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(Huffington Post)   "Rather than elaborate, Moore pulled his pants down, according to a police report. As officers pleaded with him to keep his pants on, Moore instead started masturbating"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 49
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2013-07-02 10:31:58 AM
what choice did he really have? in for a penny, in for a pound...or something
 
2013-07-02 10:59:16 AM
"Officer, I'd like to report a murder."

"A murder?"

"Well, a beating, anyway."

"Where's the victim?"

*zipping sound*
 
2013-07-02 11:00:03 AM
Two days in a row?
 
2013-07-02 11:00:39 AM
"He's coming right for us!"
 
2013-07-02 11:01:43 AM
Sounds like he's going for an insanity defense right off the bat.
 
2013-07-02 11:02:08 AM
Oh......eck.
 
2013-07-02 11:02:45 AM
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-07-02 11:04:11 AM
Did they let him finish?

/I like happy endings.
 
2013-07-02 11:04:41 AM
/checks to see if this person is in relation to me

//nope
 
2013-07-02 11:05:43 AM
Again?
He did this just yesterday.
Maybe he got off.
 
2013-07-02 11:05:51 AM
You elaborate with words.  Moore elaborates with masturbation.  Different strokes for different folks.
 
2013-07-02 11:06:29 AM
Threepeat?
 
2013-07-02 11:08:05 AM
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started masturbating there that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've masturbated in a lot of police stations, and I tell you, people do that all the time.
 
2013-07-02 11:09:44 AM
www.blakeneymanor.com
FAP AND DELIVER!
 
2013-07-02 11:12:46 AM
Wow. Third repeat's the charm, I guess.
 
2013-07-02 11:17:11 AM
Masturbating is scary? True, it could go off at any second, but still.
 
2013-07-02 11:18:19 AM

FrancoFile: Two days in a row?


More than that.
 
2013-07-02 11:25:45 AM
Why do people do this?
 
2013-07-02 11:28:54 AM
What's his Fark handle
 
2013-07-02 11:30:05 AM
Man, dope is a hoot.
 
2013-07-02 11:32:03 AM

buckler: Wow. Third repeat's the charm, I guess.


One would like to think so but maybe they're going for a fourfark-pete
 
2013-07-02 11:33:38 AM
Pete and this submission were in a boat, Pete fell out and what was left?
 
2013-07-02 11:45:46 AM

Rapmaster2000: You elaborate with words.  Moore elaborates with masturbation.  Different strokes for different folks.


Well played.
 
2013-07-02 11:53:15 AM
The guy takes his masturbation seriously! when it's time, it's time!
 
2013-07-02 11:53:57 AM
Man rubs one out while reporting to police how he saw someone get rubbed out  Omaha man cums into police station to report a murder
"Rather than elaborate, Moore pulled his pants down, according to a police report. As officers pleaded with him to keep his pants on, Moore instead started masturbating"
 
2013-07-02 11:54:08 AM

FrancoFile: Two days in a row?


Maybe they have very attractive officers at that police station!
 
2013-07-02 11:54:18 AM

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: FrancoFile: Two days in a row?

More than that.


I've seen it three times. Lots of serial fappers out there I guess.
 
2013-07-02 11:55:39 AM
It was a wrist babby hollercaust.

/enjoyed "murder, he stroked".
 
2013-07-02 12:07:15 PM
AGAIN!?!?!

Damn, dude's a stud.

/farking wake up mods
//did drew offshore this shiat to cut costs or something?
 
2013-07-02 12:09:02 PM
He should stick to makeing shiatty movies
 
2013-07-02 12:11:44 PM
 
2013-07-02 12:12:38 PM
Ol' Fred the next door neighbor started doing this sort of thing when his Dementia really started kicking in. He was one of those really old elderly folks that had seen everything. Fought in the First World War, raised five kids through the depression only to lose two of them to the Second, built a couple of houses for the others including the one we were living in on their farms and one of the stories the other elder folks around the neighborhood told about him is that he once built a mid-20s Rat Rod Cadillac back in the 1950s that would do 130 mph. He was one of those old folks that I would have liked to spend more time talking to, except for the fact that he was a complete and total Asshole. It wasn't a manifestation of his dementia, it was a product of a lifetime of being a total farkhead to everyone around him his whole life.

The daughter that would come around a few times a week to make sure he hadn't killed her mother yet and make sure they had groceries and the electric bill had been paid told us this in no uncertain terms. She was very nice. But she still called him an asshole when she and my mom would be sitting on the back porch with coffee sometimes. Apparently her other sister hadn't spoken to her parents since the mid-1940s.


fapfapfapfap.... Go INSIDE Fred ya farkin retard!
 
2013-07-02 12:19:11 PM
Every sperm is sacred ...
 
2013-07-02 12:19:32 PM

Nayest: Why do people do this?


Why not?
 
2013-07-02 12:20:19 PM
Pudding!
 
2013-07-02 12:20:20 PM
Whatdahell?!? A 3peat?  It can't be that slow of a "news" week.
 
2013-07-02 12:27:19 PM
If he works it really hard I think he'll beat it getting it hard time in court.
 
2013-07-02 12:35:26 PM

darth_badger: If he works it really hard I think he'll beat it getting it hard time in court.


He can put it in the hands of his attorney but it won't stand up in court!
 
2013-07-02 12:35:36 PM

darth_badger: If he works it really hard I think he'll beat it getting it hard time in court.


So you think the judge will go soft on him?
 
2013-07-02 12:36:51 PM

Deathfrogg: Ol' Fred the next door neighbor started doing this sort of thing when his Dementia really started kicking in. He was one of those really old elderly folks that had seen everything. Fought in the First World War, raised five kids through the depression only to lose two of them to the Second, built a couple of houses for the others including the one we were living in on their farms and one of the stories the other elder folks around the neighborhood told about him is that he once built a mid-20s Rat Rod Cadillac back in the 1950s that would do 130 mph. He was one of those old folks that I would have liked to spend more time talking to, except for the fact that he was a complete and total Asshole. It wasn't a manifestation of his dementia, it was a product of a lifetime of being a total farkhead to everyone around him his whole life.

The daughter that would come around a few times a week to make sure he hadn't killed her mother yet and make sure they had groceries and the electric bill had been paid told us this in no uncertain terms. She was very nice. But she still called him an asshole when she and my mom would be sitting on the back porch with coffee sometimes. Apparently her other sister hadn't spoken to her parents since the mid-1940s.


fapfapfapfap.... Go INSIDE Fred ya farkin retard!


BY GOD HE'S PART OF THE GREATEST GENERATION. IF HE WANTS TO THROW A FEW ROPES IN THE FRONT YARD IT'S HIS GOD GIVEN RIGHT.  HE FOUGHT IN DUBYA ONE SO YOU COULD SIT AROUND MASTURBATING TO YOUR JAPANESE SQUID PORN WHERE AS HE GETS OFF ON GOOD OLD EXHIBITIONISM. HOW VERY DARE YOU SIR.
 
2013-07-02 12:49:26 PM
Re-enactment:
 
2013-07-02 12:49:48 PM
In his defense, how was he to know when they all shouted, "Moore, Moore, Moore", that they weren't encouraging him to continue?
 
2013-07-02 12:56:12 PM
Real news, real repeats of yesterdays news
 
2013-07-02 01:08:01 PM
Home is wherever you make your masturbatorium?
 
2013-07-02 01:09:41 PM
The very first line of the article:

Murder he stroked.

That is fantastic journalism.
 
2013-07-02 01:11:15 PM
Repeat offender?  Fap-a-licious!
 
2013-07-02 01:16:08 PM

teenytinycornteeth: BY GOD KING HE'S PART OF THE GREATEST GENERATION. IF HE WANTS TO THROW A FEW ROPES IN THE FRONT YARD IT'S HIS GOD GIVEN RIGHT. HE FOUGHT IN DUBYA ONE SO YOU COULD SIT AROUND MASTURBATING TO YOUR JAPANESE SQUID PORN WHERE AS HE GETS OFF ON GOOD OLD EXHIBITIONISM. HOW VERY DARE YOU SIR.


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2013-07-02 02:02:10 PM
I thought Michael Moore was making a new 'film' until I RTFA.
 
2013-07-02 02:02:59 PM

Tigersmind: The very first line of the article:

Murder he stroked.

That is fanptastic journalism.


Fixed
 
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