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(Yahoo)   If you're a vegan mother who isn't producing enough milk to breast feed, you might consider: a) altering your diet b) switching to formula or c) using other mothers' milk. Wait a minute - trick question. Breast milk isn't vegan   (omg.yahoo.com) divider line 55
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2013-07-02 10:17:21 AM
14 votes:
Is this just for women with children.

How do they feel about adult homemade mozzarella celebrity cheese fetishists?  I'm asking for a friend.
2013-07-02 10:13:01 AM
14 votes:
Using another woman's breast milk to feed your baby? This has never been done in the history of ever. We're breaking new ground here, people.
2013-07-02 11:01:29 AM
9 votes:
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2013-07-02 11:42:41 AM
5 votes:
first, any single woman can have issues breast feeding, but if issues are common in your diet-based community, maybe there's a problem with your diet.

second, if Alicia Silverstone was my mother, I'd breast feed until my mid-20s
2013-07-02 11:48:05 AM
4 votes:
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2013-07-02 11:31:12 AM
4 votes:

gopher321: Silverstone has been rather vocal about her unique parenting style since the birth of her son, Bear Blu

*facepalm*


Scoff all you want, but he's already on his way to being a spokesperson.

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2013-07-02 12:24:08 PM
3 votes:

Pray 4 Mojo: If your diet is causing your inability to properly feed your baby... maybe there's another, simpler solution.


Ditch the baby
2013-07-02 11:36:16 AM
3 votes:
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2013-07-02 11:35:00 AM
3 votes:

WhippingBoy: Aren't cows "someone else's mother"?


Depends.  Are we talking about your mom?
2013-07-02 11:34:22 AM
3 votes:
Now with extra Heppy B.
2013-07-02 10:21:59 AM
3 votes:
 Ten months later, she famously posted a video sharing how she straight from her own mouth with food she pre-chewed, a practice known as premastication.

Bird in brain in deed.

I wonder if you can suck on someone else's boobs and then deposit the milk in your kid's mouth?
2013-07-02 01:48:38 PM
2 votes:

brap: Is this just for women with children.

How do they feel about adult homemade mozzarella celebrity cheese fetishists?  I'm asking for a friend.


I've had human milk mozzarella. It's delicious.
2013-07-02 01:42:24 PM
2 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: Just for the record, vegans do not object to breastfeeding.


That's not true.  The last one put up quit a fight!
2013-07-02 01:34:11 PM
2 votes:

legion_of_doo: ajax6677: Not sure why she gets flack for the video about chewing up food for her baby. I've done that several times when we have gone out to eat. It's so much easier to just share food off your plate. We like to make sure he gets enough protien but he doesn't have enough teeth to chew the steak on his own yet.
Was the video that weird, cuz it just seems like a normal mom-thing to me?

So you chew the food in your mouth, and then bend over your child, and pass the food from your mouth to your child's mouth?


Only when they're eating in restaurants.  It would be weird to do it at home.
2013-07-02 12:43:32 PM
2 votes:
"We taught a lion to eat tofu..."
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

Oh, and, "You can't OWN property man!"
i1.ytimg.com
2013-07-02 12:22:51 PM
2 votes:
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Greg : "Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples."


Jack : Oh?....I have nipples, Greg, ... can you milk me?
2013-07-02 11:57:18 AM
2 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: Bathia_Mapes: Just for the record, vegans do not object to breastfeeding.

Blatent hipocracy.


Breasts have nothing to do with hips
2013-07-02 11:54:42 AM
2 votes:
Praise the vegans for leaving more real food for real people.


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2013-07-02 11:44:30 AM
2 votes:
Can you imagine how horrible it would be to have a conversation with this woman?
2013-07-02 11:37:20 AM
2 votes:
I sort of understand the concept and the spirit of vegans, but why work around the natural process of breast feeding if you don't HAVE to?  Human bodies evolved over many tens of thousands of years to do something that amazing.  What these vegans are doing is unnatural and potentially harmful.  And really, if you're that much of a disciplined vegan trying to live a certain way, probably the most natural and vegan thing you can do is to just let that little meat-needing sucker die.
2013-07-02 11:33:24 AM
2 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: Just for the record, vegans do not object to breastfeeding.


Blatent hipocracy.
2013-07-02 11:32:55 AM
2 votes:

gopher321: Silverstone has been rather vocal about her unique parenting style since the birth of her son, Bear Blu

*facepalm*


You're my bear, Blu.
2013-07-02 11:32:52 AM
2 votes:
Aren't cows "someone else's mother"?
2013-07-02 07:32:49 PM
1 votes:
noitsnot:

So, I understand what Mr./Ms. Hooker apparently psychically read out of your brain, but I still don't understand what point you are trying to make about Medicare specifically.

That Medicare (and Medicaid too) costs so much because Americans are in bad shape. Not that hard to figure out. Not sure why it popped up in a breastfeeding thread, but it's more interesting than what usually happens in a breastfeeding thread, so I went with it.

And that's MISS Smelly Pirate Hooker to you.
2013-07-02 07:28:41 PM
1 votes:

fusillade762: I could be wrong, but I don't think selling breast milk is legal in all states.


That's why you got to get that Cambodian stuff.

/You make my day-ay!
2013-07-02 03:02:13 PM
1 votes:

a_room_with_a_moose: All I know is that my canines didn't evolve for eating lettuce.

/bloody meat FTW


My canine teeth aren't even pointy. I evolved to eat cheese.
2013-07-02 02:42:54 PM
1 votes:

legion_of_doo: You're the jerk... jerk: StaleCoffee: We're in NJ and exempt from vax laws not because we don't believe in vaccines but we wanted to wait until our kids were older and their immune systems had more time to develop. Call me a nutter, fine, but I have farked up a lot of things in my life, I want to be careful not to fark up my kids too badly. I know all the arguments in both directions but I think immunizing our kids from 7 to 12 is a reasonable frame of time

Stupid or troll?  It is obvious you did not investigate this issue by looking at pier reviewed journals

I'd guess that ship has already sailed, anyway.


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2013-07-02 02:29:45 PM
1 votes:

Magorn: Well it helps if you are white...


Oh. You're one of THOSE people. Your racism disgusts me. :)
2013-07-02 01:48:35 PM
1 votes:

TheShavingofOccam123: There was a huge uproar in Phoenix when some mother left her child in daycare and one of the workers, when the kid was being fussy and hard to handle, whipped out her breast and suckled the kid.


Breast milk from a poor person is unclean.
2013-07-02 01:25:45 PM
1 votes:

PsiChick: Nana's Vibrator: I sort of understand the concept and the spirit of vegans, but why work around the natural process of breast feeding if you don't HAVE to?  Human bodies evolved over many tens of thousands of years to do something that amazing.  What these vegans are doing is unnatural and potentially harmful.  And really, if you're that much of a disciplined vegan trying to live a certain way, probably the most natural and vegan thing you can do is to just let that little meat-needing sucker die.

Or you could RTFA and find out that vegans are a-ok with breastfeeding, since the mother is capable of consenting to give her milk to her child.


Is it okay for vegans to eat animals that died of natural causes?
2013-07-02 01:21:17 PM
1 votes:

tuna fingers: Kuta:
Any group which chooses to believe their behavior is RIGHT will NECESSARILY believe that the behavior of others is WRONG. But vegans are choosing to act against their biology. This causes lots of problems. Some people have the will to overcome, but that's not always a good thing as is evidenced here.

It should be noted that consuming the milks of other beasts is against our biology too.

/I love cheese.


As a mutant that has inherited the trait of being able to digest lactose well into adulthood, so I am biologically able to digest it, I say, "Pass the Gouda".
2013-07-02 01:13:38 PM
1 votes:
www.codinghorror.com
Alicia Silverstone is kind of crazy but also kind of hot.
2013-07-02 12:50:30 PM
1 votes:
Geesh Fark, no pictures yet?

www.rex-fox.com

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2013-07-02 12:36:56 PM
1 votes:

factoryconnection: "I care enough about my baby to breastfeed it and seek out extra milk when I can't produce, but not so much that I'll accept any from someone that might have eaten some cheese in the last decade."

Is this to make sure that the kids don't get any veterinary antibiotics or hormones?  Because the proteins and fats in breastmilk are generated from broken-down food nutrients in the mom's body... there isn't any "cow" left in the milk.

I guess this makes it 100% clear that her kids are raised vegan as well.  Hmmm...


IT's because if you fed the kids formula or god forbid, milk from a non-vegan, you'd completely destroy the kid's superpowers before they even had a chance to develop.

/Scott Pilgrim was a documentary
// Attention Vegan Women:  producing breat milk is one of the basic functions of a female human body.  when a woman's body stops producing enough of it, it is a clear sign something is VERY VERY wrong.  Usually only happens when the woman is STARVING to death.
2013-07-02 12:31:57 PM
1 votes:
so, do Vegans swallow when giving BJ's?
2013-07-02 12:30:39 PM
1 votes:

likefunbutnot: One of my cousins is raising her three kids on a life-long vegan diet. The oldest is 12 and he's physically smaller than seven and eight year old kids from other relatives.


Smaller people consume less and love Earth more.  Except hobbits--they dig into mother Earth and eat tremendous amounts.  Filthy, nasty hobbitses.
2013-07-02 12:15:24 PM
1 votes:

Luse: The donor milk is almost certainly not from a strict vegan. We've already established they can't produce enough even for their own young.
Face it, you are a broken specimen due to your own decisions.


a la the Shakers.
2013-07-02 12:14:48 PM
1 votes:

tuna fingers: Here's a factoid for you. The great U S of A ranks 34th in the world regarding infant mortality rate.
Cuba does a better job with delivering babies. Very few countries dope up mom/baby like we do, and no other country has C-sections like we do.


Read the caveat:

Note that due to differences in reporting, these numbers may not be comparable across countries; while the WHO recommendation is that all children who show signs of life should be recorded as live births, in many countries this standard is not followed, artificially lowering their infant mortality rates relative to countries which follow those standards.
2013-07-02 12:12:07 PM
1 votes:

Mrbogey: The My Little Pony Killer: Wow, I was thinking of switching my cat over to raw food for the nutrition, but something more along the lines of meats, not the ingredients for my salad.

If you feed your cats raw meat, make sure you include taurine, vitamin E, and B vitamins supplements. Most muscle meat doesn't have enough of those in it to give them full nutrition.


So, ground beef and Red Bull?  Sweet, I was already making that anyway...
2013-07-02 12:08:47 PM
1 votes:

gopher321: Silverstone has been rather vocal about her unique parenting style since the birth of her son, Bear Blu

*facepalm*


Does he live in a Big House?
2013-07-02 11:58:10 AM
1 votes:
Being vegan is so natural and healthy it interferes with your body's natural healthy processes.

Also...

"Silverstone has been rather vocal about her unique parenting style"

I see my SOP regarding religious zealots applies here. As soon as they mention their religion just turn and walk away.
2013-07-02 11:54:58 AM
1 votes:
f1.pepst.com
When you say I can't have a hamburger, what do you really mean?
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/people always have to be difficult
//kids are starving right now
2013-07-02 11:54:27 AM
1 votes:
Isn't all milk "breast milk"?
2013-07-02 11:53:24 AM
1 votes:

LordBeavis: theorellior: gopher321: Silverstone has been rather vocal about her unique parenting style since the birth of her son, Bear Blu

I have an acquaintance who named her son "Bear". I don't quite get the logic, but whatevs. So far I've resisted the urge to say things like, "Feeling cranky and fussy? Better drink my own piss!"

The name "Bear" is fine and dandy in the ghey community.  Let's hope the kid doesn't turn out to be a twink, though, or it could get confusing.


A.W.
/Gave my kids names AND instructions: "You don't like your name? That's the worst thing I've ever done to you? Well, first of all, that makes me the greatest mother the planet has ever known. Second, the minute you turn 18 you can change it, so go ahead. It's just a name"
2013-07-02 11:53:04 AM
1 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Can you imagine how horrible it would be to have a conversation with this woman?


I would be too busy eating a bacon double cheeseburger to listen, anyways
2013-07-02 11:50:30 AM
1 votes:

jshine: borg: It's vegan if it's your own being used to feed your child(ren).

How so?  Milk is obviously an animal product.  This just happens to be milk from a species of large, hairless ape rather than from a cow.


Vegan wymin aren't particularly known for being "hairless".
2013-07-02 11:50:13 AM
1 votes:

Pray 4 Mojo: If your diet is causing your inability to properly feed your baby... maybe there's another, simpler solution.


Came here to say this.

It would be like me trying to find a cure for scurvy that didn't involve vitamin C.
2013-07-02 11:48:27 AM
1 votes:
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Sorry I prefer my Breast milk strait from the tap.
2013-07-02 11:43:22 AM
1 votes:

nocturnal001: My bigger question is how many Vegans have cats or dogs? Do they feed them soyfood?


There's a Vegan pet movement made up of various animal torturers out there.

/it's okay to torture animals if they are our own pets!
2013-07-02 11:41:55 AM
1 votes:

gopher321: Silverstone has been rather vocal about her unique parenting style since the birth of her son, Bear Blu


I have an acquaintance who named her son "Bear". I don't quite get the logic, but whatevs. So far I've resisted the urge to say things like, "Feeling cranky and fussy? Better drink my own piss!"
2013-07-02 11:41:22 AM
1 votes:
One of my cousins is raising her three kids on a life-long vegan diet. The oldest is 12 and he's physically smaller than seven and eight year old kids from other relatives.
2013-07-02 11:38:58 AM
1 votes:

dragonchild: WhippingBoy: Aren't cows "someone else's mother"?

Depends.  Are we talking about your mom?


Aren't we always?
2013-07-02 11:38:08 AM
1 votes:
If your diet is causing your inability to properly feed your baby... maybe there's another, simpler solution.
2013-07-02 11:04:15 AM
1 votes:
Perhaps they might realize that being vegan is mainly just being stupid for its own sake, and then go have a bacon cheeseburger...
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-07-02 10:45:34 AM
1 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: Just for the record, vegans do not object to breastfeeding.


That's how they get their calcium.
 
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