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(Opposing Views)   Over-planning your bank robbery by having a to-do list with "rob bank" written on it is no way to pull off a bank heist, son   (opposingviews.com) divider line 30
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2013-07-02 10:13:52 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-02 10:26:31 AM  

WelldeadLink: [i.imgur.com image 316x195]


But what does "abt" mean?

/first thing I thought of, too
 
2013-07-02 10:51:09 AM  
If you are so cool about robbing banks that you forget you have one planned.  You are really good, or really stupid.
 
2013-07-02 11:04:29 AM  
www.opposingviews.com

.......yeah.
 
2013-07-02 11:06:22 AM  
1.Do not make a bank robbery "to do" list.
2...
 
2013-07-02 11:06:41 AM  
On the up side, he won't have to worry about paying his rent for awhile.
 
2013-07-02 11:09:59 AM  
static.guim.co.uk #

Obscure?
 
2013-07-02 11:10:23 AM  
I am an EXCEPTIONAL thief*

*check all definitions in dictionary
 
2013-07-02 11:12:42 AM  

ThunderChild: [static.guim.co.uk image 372x192] #

Obscure?


Not at all.  It's pretty clear that both guy in the story and the picture wrote down that they were planning a bank robbery.
 
2013-07-02 11:17:37 AM  
up.autotitre.com
 
2013-07-02 11:19:45 AM  
 
2013-07-02 11:20:21 AM  
simpsonitos.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-02 11:20:28 AM  
The Westies are known as an Irish-American gang that has traditionally operated out of Manhattan's Hell's Kitchen.

www.opposingviews.com
 
OOF
2013-07-02 11:22:22 AM  

lewismarktwo: Obligatory: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkAQLLbJbDw&feature=player_detailpage#t=6s "Things to do"


Beat me to it.

/leaving satisfied
 
2013-07-02 11:31:41 AM  
I was briefly assigned to teach at an "alternative school" where one of my teenage students was a convicted bank robber, caught because he left his school backpack in the field next to the bank.

One goal in his IEP was "improve organizational skills".

/the value of an education is great
 
2013-07-02 11:34:29 AM  
I would write something like RB. Then I would buy a Wynonie Harris CD and worry that I was forgetting something, but feel alright about it.
 
2013-07-02 11:47:07 AM  
"Smith explained that he needed cash to pay off debts, including money owed to his lawyer, credit cards and rent,"

Wait you decided to rob a bank to pay your lawyer back?

wow...
 
2013-07-02 11:48:10 AM  
maybe he was meeting someone named 'rob bank'
 
2013-07-02 11:48:10 AM  
Did I read that right? He was going to hire a livery cab to rob the bank?

Westies, huh?
 
2013-07-02 11:49:34 AM  
i236.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-02 12:15:32 PM  
What a Westie might look like:

farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2013-07-02 12:26:42 PM  

Quinzy: "Smith explained that he needed cash to pay off debts, including money owed to his lawyer, credit cards and rent,"

Wait you decided to rob a bank to pay your lawyer back?

wow...


Matt Murdoch don't come cheap these days.
 
2013-07-02 12:30:21 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-02 12:31:15 PM  
These informant driven cases bother me.  A lot of times the details really boil down to entrapment (by proxy).
 
2013-07-02 01:08:36 PM  
I heard it once from a farker on here wiser than I, possibly tweakier than I, that meth-heads like to obsessively hash out plans. What do you do when you make a plan?

Make a list.

/Rob a bank? On meth, it's normal.
//And probably the only way I could
///gotta be faster than the camera
 
2013-07-02 01:13:34 PM  
Right about now
You are about to be possessed
By the sounds of
MC Rob Bank
And DJ EZ Rock!

/hit it!
 
2013-07-02 01:35:29 PM  
The Westies are known as an Irish-American gang that has traditionally operated out of Manhattan's Hell's Kitchen. After ceasing operations in the late 1980s, it has been reported that the gang resumed activities last year.

Well they're off to an amazing start.

I can't believe he was going to take a cab to New Paltz. Something tells me he imagined this would be the getaway vehicle as well.
 
2013-07-02 01:57:16 PM  
 
2013-07-02 02:14:38 PM  
kithfans.com
 
2013-07-02 02:45:23 PM  
Stringer' Bell: N******, is you taking notes on a criminal farking conspiracy?
 
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