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(CBC)   Former Canadian ambassador to the US admits "I am not an expert on moose sex"   (cbc.ca) divider line 25
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2013-07-02 08:54:12 AM
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2013-07-02 09:22:32 AM
Is "admits" really the right word there?
 
2013-07-02 10:23:28 AM
Then he's not really Canadian, is he?
 
2013-07-02 10:24:39 AM
I am

/do not ask my why
 
2013-07-02 10:25:11 AM
Guess he's never been married.
 
2013-07-02 10:25:26 AM

elffster: I am

/do not ask my why


Can I ask your ex?
 
2013-07-02 10:25:34 AM
What aboot lumberjackin, eh?
 
2013-07-02 10:25:51 AM

elffster: I am

/do not ask my why


also: me

//and i am not allowed to post anymore before im actually awake, some time in 2015
///moosen come in threes (do not ask my why)
 
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2013-07-02 10:26:03 AM

elffster: I am


What?  Canadian or into moose sex?
 
2013-07-02 10:26:34 AM
Mind you, møøse sexx kann be pretti nasti...
 
2013-07-02 10:29:18 AM

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I don't know...
 
2013-07-02 10:30:28 AM
What's stranger than that is that somewhere, someone is.
 
2013-07-02 10:34:17 AM
Talking møøse discovered in Canada. Is expert. Has pictures.
 
2013-07-02 10:34:33 AM
I once applied for membership in the Royal Canadian Moose Sex Experts Guild. My request for admission was denied three times in three consecutive years. After that, I lost faith in my moose sex expertise and never tried again.
 
2013-07-02 10:34:42 AM
maybe he meant moose knuckle?
 
2013-07-02 10:35:05 AM

MBooda: Mind you, møøse sexx kann be pretti nasti...


Should've been done in one, but instead done in ten.
 
2013-07-02 10:36:16 AM
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Good day and welcome to the Great White North, eh?

Good day, eh?

Yeah. Today, we're gonna talk about moose sex. Cause if you ever become an Ambassador, the first thing people want to know 'bout is moose sex.

Remember Uncle Garth's Ambassador? It had three on the tree, eh?

You hosehead. Not that kind of Ambassador. The other kind. The people kind.

That certainly clears things up. Garth's Ambassador had A/C with "Desert Only" setting. Like, why would you need that in the Great White North, eh?

Shut up you hoser. Ambassadors are like people who get picked to go to other countries and represent Canada, eh? Like if the United States said "We want to invade Canada and take yer oil" the Ambassador would say "No way, you hosers!"

Take off.

Yeah. Take off but they're not gonna do that 'cause, like only we know where the oil is or something. Anyways. Moose sex is what everyone asks the Canadian ambassador about.

Moose sex is like horse sex but with antlers. That's what I'd tell them if I was an Ambassador.

Take off, hoser. Who would make you Ambassador?

It could happen. I could be Ambassador of North Dakota. I went there once. By accident.

My brother drove there by accident. He can't read a map, eh? What kind of Ambassador would you be if you can't even read a gas station map.

It was dark, eh? And we got to this town and we said "Am I in Canada? And they said, 'No you hoser. You're in North Dakota'." So I had to sneak back north, eh? They sell beer in stores, you know? But you gotta wait until 6:01 AM or I guess they sell out too fast.

You hoser. Well, that's all the time we have today. I guess you can say moose sex is a lot like horse sex but with antlers, eh. So. Good day, eh?

Good day, eh?
 
2013-07-02 10:36:28 AM

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I don't know...


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2013-07-02 10:37:38 AM
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2013-07-02 10:37:47 AM

Stahi: MBooda: Mind you, møøse sexx kann be pretti nasti...

Should've been done in one, but instead done in ten.


The people responsible for making posts have been sacked. Please enjoy the new style postings, instead.
 
2013-07-02 10:38:46 AM

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I don't know...

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I'd cover her in something slimy, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-07-02 10:41:53 AM

palelizard: Then he's not really Canadian, is he?


Or maybe he's from Toronto.
 
2013-07-02 10:43:08 AM

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I don't know...

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I'd cover her in something slimy, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.


Mine's green, too.
 
2013-07-02 10:43:48 AM

FirstNationalBastard: PizzaJedi81: Guadior42: WippitGuud: FirstNationalBastard: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]

I don't know...

[bestofthe80s.files.wordpress.com image 320x254]

I'd cover her in something slimy, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

Mine's green, too.


You may want to see a doctor about that.
 
2013-07-02 11:10:11 AM
The same can be said for some moose.
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