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(Longmont Times-Call)   Darth warmed over: Colorado man seeks heat-running record in Death Valley -- in a Vader costume   (timescall.com) divider line 24
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2013-07-02 02:32:16 PM  
Ah, job security.
 
2013-07-02 02:32:41 PM  
static.comicvine.com
 
2013-07-02 02:32:42 PM  
static.tvtropes.org

Good luck!
 
2013-07-02 02:33:04 PM  
A real runner would do it in a Jabba the Hutt costume.
 
2013-07-02 02:34:08 PM  
You must smell like feet wrapped in leathery burnt bacon
 
2013-07-02 02:34:27 PM  

Cagey B: A real runner would do it in a Jabba the Hutt costume.


This isn't a tea party rally, son.
 
2013-07-02 02:36:06 PM  
Darwin seen warming up the bullpen...
 
2013-07-02 02:38:15 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: You must smell like feet wrapped in leathery burnt bacon


Roasted pig feet wrapped in bacon?  Mmmm Hmmm!
 
2013-07-02 02:40:36 PM  
extras.mnginteractive.com

You know? I don't think Darth and Chewey were ever jogging buddies.
and/or

With the Nike eWokers(TM) you too can go where no one has ever gone before.
 
2013-07-02 02:41:11 PM  
nevseoboi.com.ua

I find your attention whoring disturbing.
 
2013-07-02 02:43:52 PM  

hardinparamedic: Cagey B: A real runner would do it in a Jabba the Hutt costume.

This isn't a tea party rally, son.


Come on man, you are better then random political trolling.
 
2013-07-02 02:45:06 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: [extras.mnginteractive.com image 500x354]

You know? I don't think Darth and Chewey were ever jogging buddies.
and/or

With the Nike eWokers(TM) you too can go where no one has ever gone before.


The guy in the Wookie suit might die.

As for Vader, call me back when he's wearing leather.
 
2013-07-02 02:47:22 PM  

SearchN: hardinparamedic: Cagey B: A real runner would do it in a Jabba the Hutt costume.

This isn't a tea party rally, son.

Come on man, you are better then random political trolling.


Okay, Fine. This isn't the Paula Dean show. Better?
 
2013-07-02 02:47:56 PM  

bittermang: [static.comicvine.com image 308x400]


ONE GODDAMN SECOND!!!!!

/shiat
 
2013-07-02 02:49:43 PM  
Heck, I hate running on 90 degree days when it's even slightly humid.  Even a dry heat is still heat.

/guy has a decent mile time for wearing a costume.
 
2013-07-02 02:53:34 PM  
The force is strong with this one.
 
2013-07-02 03:04:55 PM  
what an idiot.  seriously.  what is wrong with people.
 
2013-07-02 03:05:41 PM  
Kevin72 at Death Valley 15 pounds heavier than I am today. In the days before the 2012 FARK Convention in Las Vegas. Temp about 78º then.
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2013-07-02 03:05:50 PM  
Well, some comedian did say once that the Army could be training soldiers by making them do rounds at the Disney parks in the costumes. They wear several pounds of cloth and whatever supporting undercarriage in various types of weather, getting occasionaly pummeled, and maintaining a placid, agreeable demeanor, or at least trying to. Then again, it was also suggested troops could attack in full Disney regalia, and really freak the enemy out. A full platoon of desert-camo Goofys would vapor-lock most observers for a few crucial seconds.
 
2013-07-02 03:10:22 PM  
Do the run as Admiral Ackbar then I'll be impressed.
 
2013-07-02 03:10:59 PM  
Darth warmed over: Colorado man seeks heat-running record in Death Valley -- in a Vader costumestroke.

FTFY subby
 
2013-07-02 03:55:13 PM  

Optimal_Illusion: Then again, it was also suggested troops could attack in full Disney regalia, and really freak the enemy out. A full platoon of desert-camo Goofys would vapor-lock most observers for a few crucial seconds.


I seriously think the first time it happened the opposing force would be seriously freaked out. After that it would become a tourist attraction.

I'm also thinking Marines would be wearing Donald Duck.
And Seals could be Ariel...
 
2013-07-02 05:21:58 PM  
whatsupchuck: The force stench is strong with this one.

FTFY
 
2013-07-02 07:10:33 PM  
This was an ok headline. A great headline would have stopped after the third word.

/Don't explain the joke!
 
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