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(Daily Mail)   Rod Stewart says modern men dress 'like tramps' when going out for dinner or on the town. With pics that proves Rod Stewart knows how to dress as a tramp   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 35
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2013-07-02 08:52:41 AM  
So... I guess he doesn't think they're sexy?
 
2013-07-02 08:52:57 AM  
Spritely old curmudgeon
 
2013-07-02 09:11:49 AM  
is he really short or is his lady really tall?
 
2013-07-02 09:11:52 AM  
I'll start dressing up for dinner when models are the ones I am meeting for the meal and it's pretty much a given that they'll be taking a cab home at seven in the morning from my place.

Until then I'm going to eat my Hot Pockets alone.  I might even put on boxers without streaks in it....but only of they're the pepperoni Hot Pockets.
 
2013-07-02 09:12:37 AM  
Cue zero f*cks given picks.

FirstNationalBastard: So... I guess he doesn't think they're sexy?


Gotta love that RevCo cover, no?
 
2013-07-02 09:13:13 AM  
pics, too.
 
2013-07-02 09:14:53 AM  
You have to admit, though, that it's a lot easier to get your stomach pumped if you're wearing a tshirt and khakis.
 
2013-07-02 09:18:51 AM  
djwanker.files.wordpress.com

If this is the way men are now dressing when they go out for dinner, I'm never going out for dinner again.
 
2013-07-02 09:21:08 AM  
Stewart, 68, said: 'I hate the way men dress today - at the theatre it's all anoraks and shorts.

OK, parkas and shorts just makes no sense. Not 'makes no sense' in the way that i am agreeing with him, but 'makes no sense' as in I don't know what the fark kind of nights at the theatre he attends.
 
2013-07-02 09:21:13 AM  

ModernPrimitive01: is he really short or is his lady really tall?


No he's really that short, think he's like 5 10 or something. Put a 6 foot woman next to him in heels and he'd obviously look like a dwarf.
 
2013-07-02 09:34:53 AM  
whats up with the butternut squash blazer? was H&M having a sale
 
2013-07-02 09:35:41 AM  
Rod Stewart dresses like the 3rd Doctor
 
2013-07-02 09:38:23 AM  
He looks like a hobbit in that picture, so of course he'd have an opinion on how to dress for dinner.
 
2013-07-02 09:44:07 AM  
You keep asking your wife if your outfit looks good and keep up on the fashion trends, I'll be sitting in the restaurant in jeans and a t-shirt eating my steak
 
2013-07-02 09:45:03 AM  
And what's ther deal with the way people dress for church these days?  Hey!  Listen to me!  Hello?  Anyone?  I sang Do You Think I'm Sexy and am another shining example of someone from the 70's who was mass marketed for sex appeal but has undoubtedly sucked more miles of c*ck than a porn star.  NTTAWWT.  I mean, I was also able to pull Rachel Hunter!  Guys?
 
2013-07-02 09:49:18 AM  
...says the guy who sang Tonight's the Night (Gonna Be Alright)?

Um... yeah. If you say so, I guess.
 
2013-07-02 09:50:52 AM  
He's right. People dress like slobs these days. I'll include myself - but I really should stop.
 
2013-07-02 09:52:31 AM  
How a tramp might dress:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-07-02 09:56:08 AM  
He's right, you know. Hoodies, shorts & ball-caps should NOT be worn to funeral visitations.
It's not recess at the school playground, douche-bag youth!
 
2013-07-02 10:04:11 AM  

oldfarthenry: He's right, you know. Hoodies, shorts & ball-caps should NOT be worn to funeral visitations.
It's not recess at the school playground, douche-bag youth!


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It's not just the yutes, I see a lot of boomers who show up dressed in jeans and Led Zeppelin t-shirts.   To be fair, it's not just men, lots of women show up dressed like idiots as well.

How to dress like a man.   http://www.lewrockwell.com/tucker/tucker38.html
 
2013-07-02 10:10:48 AM  
I heard one time they pumped, like, 20 gerbils out of his stomach and then he snorted their ashes. pretty cool.
 
2013-07-02 10:11:12 AM  

ongbok: If this is the way men are now dressing when they go out for dinner, I'm never going out for dinner again.


Is that the school teacher who got fired for working in a bikini on a charter fishing boat, then ended up doing porn?
 
2013-07-02 10:50:33 AM  

ongbok: If this is the way men are now dressing when they go out for dinner, I'm never going out for dinner again.


Her photographer needs to tell her a smile goes a long way toward selling the sizzle.
 
2013-07-02 10:54:12 AM  

fatalvenom: ongbok: If this is the way men are now dressing when they go out for dinner, I'm never going out for dinner again.

Is that the school teacher who got fired for working in a bikini on a charter fishing boat, then ended up doing porn?


I have no idea. I did a GIS for tramp and she came up. I bet she loves that fact.
 
2013-07-02 10:59:07 AM  
Sometimes women overdress for events. Hell I dated a girl that would dress up for a dive bar like it was a night at a 4 star restaurant and the theater. Women dont dress up for you they dress up for the other women.
 
2013-07-02 11:15:21 AM  
Nana's Vibrator: And what's the deal with the way people dress for church these days? Hey! Listen to me! Hello? Anyone?

I always wear a tie to church, and a vested suit in the winter months. Way back about half the fellows always did, about twenty years ago it went down to about a quarter of the men doing so. Now not only am I in the very small minority, sometimes I will look around and notice that I am the only one wearing a suit in the wintertime.

I know you're not supposed to judge, and it's good that family men show up in church with their families. But there is something a mite unsettling about watching a guy with kids wearing a tie dyed wife beater, shorts and flip flops to mass.
 
2013-07-02 11:17:24 AM  

groppet: Sometimes women overdress for events. Hell I dated a girl that would dress up for a dive bar like it was a night at a 4 star restaurant and the theater. Women dont dress up for you they dress up for the other women.


They dress you up for the other women, too.  "Didn't I make him look nice."
 
2013-07-02 11:20:14 AM  

varmitydog: Nana's Vibrator: And what's the deal with the way people dress for church these days? Hey! Listen to me! Hello? Anyone?

I always wear a tie to church, and a vested suit in the winter months. Way back about half the fellows always did, about twenty years ago it went down to about a quarter of the men doing so. Now not only am I in the very small minority, sometimes I will look around and notice that I am the only one wearing a suit in the wintertime.

I know you're not supposed to judge, and it's good that family men show up in church with their families. But there is something a mite unsettling about watching a guy with kids wearing a tie dyed wife beater, shorts and flip flops to mass.


I was wondering what about this surprises you until you mentioned mass.

/southern babdiss country
 
2013-07-02 11:21:21 AM  
cdn.wegotthiscovered.com
"Where jah think you're gooing, yeh toerag?"
 
2013-07-02 12:37:54 PM  

ongbok: [djwanker.files.wordpress.com image 850x1360]

If this is the way men are now dressing when they go out for dinner, I'm never going out for dinner again.


She's British, isn't she?
 
2013-07-02 12:42:04 PM  
I prefer to dress as either gypsy thief, myself.
 
2013-07-02 01:07:08 PM  
Stewart is dead right.  Most guys dress like they could be a bum who will wash your windshield for a buck.
 
2013-07-02 02:54:37 PM  

Freakin Rican: whats up with the butternut squash blazer? was H&M having a sale


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Since he's rich, he can get a way with it.   He can afford to wear a blazer like that only once or twice a year.  If you're an ordinary guy, you want to avoid "unique" stuff like that.
 
2013-07-02 03:55:16 PM  
I thought Stewart was into 3 Button hand me downs?
 
2013-07-03 12:53:02 AM  
Rod Stewart sucks.
 
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