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(Some Guy)   Sarah Palin's always had enviable hair -- so lush and shiny, dontcha' know. But now she's going with the Michelle Obama look. Do ya' love me now?   (articles2.mamaslatinas.com) divider line 114
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2013-07-02 09:00:44 AM  
Stop it.
 
2013-07-02 09:02:31 AM  
not a story worthy of being greenlit on fark well not on the real fark.

maybe it's time for someone to start an anti-fark site
 
2013-07-02 09:02:44 AM  
media.salon.com

/Caution: Link is hot.
 
2013-07-02 09:03:16 AM  
It looks the same as before?
 
2013-07-02 09:04:37 AM  
Two grifter/taco threads before 9 ET? Did Roger Ailes order her back into the limelight or something?
 
2013-07-02 09:04:42 AM  

MisterLoki: Stop it.

 
2013-07-02 09:05:24 AM  

MisterLoki: Stop it.

 
2013-07-02 09:05:40 AM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-02 09:06:15 AM  
[GrumpyCatNO.jpg]
 
2013-07-02 09:08:00 AM  

MisterLoki: Stop it.

 
2013-07-02 09:08:09 AM  
seriously fark?
 
2013-07-02 09:11:28 AM  
can we also make sure we are tracking when Sarah's fingernails are the same length as Michele's?
Now that would be fark-worthy news.
Maybe they use the same manicurist ?
 
2013-07-02 09:12:46 AM  
WTF is this shait?
 
2013-07-02 09:13:10 AM  

tenpoundsofcheese: can we also make sure we are tracking when Sarah's fingernails are the same length as Michele's?
Now that would be fark-worthy news.
Maybe they use the same manicurist ?


"I can see my manicurists Miata from my home."
 
2013-07-02 09:13:27 AM  
She's slowly turning from MILF to Tammy Fae Baker's onstage backup.
 
2013-07-02 09:16:21 AM  
It's been so humid the last few days, my hair has been poofing up something fierce. I'm starting to look like a lightbulb with a toupee.
 
2013-07-02 09:17:20 AM  
Now that Fark is turning your favorite words like "backup" into advertisements, can they please think of our hunger and turn "Sarah Palin" into an advertisement for Taco Bell?
 
2013-07-02 09:18:22 AM  
I nominate that this thread be moved from Politics to the Entertainment tab.

Her TV career has lasted longer than her political one.
 
2013-07-02 09:23:46 AM  
This thread delivers tacos.

// also, what's with aborting the Kasich thread?
 
2013-07-02 09:23:46 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: It's been so humid the last few days, my hair has been poofing up something fierce. I'm starting to look like a lightbulb with a toupee.


Could be worse. I have so much hair that I've got a white-girl fro. It ain't pretty.
 
2013-07-02 09:24:22 AM  
*deep breath*

RRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOO OOO!!!!
 
2013-07-02 09:24:49 AM  
Would rather have a link about the special sessions in Texas.
 
2013-07-02 09:25:52 AM  

QueenMamaBee: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: It's been so humid the last few days, my hair has been poofing up something fierce. I'm starting to look like a lightbulb with a toupee.

Could be worse. I have so much hair that I've got a white-girl fro. It ain't pretty.


I thought it was the heat here too, but now I'm thinking maybe it has something to do with these Palin threads...

/poof
 
2013-07-02 09:26:16 AM  
i78.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-02 09:26:34 AM  

alizeran: Would rather have a link about the special sessions in Texas.


I believe Rep. Jeff Sessions is from Alabama.  But yes, he is special.
 
2013-07-02 09:29:02 AM  
It's tacos and sea turtles as far as the eye can see.
 
2013-07-02 09:30:20 AM  

MisterLoki: Stop it.


Palin needs to be moved to Entertainment tab
 
2013-07-02 09:31:28 AM  
She's aged a lot in the past, whatever, 5 years since she's been on the political scene. You'd think she actually did win in 2008.
 
2013-07-02 09:32:57 AM  
The "article" is "the stir", a site that as as its first 10 links:

Pregnancy, Baby, Toddler, Big Kid, Teen, Food & Party, Healthy Living, Love & Sex

She is a celebrity now, pure and simple.  Keep it on the entertainment tab.
 
2013-07-02 09:33:39 AM  

monoski: MisterLoki: Stop it.

Palin needs to be moved to Entertainment tab


30 s.
 
2013-07-02 09:34:13 AM  

monoski: MisterLoki: Stop it.

Palin needs to be moved to Entertainment tab


What has the entertainment tab ever done to you?
 
2013-07-02 09:34:25 AM  

winterbraid: QueenMamaBee: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: It's been so humid the last few days, my hair has been poofing up something fierce. I'm starting to look like a lightbulb with a toupee.

Could be worse. I have so much hair that I've got a white-girl fro. It ain't pretty.

I thought it was the heat here too, but now I'm thinking maybe it has something to do with these Palin threads...

/poof


Another thing I can blame a Republican for.... my bad hair!!! :)
 
2013-07-02 09:34:42 AM  
I don't want to go off on a rant here, but in any other universe Sarah Palin would be working the Cinnabon counter by day and giving "handies" for some Marlboro Menthols by night.  What is the fascination with this spooge goblet?  She has the intellect of an aborted first-trimester mongoloid run under the kitchen faucet of a house sitting near a fracking operation. She has the personality of a NASCAR groupie who tries to woo mega celebrities like Dick Trickle by talking about all the local beauty pageants she won while sh*tting out umpteen kids all while keeping her girlish figure.  And she has the moral rectitude of a devout Italian Catholic mafioso, but without the charisma, bling and charm that would make Hollywood want to touch her with a ten foot pole.  It's not that she's worthless, it's just that she's worthless with the demographics that are actually going to elect people in the future.  Yes, there will always be old people, but I suspect old people in the future, such as me, aren't going to give a f*ck about her down home quirks and her "tough talk" and sticking it to dem libruls.  Old people in the future are going to be so exhausted seeing a parade of know-nothing conservatives who only legislature your dick, vagina or anus rather than think about actual issues like the economy, foreign policy and poverty.  Because while some of the base is forever going to be staunch chest-beaters for patriotism and low taxes and abortions all while trumpeting God's law - as if Jesus could give a f*ck about these things - the rest of us are going to get tired of the red meat and just want to live in a world that doesn't elevate the hopeless, the clueless and the feckless - i.e., Sarah Palin - to positions of power, but rather people who genuinely respect your faith or lack of it and couldn't give a f*ck what your penis does as long as it doesn't go in the mouth of Sarah Palin in exchange for a lesson in faux righteousness that she learned while looking up at a church ceiling while getting meat plowed by 3 high school linebackers.  That's just my opinion, I could be wrong.
 
2013-07-02 09:34:55 AM  
Holy cow on the comments in that article. Sarah has more class in her pinky than Michelle Obama? Who could possibly say that and be serious?
 
2013-07-02 09:38:35 AM  
Do you guys think her vag probably smells like medicine?
 
2013-07-02 09:39:42 AM  

coeyagi: I don't want to go off on a rant here, but in any other universe Sarah Palin would be working the Cinnabon counter by day and giving "handies" for some Marlboro Menthols by night.  What is the fascination with this spooge goblet?  She has the intellect of an aborted first-trimester mongoloid run under the kitchen faucet of a house sitting near a fracking operation. She has the personality of a NASCAR groupie who tries to woo mega celebrities like Dick Trickle by talking about all the local beauty pageants she won while sh*tting out umpteen kids all while keeping her girlish figure.  And she has the moral rectitude of a devout Italian Catholic mafioso, but without the charisma, bling and charm that would make Hollywood want to touch her with a ten foot pole.  It's not that she's worthless, it's just that she's worthless with the demographics that are actually going to elect people in the future.  Yes, there will always be old people, but I suspect old people in the future, such as me, aren't going to give a f*ck about her down home quirks and her "tough talk" and sticking it to dem libruls.  Old people in the future are going to be so exhausted seeing a parade of know-nothing conservatives who only legislature your dick, vagina or anus rather than think about actual issues like the economy, foreign policy and poverty.  Because while some of the base is forever going to be staunch chest-beaters for patriotism and low taxes and abortions all while trumpeting God's law - as if Jesus could give a f*ck about these things - the rest of us are going to get tired of the red meat and just want to live in a world that doesn't elevate the hopeless, the clueless and the feckless - i.e., Sarah Palin - to positions of power, but rather people who genuinely respect your faith or lack of it and couldn't give a f*ck what your penis does as long as it doesn't go in the mouth of Sarah Palin in exchange for a lesson in faux righteousness that she learned while looking up at a church cei ...


whoa...

step...
away...
from...
the...
keyboard

go outside, get some fresh air.

good luck.
I will pray for you.
 
2013-07-02 09:40:46 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: Do you guys think her vag probably smells like medicine?



No.


Cayenee pepper, lettuce, Grade F ground meat and shredded cheese?


Yes.
 
2013-07-02 09:40:54 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: Do you guys think her vag probably smells like medicine?


I always guessed more of a stale Saltines kind of smell.
 
2013-07-02 09:41:56 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: Do you guys think her vag probably smells like medicine?




s.mcstatic.com

"Vicks Vapo-rub."
 
2013-07-02 09:46:47 AM  
Who?
 
2013-07-02 09:53:34 AM  

coeyagi: I don't want to go off on a rant here, but in any other universe Sarah Palin would be working the Cinnabon counter by day and giving "handies" for some Marlboro Menthols by night.  What is the fascination with this spooge goblet?  She has the intellect of an aborted first-trimester mongoloid run under the kitchen faucet of a house sitting near a fracking operation. She has the personality of a NASCAR groupie who tries to woo mega celebrities like Dick Trickle by talking about all the local beauty pageants she won while sh*tting out umpteen kids all while keeping her girlish figure.  And she has the moral rectitude of a devout Italian Catholic mafioso, but without the charisma, bling and charm that would make Hollywood want to touch her with a ten foot pole.  It's not that she's worthless, it's just that she's worthless with the demographics that are actually going to elect people in the future.  Yes, there will always be old people, but I suspect old people in the future, such as me, aren't going to give a f*ck about her down home quirks and her "tough talk" and sticking it to dem libruls.  Old people in the future are going to be so exhausted seeing a parade of know-nothing conservatives who only legislature your dick, vagina or anus rather than think about actual issues like the economy, foreign policy and poverty.  Because while some of the base is forever going to be staunch chest-beaters for patriotism and low taxes and abortions all while trumpeting God's law - as if Jesus could give a f*ck about these things - the rest of us are going to get tired of the red meat and just want to live in a world that doesn't elevate the hopeless, the clueless and the feckless - i.e., Sarah Palin - to positions of power, but rather people who genuinely respect your faith or lack of it and couldn't give a f*ck what your penis does as long as it doesn't go in the mouth of Sarah Palin in exchange for a lesson in faux righteousness that she learned while looking up at a church cei ...


I have just favorited you.
 
2013-07-02 09:53:52 AM  
Whose look is this?


www.nationalenquirer.com
 
2013-07-02 09:54:57 AM  
i wonder if her curtains match her carpet??
 
2013-07-02 09:56:42 AM  

Linux_Yes: i wonder if her curtains match her carpet??


Probably not since I don't see centipedes on her head.
 
2013-07-02 09:57:14 AM  

kimwim: coeyagi: I don't want to go off on a rant here, but in any other universe Sarah Palin would be working the Cinnabon counter by day and giving "handies" for some Marlboro Menthols by night.  What is the fascination with this spooge goblet?  She has the intellect of an aborted first-trimester mongoloid run under the kitchen faucet of a house sitting near a fracking operation. She has the personality of a NASCAR groupie who tries to woo mega celebrities like Dick Trickle by talking about all the local beauty pageants she won while sh*tting out umpteen kids all while keeping her girlish figure.  And she has the moral rectitude of a devout Italian Catholic mafioso, but without the charisma, bling and charm that would make Hollywood want to touch her with a ten foot pole.  It's not that she's worthless, it's just that she's worthless with the demographics that are actually going to elect people in the future.  Yes, there will always be old people, but I suspect old people in the future, such as me, aren't going to give a f*ck about her down home quirks and her "tough talk" and sticking it to dem libruls.  Old people in the future are going to be so exhausted seeing a parade of know-nothing conservatives who only legislature your dick, vagina or anus rather than think about actual issues like the economy, foreign policy and poverty.  Because while some of the base is forever going to be staunch chest-beaters for patriotism and low taxes and abortions all while trumpeting God's law - as if Jesus could give a f*ck about these things - the rest of us are going to get tired of the red meat and just want to live in a world that doesn't elevate the hopeless, the clueless and the feckless - i.e., Sarah Palin - to positions of power, but rather people who genuinely respect your faith or lack of it and couldn't give a f*ck what your penis does as long as it doesn't go in the mouth of Sarah Palin in exchange for a lesson in faux righteousness that she learned while looking up at a c ...


Matter of fact, with your permission, I'd love to post this over there as a comment?
 
2013-07-02 09:57:25 AM  

ObamaTheOmnipotent: Whose look is this?


[www.nationalenquirer.com image 451x600]


www.tdpri.com

Another no-talent ass clown.
 
2013-07-02 09:57:28 AM  

coeyagi: I don't want to go off on a rant here, but in any other universe Sarah Palin would be working the Cinnabon counter by day and giving "handies" for some Marlboro Menthols by night.  What is the fascination with this spooge goblet?  She has the intellect of an aborted first-trimester mongoloid run under the kitchen faucet of a house sitting near a fracking operation. She has the personality of a NASCAR groupie who tries to woo mega celebrities like Dick Trickle by talking about all the local beauty pageants she won while sh*tting out umpteen kids all while keeping her girlish figure.  And she has the moral rectitude of a devout Italian Catholic mafioso, but without the charisma, bling and charm that would make Hollywood want to touch her with a ten foot pole.  It's not that she's worthless, it's just that she's worthless with the demographics that are actually going to elect people in the future.  Yes, there will always be old people, but I suspect old people in the future, such as me, aren't going to give a f*ck about her down home quirks and her "tough talk" and sticking it to dem libruls.  Old people in the future are going to be so exhausted seeing a parade of know-nothing conservatives who only legislature your dick, vagina or anus rather than think about actual issues like the economy, foreign policy and poverty.  Because while some of the base is forever going to be staunch chest-beaters for patriotism and low taxes and abortions all while trumpeting God's law - as if Jesus could give a f*ck about these things - the rest of us are going to get tired of the red meat and just want to live in a world that doesn't elevate the hopeless, the clueless and the feckless - i.e., Sarah Palin - to positions of power, but rather people who genuinely respect your faith or lack of it and couldn't give a f*ck what your penis does as long as it doesn't go in the mouth of Sarah Palin in exchange for a lesson in faux righteousness that she learned while looking up at a church cei ...


If Dennis Miller had any integrity left in his body, he would have said something like that years ago.
 
2013-07-02 09:58:06 AM  

Linux_Yes: i wonder if her curtains match her carpet??


I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.
 
2013-07-02 09:58:19 AM  

kimwim: kimwim: coeyagi: I don't want to go off on a rant here, but in any other universe Sarah Palin would be working the Cinnabon counter by day and giving "handies" for some Marlboro Menthols by night.  What is the fascination with this spooge goblet?  She has the intellect of an aborted first-trimester mongoloid run under the kitchen faucet of a house sitting near a fracking operation. She has the personality of a NASCAR groupie who tries to woo mega celebrities like Dick Trickle by talking about all the local beauty pageants she won while sh*tting out umpteen kids all while keeping her girlish figure.  And she has the moral rectitude of a devout Italian Catholic mafioso, but without the charisma, bling and charm that would make Hollywood want to touch her with a ten foot pole.  It's not that she's worthless, it's just that she's worthless with the demographics that are actually going to elect people in the future.  Yes, there will always be old people, but I suspect old people in the future, such as me, aren't going to give a f*ck about her down home quirks and her "tough talk" and sticking it to dem libruls.  Old people in the future are going to be so exhausted seeing a parade of know-nothing conservatives who only legislature your dick, vagina or anus rather than think about actual issues like the economy, foreign policy and poverty.  Because while some of the base is forever going to be staunch chest-beaters for patriotism and low taxes and abortions all while trumpeting God's law - as if Jesus could give a f*ck about these things - the rest of us are going to get tired of the red meat and just want to live in a world that doesn't elevate the hopeless, the clueless and the feckless - i.e., Sarah Palin - to positions of power, but rather people who genuinely respect your faith or lack of it and couldn't give a f*ck what your penis does as long as it doesn't go in the mouth of Sarah Palin in exchange for a lesson in faux righteousness that she learned while looking u ...


Please do.  Fire up the mouth breathers!
 
2013-07-02 09:59:08 AM  

Dr Dreidel: This thread delivers tacos.

// also, what's with aborting the Kasich thread?


It was Fark modmins doing a meta joke?
 
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