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(Boston Herald)   Rapist from out of town doesn't realize victim just ran into a police station   (bostonherald.com) divider line 36
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2013-07-02 10:46:14 AM
Maybe the victim should have looked where she was going.
I bet running into a police station really hurts; most of them are built with bricks.
 
2013-07-02 10:47:06 AM
Can you blame him, he'd from Vaginera.
 
2013-07-02 10:47:36 AM
The only way the story would be better is if the cops tased the rapist or shot him in the balls or something.

Hopefully they accidentally assisted the guy to the ground.

/alleged rapist... allegedly and shiat
 
2013-07-02 10:48:52 AM
So a rapist rapist runs into a police station...
 
2013-07-02 10:50:01 AM
What a moron. May as well had his dick out the whole time and screaming "YOU FORGOT TO LICK IT OFF! GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!" while he was at it.
 
2013-07-02 10:52:10 AM

legion_of_doo: The only way the story would be better is if the cops tased the rapist or shot him in the balls or something.

Hopefully they accidentally assisted the guy to the ground.

/alleged rapist... allegedly and shiat


Somebody had this entire thing on camera and it was set to Yakety Sax.
/ftffark
 
2013-07-02 10:53:01 AM
Excuse me while I whip this out.
 
2013-07-02 10:53:57 AM
You know, while I find it horrible that she was raped and threatened (as well as what he did to her kid)....

I find this freaking hilarious.  I mean, just how farking stupid is this idiot?  And lady, please tell me you broke up with him pretty quick after you realized just how stupid he is.
 
2013-07-02 10:57:05 AM
"Intent"? How did you establish "intent"?
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2013-07-02 10:57:41 AM
Wonder what was going through his mind? Apparently not a bullet.
 
2013-07-02 11:00:29 AM

BitwiseShift: Wonder what was going through his mind? Apparently Unfortunately not a bullet.


FTFM
 
2013-07-02 11:01:41 AM
Condolences and kudos to the victim. Scorn for the perpetrator.

/miniature American flags for others?
 
2013-07-02 11:05:24 AM
Under the jail.   Please put.
 
2013-07-02 11:05:36 AM
Police Sgt. John Delaney said Aponte is a Virginia resident and may have been unaware the building is a police - See more at: http://bostonherald.com/news_opinion/local_coverage/2013/07/cops_rapi s t_followed_his_victim_to_police_station#sthash.RyXRl15R.dpuf
Police Sgt. John Delaney said Aponte is a Virginia resident and may have been unaware the building is a police station


Damn I thought Subby was trying to be funny.


But seriously, how do you not know that the building you are standing in front of is a police station? Do police stations in Springfield not have the words Police Station or Precinct displayed on them in very big letters? But I guess that is the type of stupidity you can expect from a person who rapes a woman that he knows, then tells her she better not tell the cops and expects that she won't.
 
2013-07-02 11:10:30 AM

MBooda: So a rapist rapist runs into a police station...


the rapist rapist might already be in prison
 
2013-07-02 11:12:21 AM
Do police stations in Springfield not have the words Police Station or Precinct displayed on them in very big letters?


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2013-07-02 11:12:23 AM
Sounds like more of a Shelbyville kinda thing.
 
2013-07-02 11:13:04 AM
No, you have the wrong number. This is 9-1....2."
 
2013-07-02 11:20:11 AM
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Oblig
 
2013-07-02 11:21:44 AM
How come this article prominently features a police station in Springfield and it took a dozen comments before someone posted anything Simpsons related? That's unconscionable.
 
2013-07-02 11:53:04 AM

ongbok: But seriously, how do you not know that the building you are standing in front of is a police station? Do police stations in Springfield not have the words Police Station or Precinct displayed on them in very big letters? But I guess that is the type of stupidity you can expect from a person who rapes a woman that he knows, then tells her she better not tell the cops and expects that she won't.


Not to dilute the funny in this thread about dumbass rapists, but most rapists expect and get exactly what they ask for when they tell their victims not to to tell anyone, the cops most especially.  The history of this country dragging victims through the mud in a desperate attempt to clear the rapist means most attacks go unreported. This is not news.

/it's fark.
 
2013-07-02 11:55:24 AM

teenytinycornteeth: ongbok: But seriously, how do you not know that the building you are standing in front of is a police station? Do police stations in Springfield not have the words Police Station or Precinct displayed on them in very big letters? But I guess that is the type of stupidity you can expect from a person who rapes a woman that he knows, then tells her she better not tell the cops and expects that she won't.

Not to dilute the funny in this thread about dumbass rapists, but most rapists expect and get exactly what they ask for when they tell their victims not to to tell anyone, the cops most especially.  The history of this country dragging victims through the mud in a desperate attempt to clear the rapist means most attacks go unreported. This is not news.

/it's fark.


Bears repeating, unfortunately.

/I'll take my miniature American flag, thanks!
 
2013-07-02 12:01:49 PM
oh, hes from virginia? he probably went to Landon. those boys sure do love em some rape.
 
2013-07-02 12:09:03 PM
Exactly why I only rape in areas I'm familiar with.
 
2013-07-02 12:24:44 PM
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2013-07-02 12:31:05 PM

teenytinycornteeth: ongbok: But seriously, how do you not know that the building you are standing in front of is a police station? Do police stations in Springfield not have the words Police Station or Precinct displayed on them in very big letters? But I guess that is the type of stupidity you can expect from a person who rapes a woman that he knows, then tells her she better not tell the cops and expects that she won't.

Not to dilute the funny in this thread about dumbass rapists, but most rapists expect and get exactly what they ask for when they tell their victims not to to tell anyone, the cops most especially.  The history of this country dragging victims through the mud in a desperate attempt to clear the rapist means most attacks go unreported. This is not news.

/it's fark.


And I'd wager that he knew full well that it was a police station, but he's one of the special psychopaths we were discussing in the psychopath/sociopath CEO thread the other day--very focused, self-centered, ruthless, and enraged rather than S-M-R-T. More scary than laughable, because he's the kind of nut who will keep coming after you, as he did in this case. It's a wonder he didn't chase her right into the police station and try to kill her there, but he was probably pacing outside wondering how he might do it and not get tackled and tazed by a dozen cops.
 
2013-07-02 12:39:33 PM
This site is going to get pretty boring if the same articles get posted everyday.  Is this the third or fourth day this was posted?
 
2013-07-02 12:42:14 PM

IRQ12: This site is going to get pretty boring if the same articles get posted everyday.  Is this the third or fourth day this was posted?


No, this is the first day.  You are just re-living the same day over and over again.
 
2013-07-02 12:49:18 PM
I feel bad for the victim, however I think it's funny how the cops said that it was her quick thinking to report the incident as the reason they, the cops, we're able to apprehend he dickweed so quickly.

/ummm noes.
//he's outside btw, go get him.
 
2013-07-02 12:56:46 PM

ongbok: But I guess that is the type of stupidity you can expect from a person who rapes a woman that he knows, then tells her she better not tell the cops and expects that she won't.


Despite the stereotypes, it turns out that most rapists actually know their victims. Despite this, the reporting rate is still quite low.
 
2013-07-02 01:00:34 PM

aaeko: IRQ12: This site is going to get pretty boring if the same articles get posted everyday.  Is this the third or fourth day this was posted?

No, this is the first day.  You are just re-living the same day over and over again.


Damn it.  I knew if I was going to live a groundhog day it would be a slow news day. :(
 
2013-07-02 01:34:14 PM
Urban planners, take note.

If police stations (and precinct headquarters in the larger cities) were redesigned to look like convenience stores, bookstores, boutiques, Walmarts, etc., we might have a lot more of these successful captures.

Just put a LITTLE sign out front that reads, "Psst, this is really a police station!" Criminals never read small signs. True fact.
 
2013-07-02 01:35:45 PM
So... did she untie her kid?
 
2013-07-02 01:39:46 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: MBooda: So a rapist rapist runs into a police station...

the rapist rapist might already be in prison


You both said rapist twice.
 
2013-07-02 01:45:05 PM
This is one of those cases where I fully support the "he tripped getting into the jail cell" train of events.
 
2013-07-02 02:26:41 PM
This article, as with all rape articles, makes me want the conservative wingnut perspective.  Was this rape-rape since he did it in front of her son and held a knife to her throat or doesn't this count as rape-rape since she previously banged him and she might have been wearing suggestive lingerie when he burst through the door?
 
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