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(Bangor Daily News)   "He was going to let some friends borrow the wood chipper, and he was showing them how to use it and clean it"   (bangordailynews.com) divider line 13
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2013-07-02 11:29:38 AM
4 votes:
Did the friends go ahead and borrow the wood chipper, now that they learned what not to do?
2013-07-02 10:43:35 AM
2 votes:
I'm always a little disappointed when freak accidents don't actually involve Siamese Twins.  What if the wood chipper shield had flown of and separated them and they lived, and went on to double their efficiency by each operating their own wood chippers.

Now that would be the feel-good freak accident of the summer.
2013-07-02 10:32:57 AM
2 votes:
cinemagraphcollection.com
2013-07-02 09:48:24 AM
2 votes:
"Hey I think you missed a spot down there."
sullivanfiles.net
2013-07-02 12:35:27 PM
1 votes:

brap: I'm always a little disappointed when freak accidents don't actually involve Siamese Twins.  What if the wood chipper shield had flown of and separated them and they lived, and went on to double their efficiency by each operating their own wood chippers.

Now that would be the feel-good freak accident of the summer.


I know two Siamese twins separated at the age of 39 by a red-hot flywheel shed from the runaway engine of a diesel Peterbilt while riding in a motorcycle with sidecar on the Ohio Turnpike ~20 west of Sandusky, their wounds were instantly cauterized and both were physically "unharmed" but separated and it took years for them to come to grips with such a psychotraumatic event. Now they ride their own Harleys on the highway side-by-side though, their physical and psychological healing has been miraculous.
2013-07-02 11:54:53 AM
1 votes:
Lawsuit in 3,2...

HotWingConspiracy: /don't work on moving machines, those signs with stick men dying violently mean something


My favourite:
manuals.deere.com

Dumbass subway users should also heed the Milan metro's warning signs.
2013-07-02 11:47:20 AM
1 votes:

Grimble Crumble: Y'know, if I'm going to clean out the wood chipper for whatever reason, I'm not only going to wait until it stops making noise, I'm going to pull the lead off of the spark plug before I put my hand anywhere near the bitey part.  That thing's not only going to not be running, there will be no chance of it starting on it's own accord.

I've grown fond of all my body parts over the years.


Sure, but if you're like me, your wood isn't as chipper anymore.
2013-07-02 11:46:47 AM
1 votes:
The blade was still spinning when he attempted to remove the protective shield? That's not a freak accident, that's just dumbass.
2013-07-02 11:41:18 AM
1 votes:
Ah, the wood chipper, AKA the Connecticut Divorce.
2013-07-02 11:37:34 AM
1 votes:

akula: bunner: akula: bunner: Yeah, some guy was cleaning a piece of machinery and something that shouldn't have flown off, did and killed him.  What a failure.

The way I read it, he was taking a cover off to clean it. He had shut the machine off but some internal parts were still moving. Those not-yet-at-rest internal parts grabbed the cover and flung it into his chest.

Had he waited a bit for the thing to shut ALL the way down he'd have been fine.

Yeah, but I guess accidental death schadenfreude just doesn't groove me as our finest achievement.  Meh.

Not all of us get to walk on the moon.


There ain't much to do there.
2013-07-02 11:32:58 AM
1 votes:

russlar: anybody referenced fargo yet?


yah
2013-07-02 11:23:50 AM
1 votes:
This thread's gonna need a banjo solo.
2013-07-02 10:57:56 AM
1 votes:
cameronbcook.com

Maybe it was some kind of suicide pact?
 
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