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2013-07-02 09:48:24 AM  
"Hey I think you missed a spot down there."
sullivanfiles.net
 
2013-07-02 10:32:57 AM  
cinemagraphcollection.com
 
2013-07-02 10:43:35 AM  
I'm always a little disappointed when freak accidents don't actually involve Siamese Twins.  What if the wood chipper shield had flown of and separated them and they lived, and went on to double their efficiency by each operating their own wood chippers.

Now that would be the feel-good freak accident of the summer.
 
2013-07-02 10:57:56 AM  
cameronbcook.com

Maybe it was some kind of suicide pact?
 
2013-07-02 11:23:50 AM  
This thread's gonna need a banjo solo.
 
2013-07-02 11:26:22 AM  
Why do retards do all sorts of retarded shiat with wood chippers?

It really sucks when retards get their children into the act, and then they get all sad when the kid gets hamburgerized. DON'T LET YOUR KIDS PLAY WITH A farkING WOODCHIPPER, DUMBASSES!
 
2013-07-02 11:26:25 AM  
Yeah, some guy was cleaning a piece of machinery and something that shouldn't have flown off, did and killed him.  What a failure.
 
2013-07-02 11:26:25 AM  
anybody referenced fargo yet?
 
2013-07-02 11:26:54 AM  
You should see the other guy
 
2013-07-02 11:27:04 AM  
Came for the not so obvious Tucker & Dale reference.

Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-07-02 11:28:52 AM  

bunner: Yeah, some guy was cleaning a piece of machinery and something that shouldn't have flown off, did and killed him.  What a failure.


The way I read it, he was taking a cover off to clean it. He had shut the machine off but some internal parts were still moving. Those not-yet-at-rest internal parts grabbed the cover and flung it into his chest.

Had he waited a bit for the thing to shut ALL the way down he'd have been fine.
 
2013-07-02 11:29:38 AM  
Did the friends go ahead and borrow the wood chipper, now that they learned what not to do?
 
2013-07-02 11:30:32 AM  

Sybarite: Maybe it was some kind of suicide pact?


Shakes tiny fist.
 
2013-07-02 11:31:12 AM  
Chapman shut off the machine and went to remove the protective shield from the interior of the chipper when the shield caught on the wheel, which was still spinning, Daley said. The shield struck Chapman's chest, causing a puncture wound.

How is this possible? I'm not an expert on wood chippers but are the shields completely removable? Shouldn't they be on a bracket or a swing-arm that keeps them away from any spinning parts?
 
2013-07-02 11:31:30 AM  

akula: bunner: Yeah, some guy was cleaning a piece of machinery and something that shouldn't have flown off, did and killed him.  What a failure.

The way I read it, he was taking a cover off to clean it. He had shut the machine off but some internal parts were still moving. Those not-yet-at-rest internal parts grabbed the cover and flung it into his chest.

Had he waited a bit for the thing to shut ALL the way down he'd have been fine.


Yeah, but I guess accidental death schadenfreude just doesn't groove me as our finest achievement.  Meh.
 
2013-07-02 11:31:52 AM  
"He had been running wood chippers like that for years and years," Daley said. "He knew what he was doing and how to stay safe. It was just one of those things that happens. It was absolutely a freak accident."

Chapman shut off the machine and went to remove the protective shield from the interior of the chipper when the shield caught on the wheel, which was still spinning, Daley said.


Wut?
 
2013-07-02 11:32:58 AM  

russlar: anybody referenced fargo yet?


yah
 
2013-07-02 11:33:06 AM  
"He had been running wood chippers like that for years and years," Daley said. "He knew what he was doing and how to stay safe. It was just one of those things that happens. It was absolutely a freak accident."

This is not a "freak" accident. It was an entirely preventable one. If he was hit by lightning while chipping wood, THAT would have been an freak thing. This is also what happens when people get overly confident with high-speed machinery; they get careless, ignore the obvious protocols (never mind the warning labels) and get hurt (or killed).

/respect the machinery, because it doesn't give a shiat about you.
 
2013-07-02 11:33:46 AM  
www.rankopedia.com

RIP CHIP
 
2013-07-02 11:34:35 AM  
Came for Fargo, leaving happy
 
2013-07-02 11:34:45 AM  

NutWrench: Chapman shut off the machine and went to remove the protective shield from the interior of the chipper when the shield caught on the wheel, which was still spinning, Daley said. The shield struck Chapman's chest, causing a puncture wound.

How is this possible? I'm not an expert on wood chippers but are the shields completely removable? Shouldn't they be on a bracket or a swing-arm that keeps them away from any spinning parts?


Since he was in the process of removing it, it could be that he had already managed to disconnect those features.  He had probably removed it, but dropped it into the wheel and it flew back at him.

The part about waiting until it has come to a complete stop was one of those things he missed in "knowing what he was doing".
 
2013-07-02 11:35:08 AM  

bunner: akula: bunner: Yeah, some guy was cleaning a piece of machinery and something that shouldn't have flown off, did and killed him.  What a failure.

The way I read it, he was taking a cover off to clean it. He had shut the machine off but some internal parts were still moving. Those not-yet-at-rest internal parts grabbed the cover and flung it into his chest.

Had he waited a bit for the thing to shut ALL the way down he'd have been fine.

Yeah, but I guess accidental death schadenfreude just doesn't groove me as our finest achievement.  Meh.


Not all of us get to walk on the moon.
 
2013-07-02 11:37:34 AM  

akula: bunner: akula: bunner: Yeah, some guy was cleaning a piece of machinery and something that shouldn't have flown off, did and killed him.  What a failure.

The way I read it, he was taking a cover off to clean it. He had shut the machine off but some internal parts were still moving. Those not-yet-at-rest internal parts grabbed the cover and flung it into his chest.

Had he waited a bit for the thing to shut ALL the way down he'd have been fine.

Yeah, but I guess accidental death schadenfreude just doesn't groove me as our finest achievement.  Meh.

Not all of us get to walk on the moon.


There ain't much to do there.
 
2013-07-02 11:39:54 AM  

Pray 4 Mojo: "He had been running wood chippers like that for years and years," Daley said. "He knew what he was doing and how to stay safe. It was just one of those things that happens. It was absolutely a freak accident."

Chapman shut off the machine and went to remove the protective shield from the interior of the chipper when the shield caught on the wheel, which was still spinning, Daley said.

Wut?


Maybe he knew, he just chose to ignore it that day.

/don't work on moving machines, those signs with stick men dying violently mean something
 
2013-07-02 11:41:18 AM  
Ah, the wood chipper, AKA the Connecticut Divorce.
 
2013-07-02 11:44:49 AM  
Y'know, if I'm going to clean out the wood chipper for whatever reason, I'm not only going to wait until it stops making noise, I'm going to pull the lead off of the spark plug before I put my hand anywhere near the bitey part.  That thing's not only going to not be running, there will be no chance of it starting on it's own accord.

I've grown fond of all my body parts over the years.
 
2013-07-02 11:46:47 AM  
The blade was still spinning when he attempted to remove the protective shield? That's not a freak accident, that's just dumbass.
 
2013-07-02 11:47:20 AM  

Grimble Crumble: Y'know, if I'm going to clean out the wood chipper for whatever reason, I'm not only going to wait until it stops making noise, I'm going to pull the lead off of the spark plug before I put my hand anywhere near the bitey part.  That thing's not only going to not be running, there will be no chance of it starting on it's own accord.

I've grown fond of all my body parts over the years.


Sure, but if you're like me, your wood isn't as chipper anymore.
 
2013-07-02 11:51:07 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: Maybe he knew, he just chose to ignore it that day.

/don't work on moving machines, those signs with stick men dying violently mean something


fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net

This was on the side of a truck delivering materials to my job one day. Sad thing is... warning signs exist because somebody did it once.

/"Warning: Tickets should not be taken internally."
//"See Lisa... because of me they have a warning now."
 
2013-07-02 11:54:53 AM  
Lawsuit in 3,2...

HotWingConspiracy: /don't work on moving machines, those signs with stick men dying violently mean something


My favourite:
manuals.deere.com

Dumbass subway users should also heed the Milan metro's warning signs.
 
2013-07-02 11:55:36 AM  
Well, since Fargo has been donw... Short but useful video on safety with heavy machinery (forklift, specifically):
http://youtu.be/ChOHnSL7ZCg
 
2013-07-02 11:56:20 AM  
Wonder if they still wanted to borrow it afterwards?  I guess he did teach them how to clean it...
 
2013-07-02 11:56:38 AM  
Came for the Fargo references...


Leaving satisfied


/ya
 
2013-07-02 11:57:38 AM  
come one people... if you're going to bother posting the wood-chipper pic from Fargo at least go with the animated gif... soooo much better.

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-02 12:00:23 PM  

Sofa King Smart: come one people... if you're going to bother posting the wood-chipper pic from Fargo at least go with the animated gif... soooo much better.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x268]


It was the second one down - Look harder
 
2013-07-02 12:02:00 PM  

Pray 4 Mojo: This was on the side of a truck delivering materials to my job one day.


Gah.

CSB time: I witnessed someone put down a circular saw while it was still running. 99.99% of the time this would result in it spooling down harmlessly. This time it somehow shot across the (newly laid) floor in a splintering shower of potential death, coming to rest in the tattered and bloody remains of its user's trousers fractions of an inch from his femoral artery (and penis, but the utility of the latter would have been rendered moot had it cut a little further). Darwin is very inventive where fools are concerned.
 
2013-07-02 12:05:05 PM  
Huh. And then one day a three-foot metal crescent punctures your chest and you're done singing. Huh.

Damn, didn't know the guy but he looked pretty normal.
Bye, Sam.
i.imgur.com
Singin' with Hank now.

My time comin' any day
 
2013-07-02 12:08:02 PM  

russlar: anybody referenced fargo yet?


Yes but no Mangler references if you want to take a shot at it.
 
2013-07-02 12:09:20 PM  

Vidwiz: Sofa King Smart: come one people... if you're going to bother posting the wood-chipper pic from Fargo at least go with the animated gif... soooo much better.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x268]

It was the second one down - Look harder


it must have been loading when I first scrolled down because it wasn't 'animated'... actually I scrolled through the comments a couple of times and it wasn't ever animated... but it appears to be now... my bad.

also...
img.fark.net
 
2013-07-02 12:15:10 PM  
What a letdown. I was expecting to hear that he is now fertilizing the lawn.
 
2013-07-02 12:19:21 PM  
img.photobucket.com
I thought you said your chipper was broke?
 
2013-07-02 12:23:10 PM  
Ah, the classic wood chipper accident.  The idea of it is almost like an onion article, but I guess welcome to reality.
 
2013-07-02 12:27:10 PM  
www.engraver1.com
 
2013-07-02 12:27:19 PM  
Chapman shut off the machine and went to remove the protective shield from the interior of the chipper when the shield caught on the wheel, which was still spinning

wait until it stops going WRRRRRRRR you idiot! you know better!
 
2013-07-02 12:27:39 PM  
I just bought a wood chipper, so, big kick; but holy shiat, a whole log chipper?  Damn....

I might be a software dweeb, but damn wait until all the parts have stopped moving before doing anything involving removing safety covers

Oh, and lockout lockout lockout and WAIT!

//Wonder if it even had a safety lockout.
 
2013-07-02 12:28:32 PM  
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2013-07-02 12:31:39 PM  
This is why I brought my 5 and 6 year old out into the garage this past weekend and showed them how to use a table saw with a push stick and to wait until the blade stops to grab your cut.

Going to wait until they are a little older to tell them "always assume the power tool craves your blood".
 
2013-07-02 12:35:27 PM  

brap: I'm always a little disappointed when freak accidents don't actually involve Siamese Twins.  What if the wood chipper shield had flown of and separated them and they lived, and went on to double their efficiency by each operating their own wood chippers.

Now that would be the feel-good freak accident of the summer.


I know two Siamese twins separated at the age of 39 by a red-hot flywheel shed from the runaway engine of a diesel Peterbilt while riding in a motorcycle with sidecar on the Ohio Turnpike ~20 west of Sandusky, their wounds were instantly cauterized and both were physically "unharmed" but separated and it took years for them to come to grips with such a psychotraumatic event. Now they ride their own Harleys on the highway side-by-side though, their physical and psychological healing has been miraculous.
 
2013-07-02 12:37:13 PM  

Pray 4 Mojo: "He had been running wood chippers like that for years and years," Daley said. "He knew what he was doing and how to stay safe. It was just one of those things that happens. It was absolutely a freak accident."

Chapman shut off the machine and went to remove the protective shield from the interior of the chipper when the shield caught on the wheel, which was still spinning, Daley said.

Wut?


THIS x 1,000,000

I've used a wood chipper and know for a fact, no ifs or buts about it, you do NOT under ANY circumstances do anything in regards to blockage where opening it is required until there is absolutely nothing moving about it, inside it, or have someone within 10 feet from it (less they hit the gas by accident and restart it).

Learn to respect any machine that can rip a body apart in less than 1 second and you won't have a bad time.

Lot's of people tend to not understand the sheer strength of metal parts and how while in movement, human flesh and bones do not stand a chance.
 
2013-07-02 12:37:18 PM  

Pray 4 Mojo: "He had been running wood chippers like that for years and years," Daley said. "He knew what he was doing and how to stay safe. It was just one of those things that happens. It was absolutely a freak accident."

Chapman shut off the machine and went to remove the protective shield from the interior of the chipper when the shield caught on the wheel, which was still spinning, Daley said.

Wut?


THIS x 1,000,000

I've used a wood chipper and know for a fact, no ifs or buts about it, you do NOT under ANY circumstances do anything in regards to blockage where opening it is required until there is absolutely nothing moving about it, inside it, or have someone within 10 feet from it (less they hit the gas by accident and restart it).

Learn to respect any machine that can rip a body apart in less than 1 second and you won't have a bad time.

Lots of people tend to not understand the sheer strength of metal parts and how while in movement, human flesh and bones do not stand a chance.
 
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