04:31:43 PM

digitalrain: Wow...lucky biatch. Getting to crawl all over those rippling abs and pectorals...

Le sigh....

Not many men make me sit up and go "Oh myyyyyyyyy" but yeah, Henry Cavill did in MoS,
just like Chris Hemsworth in Thor, Bradley Cooper in A-Team, Christian Bale in American
Psycho, etc...

/ I am a very strange girl.


There's nothing like being dragged by your wife and daughter to see "Man of Steel" and watching then high-five each other when Mr. Cavill walks out of the water without a shirt on.

/Has a friend who adores Bale
//She would gladly let him......

i78.photobucket.com

///......DRILL HER!!!
 
2013-07-02 04:34:30 PM

Rann Xerox: digitalrain: Wow...lucky biatch. Getting to crawl all over those rippling abs and pectorals...

Le sigh....

Not many men make me sit up and go "Oh myyyyyyyyy" but yeah, Henry Cavill did in MoS,
just like Chris Hemsworth in Thor, Bradley Cooper in A-Team, Christian Bale in American
Psycho, etc...

/ I am a very strange girl.

There's nothing like being dragged by your wife and daughter to see "Man of Steel" and watching then high-five each other when Mr. Cavill walks out of the water without a shirt on.

/Has a friend who adores Bale
//She would gladly let him......

[i78.photobucket.com image 600x400]

///......DRILL HER!!!


Oh, come on, Biff Tannen...that's a nail gun.
 
2013-07-02 04:38:54 PM

PizzaJedi81: Rann Xerox: digitalrain: Wow...lucky biatch. Getting to crawl all over those rippling abs and pectorals...

Le sigh....

Not many men make me sit up and go "Oh myyyyyyyyy" but yeah, Henry Cavill did in MoS,
just like Chris Hemsworth in Thor, Bradley Cooper in A-Team, Christian Bale in American
Psycho, etc...

/ I am a very strange girl.

There's nothing like being dragged by your wife and daughter to see "Man of Steel" and watching then high-five each other when Mr. Cavill walks out of the water without a shirt on.

/Has a friend who adores Bale
//She would gladly let him......

[i78.photobucket.com image 600x400]

///......DRILL NAIL HER!!!

Oh, come on, Biff Tannen...that's a nail gun.


Better?  ;-)
 
2013-07-02 04:44:07 PM
Not having seen the Big Bang Theory, I'm unfamiliar with her.
 
2013-07-02 04:51:29 PM

WienerButt: Kaley is ok but not as hot as everyone says. She's probably a workplace 8 and a night club/well attended bar 6.5.

She has nice boobs, though.


What "just ok" might look like:

images.hotcelebshome.com
 
2013-07-02 04:53:27 PM
Something about this seems so... trendy.

Oh he's a big deal now because Superman? Now she dates him.

/TBBT is awesome, one of my favs
 
2013-07-02 04:54:22 PM

Psycoholic_Slag: WienerButt: Kaley is ok but not as hot as everyone says. She's probably a workplace 8 and a night club/well attended bar 6.5.

She has nice boobs, though.

What "just ok" might look like:

[images.hotcelebshome.com image 550x748]


Didn't even make it to my bunk...
 
2013-07-02 04:55:31 PM
What happened to the Red Head from 8 simple rules?
 
2013-07-02 04:56:02 PM

sure haven't: Something about this seems so... trendy.

Oh he's a big deal now because Superman? Now she dates him.


static.someecards.com
 
2013-07-02 04:57:08 PM

WienerButt: Kaley is ok but not as hot as everyone says. She's probably a workplace 8 and a night club/well attended bar 6.5.


You're late studman69.
 
2013-07-02 05:11:15 PM

Mikey1969: Diogenes: She's processing men at Taylor Swift levels of throughput.

You mean 2 of them? Hell, it says she dated Galecki for 2 years. No worse than anyone I knew before my friends started getting married.


Wait a minute - he got to hit that in REAL LIFE?

My existence has no meaning anymore.
 
2013-07-02 05:14:51 PM

mark12A: I really, really like Kaley and I hope she finds Mr. Right and lives happily ever after. I will be *really* bummed if she becomes just another Hollywood slut-celeb....


As opposed to Clooney, DiCaprio, Kutcher, et. al.?
 
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