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(WTSP)   If you are one of the three remaining "Foxy Thieves" at large, drugging men you pick up at high-end bars and stealing their cash, jewelry, and guns, the Broward Sheriff would like a word with you   (wtsp.com) divider line 57
    More: Florida, Broward Sheriff, Broward County Sheriff's Office, yolo, Dani Moschella, guns, sheriffs  
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2013-07-02 08:49:24 AM
"They're attractive women that go into a bar and they have a scam and they work it again and again," said Dani Moschella, a spokeswoman for the sheriff's office."

Yeah, but really what man could resist?

www.wtsp.com
 
2013-07-02 08:58:47 AM

Sybarite: "They're attractive women that go into a bar and they have a scam and they work it again and again," said Dani Moschella, a spokeswoman for the sheriff's office."

Yeah, but really what man could resist?

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This isn't going to help her testimony in the Zimmerman trial.

/drink!
//*ack* drugged!
 
2013-07-02 10:40:16 AM
There is one "maybe" in that group. The men involved must have been pretty wasted before these women had anything to do with them.
 
2013-07-02 10:44:25 AM
They thought they were the 3 women in the video game Oblivion who did the same thing, didn't they.
 
2013-07-02 10:44:38 AM

GameSprocket: There is one "maybe" in that group. The men involved must have been pretty wasted before these women had anything to do with them.


Seriously.  Sounds like I'd need a lot of DRUGGING just to be able to look at these beasts without my stomach turning.

What kind of an idiot takes TWO of them home with him?
These ladies and their facial piercing scream "back alley trash" -to think that a man who has $250,000 in valuables at his home would take two of them home with him is a serious lapse in judgement.

Then again... it's Florida.
To live there is to have a lapse in judgement.
 
2013-07-02 10:45:03 AM
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2013-07-02 10:45:15 AM
"Foxy Thieves"

You keep using that word....
 
2013-07-02 10:45:54 AM
Don't click the link!!!

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2013-07-02 10:47:48 AM

Diogenes: Sybarite: "They're attractive women that go into a bar and they have a scam and they work it again and again," said Dani Moschella, a spokeswoman for the sheriff's office."

Yeah, but really what man could resist?

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This isn't going to help her testimony in the Zimmerman trial.

/drink!
//*ack* drugged!


*searches pockets*
*takes your $11 and Blockbuster card*
 
2013-07-02 10:53:05 AM
Just remember, foxes are dogs.
 
2013-07-02 10:53:41 AM
Three?  I thought there were Five.
www.moviesera.com
/ketchup
 
2013-07-02 10:56:52 AM
more like the double bagger theives if you ask me
 
2013-07-02 10:57:32 AM
I've done worse in Florida.

/not proud
 
2013-07-02 10:57:38 AM
I don't go in for jewelry or guns and there's not usually a lot of cash about my person.

Sooo... what kinda drugs are talking about here?
 
2013-07-02 10:58:50 AM

NostroZ: GameSprocket: There is one "maybe" in that group. The men involved must have been pretty wasted before these women had anything to do with them.

Seriously.  Sounds like I'd need a lot of DRUGGING just to be able to look at these beasts without my stomach turning.

What kind of an idiot takes TWO of them home with him?
These ladies and their facial piercing scream "back alley trash" -to think that a man who has $250,000 in valuables at his home would take two of them home with him is a serious lapse in judgement.

Then again... it's Florida.
To live there is to have a lapse in judgement.


Its called slummin it. You aren't supposed to take them back to your house though.
 
2013-07-02 10:59:05 AM

NostroZ: GameSprocket: There is one "maybe" in that group. The men involved must have been pretty wasted before these women had anything to do with them.

Seriously.  Sounds like I'd need a lot of DRUGGING just to be able to look at these beasts without my stomach turning.

What kind of an idiot takes TWO of them home with him?
These ladies and their facial piercing scream "back alley trash" -to think that a man who has $250,000 in valuables at his home would take two of them home with him is a serious lapse in judgement.

Then again... it's Florida.
To live there is to have a lapse in judgement.


It is truly a horrible hell hole. Everyone should avoid it at all costs, it's for your own good!!
 
2013-07-02 11:00:49 AM
They have high-end bars in Broward County?
 
2013-07-02 11:01:01 AM
Oh wait, never mind, I RTFA'd and you go home with them *then* they drug and rob you. Bah. I'd probably fall for it with the blonde too. Then disappoint her when she got home to my messy room in a shared house and my enormous pile of coins. I'm quite a catch at the moment :)
 
2013-07-02 11:01:24 AM
Any "middle aged" man that goes to a bar/club named "YOLO" deserves to be drugged, robbed and shamed publicly.

/Yet another reason to get references
//And pay up front
 
2013-07-02 11:03:06 AM
foxy thieves you say

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2013-07-02 11:03:44 AM
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2013-07-02 11:04:19 AM
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2013-07-02 11:04:23 AM

Wendy's Chili: They have high-end bars in Broward County?


The high-end bars charge extra for ice.
 
2013-07-02 11:06:16 AM
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2013-07-02 11:07:00 AM
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2013-07-02 11:07:35 AM
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2013-07-02 11:09:27 AM
Does "foxy" mean something else in Florida?
 
2013-07-02 11:13:19 AM
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2013-07-02 11:18:18 AM

Igor Jakovsky: NostroZ: GameSprocket: There is one "maybe" in that group. The men involved must have been pretty wasted before these women had anything to do with them.

Seriously.  Sounds like I'd need a lot of DRUGGING just to be able to look at these beasts without my stomach turning.

What kind of an idiot takes TWO of them home with him?
These ladies and their facial piercing scream "back alley trash" -to think that a man who has $250,000 in valuables at his home would take two of them home with him is a serious lapse in judgement.

Then again... it's Florida.
To live there is to have a lapse in judgement.

Its called slummin it. You aren't supposed to take them back to your house though.


That's why you take a HOE to a HO-Tel.

Rich middle-age-crisis FAIL
 
2013-07-02 11:24:04 AM
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2013-07-02 11:25:32 AM
Too bad the thieves didn't wake up in their car in front of the bar with sore bumms.

/street justice
 
2013-07-02 11:30:59 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img10.imageshack.us image 850x566] (Black Cat and Catwoman)


slow clap
 
2013-07-02 11:38:20 AM

TelemonianAjax: slow clap


Oh you like the cross over?

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2013-07-02 11:40:52 AM
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Another classic blunder.
 
2013-07-02 11:45:07 AM
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2013-07-02 11:45:49 AM
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2013-07-02 11:46:27 AM
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2013-07-02 11:47:06 AM
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Old school

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2013-07-02 11:47:46 AM
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2013-07-02 11:48:22 AM
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2013-07-02 11:49:11 AM
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2013-07-02 12:57:09 PM
/weird boner bookmark
 
2013-07-02 01:00:29 PM
And here I've been robbed in the home depot parking lot 5 times in the last week...
 
2013-07-02 01:09:16 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img594.imageshack.us image 550x690]

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Hey Stealth...May I please swim in your hard drive? :D
 
2013-07-02 02:06:57 PM
Well I am safe, because I wouldn't even want to talk with any of those women let alone go anywhere with them. I could not drink enough to desire any of them, because I would die from alcohol poisoning first.
 
2013-07-02 02:28:02 PM
for fark's sake, SH - we all have the internet, we all know where images.google.com is.  One or two pics is one thing...
 
2013-07-02 02:39:01 PM

flightmonkey88: Hey Stealth...May I please swim in your hard drive? :D


You don't want to dive into this. You'll never see the sun again.

IamAwake: for fark's sake, SH - we all have the internet, we all know where images.google.com is.  One or two pics is one thing...


That's the fun part. Most of these won't be found in a simple google search.

And there is a way that you'll never have to see my posts again...

You're all kinds of tech savvy, I bet you can figure it out.
 
2013-07-02 02:52:51 PM

Fano: And here I've been robbed in the home depot parking lot 5 times in the last week...


And I plan on being robbed twice on Saturday.

/but not by these hags
 
2013-07-02 03:27:26 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: flightmonkey88: Hey Stealth...May I please swim in your hard drive? :D

You don't want to dive into this. You'll never see the sun again.

IamAwake: for fark's sake, SH - we all have the internet, we all know where images.google.com is.  One or two pics is one thing...

That's the fun part. Most of these won't be found in a simple google search.

And there is a way that you'll never have to see my posts again...

You're all kinds of tech savvy, I bet you can figure it out.


I would just like to thank Stealth Hippo for the sheer number of threads that he has made great recently.
 
2013-07-02 03:29:51 PM

Sweet Zombi Jesus: recently.


recently?!


And yes I keep checking back to this thread....


It could have been so much fun
 
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