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(Rotten Tomatoes)   Let's check to see how Johnny Depp's latest is faring with the critics. Hi yo Silver   (rottentomatoes.com) divider line 21
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2013-07-02 10:38:23 AM  
8 votes:
This is a movie that features Johnny Depp wearing a bird on his head the whole time.

Do you realize that for a few months or so, Johnny Depp showed up to work every day and someone put a bird on his head and they filmed it and someone said, "Hey, that was great! Be back tomorrow morning so we can put the bird back on your head"?
2013-07-02 10:39:40 AM  
4 votes:

JerseyTim: This is a movie that features Johnny Depp wearing a bird on his head the whole time.

Do you realize that for a few months or so, Johnny Depp showed up to work every day and someone put a bird on his head and they filmed it and someone said, "Hey, that was great! Be back tomorrow morning so we can put the bird back on your head"?


Ergo every critics argument is now invalid
2013-07-02 01:07:02 PM  
2 votes:

Confabulat: I'm 1/16th native american but I sure as hell don't pretend I'm an Indian. Who does that?


Actors?
2013-07-02 11:17:00 AM  
2 votes:
I'll wait to see what the consensus here is.  If lots of people say it's terrible, I'll defend it.  If it turns out that people enjoyed it, I'll call them stupid.  Or sheeple.
2013-07-02 10:58:23 AM  
2 votes:

JerseyTim: This is a movie that features Johnny Depp wearing a bird on his head the whole time.


And those black and white streaks running down his face? NOT from makeup. ;)

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2013-07-02 03:13:42 PM  
1 votes:

Fano: No even a single "Thank you Masked Man."


You thank the masked man, and the next thing you know he's doing an unnatural act with an Indian and a horse.
2013-07-02 02:31:25 PM  
1 votes:

GRCooper: serpent_sky: steverockson: A reviewer I read said that Depp just played the part of Captain Jack Sparrow as a Native American. If that's true then this will be a hard pass from me and an epic fail.  If you're a white dude playing a Native American you better be respectful.  Otherwise it comes across as playing an African American in blackface.  I was afraid this would happen when I read that Depp would be playing Tonto.

Isn't Johnny Depp actually part Cherokee Indian? And even a little more than the "my great-great uncle seven times removed may have been Native American" but actually it's pretty strong in his bloodline?

Yes and no. The interview snippet I saw he said "I'm part Cherokee, or Chocktaw, or Creek or something"

That's like saying "I'm part Scottish, or Welsh, or Irish or something".

/part Cherokee, still a honkey


It's starting to sound like all the people (my mother included) who believed some bull story that their great grandmother was a Native American princess. No and No. If I recall the rules correctly you have to have proof that you are more than 50 percent blood line to be considered a Native American. And there is no such thing as a Native American princess so stop.

So attention Johnny Depp YOU ARE NOT A NATIVE AMERICAN just because a tribe decided to steal some publicity by making you a member of the tribe still doesn't make you Native American. So yes STILL A HONKEY!!!!
2013-07-02 12:59:51 PM  
1 votes:
I'm 1/16th native american but I sure as hell don't pretend I'm an Indian. Who does that?
2013-07-02 12:46:53 PM  
1 votes:

serpent_sky: steverockson: A reviewer I read said that Depp just played the part of Captain Jack Sparrow as a Native American. If that's true then this will be a hard pass from me and an epic fail.  If you're a white dude playing a Native American you better be respectful.  Otherwise it comes across as playing an African American in blackface.  I was afraid this would happen when I read that Depp would be playing Tonto.

Isn't Johnny Depp actually part Cherokee Indian? And even a little more than the "my great-great uncle seven times removed may have been Native American" but actually it's pretty strong in his bloodline?


Yes and no. The interview snippet I saw he said "I'm part Cherokee, or Chocktaw, or Creek or something"

That's like saying "I'm part Scottish, or Welsh, or Irish or something".

/part Cherokee, still a honkey
2013-07-02 12:17:21 PM  
1 votes:
serpent_sky:

...Isn't Johnny Depp actually part Cherokee Indian?

No, you're getting him confused with Elizabeth Warren (MA Senator).
2013-07-02 12:16:15 PM  
1 votes:

steverockson: A reviewer I read said that Depp just played the part of Captain Jack Sparrow as a Native American. If that's true then this will be a hard pass from me and an epic fail.  If you're a white dude playing a Native American you better be respectful.  Otherwise it comes across as playing an African American in blackface.  I was afraid this would happen when I read that Depp would be playing Tonto.


Francis: Lighten up
2013-07-02 12:05:05 PM  
1 votes:

IdBeCrazyIf: I've read and seen that it plays out as the tale told from the perspective of the side kick Tonto, kind of like Big Trouble in Little China. And honestly if that's the case, that's enough for me to plunk cash to see.


So...because a movie is told in a similar fashion as another movie you like, you're saying that makes it likely to be of similar quality? Despite it being made by completely different people in a completely different era in a completely different genre?
2013-07-02 11:27:09 AM  
1 votes:

JerseyTim: This is a movie that features Johnny Depp wearing a bird on his head the whole time.

Do you realize that for a few months or so, Johnny Depp showed up to work every day and someone put a bird on his head and they filmed it and someone said, "Hey, that was great! Be back tomorrow morning so we can put the bird back on your head"?


Que?

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2013-07-02 11:15:36 AM  
1 votes:
When my girlfriend and I first saw the trailer, we were both shocked by how Johnny Depp as Tonto sounded EXACTLY like Rob Schneider's awful "Indian" character from Adam Sandler's Bedtime Stories, and really, I knew then that absolutely nothing good could come from that comparison.
2013-07-02 11:11:00 AM  
1 votes:
Haven't seen the movie, but linking to Rotten Tomatoes is the surest sign that your opinion is invalid.
2013-07-02 11:02:39 AM  
1 votes:
I think The Ninth Gate is his best film.
2013-07-02 10:47:14 AM  
1 votes:
Does this really surprise anyone?  The only thing anyone has had to say about this movie for the past year is "OMG! Look how Johnny Depp is dressed!"
2013-07-02 10:46:22 AM  
1 votes:
America, where people no longer watch movies for entertainment but to have their "professional" critique posted on a website.

"Grandpa?"
"Yes, dear?"
"What was the highlight of your life?"
"Well dear, I used to critique movies and have my comments posted online. You see, that is what people used to do way back when to feel superior than others."
2013-07-02 10:36:14 AM  
1 votes:
This movie looks bad and anyone who sees it should feel bad.
2013-07-02 10:32:58 AM  
1 votes:
Just wait until his "Django" sequel, in which he will appear in blackface.
2013-07-02 10:26:07 AM  
1 votes:

GavinTheAlmighty: Arnie Hammer sounds like a porn star's name.


even better, it's armie hammer.

as in armand hammer, the famous oil tycoon.
 
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