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2013-07-02 08:58:03 AM
So which witness will the prosecution call and then attempt to discredit today?
 
2013-07-02 09:15:51 AM
Zimmerman looks like he ate ALL the eels.  And the hovercraft.
 
2013-07-02 09:21:20 AM
Since there's absolutely no evidence that even begins to suggest he's guilty, I'm convinced that he's going to be convicted.
 
2013-07-02 09:24:12 AM

Popcorn Johnny: Since there's absolutely no evidence that even begins to suggest he's guilty, I'm convinced that he's going to be convicted.


I see your Zimmerman pager app is working.
 
2013-07-02 09:38:42 AM

nekom: So which witness will the prosecution call and then attempt to discredit today?


Great Boobies, Honey-bunch.
 
2013-07-02 09:43:11 AM

Diogenes: I see your Zimmerman pager app is working.


Says the guy who posts right after me.
 
2013-07-02 09:44:47 AM

dittybopper: nekom: So which witness will the prosecution call and then attempt to discredit today?

Great Boobies, Honey-bunch.


That's what my wife always tells me.
 
2013-07-02 09:49:03 AM

Popcorn Johnny: Diogenes: I see your Zimmerman pager app is working.

Says the guy who posts right after me.


Oooo...burn!
 
2013-07-02 09:50:13 AM
I once asked a hooker to give me a Hungarian Phrasebook, but she wanted an extra $300 so I settled for an Albanian Thesaurus with a Rotterdam Churn Handle instead.
 
2013-07-02 09:59:47 AM

Popcorn Johnny: Since there's absolutely no evidence that even begins to suggest he's guilty, I'm convinced that he's going to be convicted.


Must...not...take...bait!
 
2013-07-02 10:00:40 AM

Diogenes: Zimmerman looks like he ate ALL the eels.  And the hovercraft.


Came for the MP reference.

/leaving...I feel happy... I feel happy.
 
2013-07-02 10:02:55 AM
I'm not 7 minutes interested.
 
2013-07-02 10:06:30 AM
this is that southern lady who used the n word, right?

lucky the NSA was reading her emails else we'd never have known.
 
2013-07-02 10:06:39 AM
I don't really give a flying fark about George Zimmerman. Whether he's guilty or not, he's a complete idiot, cop wannabe who put himself in the situation.

That being said, any website that just starts auto-playing audio or video with audio should be dragged out into the street and shot. I farking hate that bullshiat.
 
2013-07-02 10:07:41 AM
Meanwhile on ESPN, they're interviewing some athlete on his latest bowel movement.
 
2013-07-02 10:07:54 AM
Mr. Coffee Nerves:  with a Rotterdam Churn Handle instead.


Is that what the locals call a Dutch Rudder?
 
2013-07-02 10:08:39 AM
Dumbass vigilante fat fark.
 
2013-07-02 10:09:37 AM
The way the local news here has been advertising their trial coverage is shameful, only playing the audio that makes him sound guilty as sin during the commercials. I mean, I think he's guilty myself, but I'm not a local news network that's supposed to be unbiased./still believes in innocent until proven guilty.
 
2013-07-02 10:10:12 AM

Popcorn Johnny: Since there's absolutely no evidence that even begins to suggest he's guilty, I'm convinced that he's going to be convicted.


You know, aside from the 911 rant about how "they" always get away and the dead body with a bullet from Zimmerman's gun in it.
 
2013-07-02 10:11:34 AM
The transcript is hilarious:

- totally -- a huge boulders come back. In court today. Prosecutors continued to make their case that George Zimmermann is guilty of murdering seventeen year old trade bond -- You were able to get into his mind as to why he followed.
 
2013-07-02 10:13:19 AM
At first, I was confused, and then I read...

Tonight we welcome Nightline's new co anchor Dan Abrams in Sanford Florida with the very latest welcome down.

Thanks to Jew behind me is the courthouse.


My God... It's beautiful. The casual racial remarks, the oddly plausible yet confusing faux-slang scattered throughout... it's brilliant.
 
2013-07-02 10:13:36 AM
Wow.... this makes it a TOTALLY different kind of encounter between GZ and TM:

I didn't can't miss any time -- isolation. John good testified that he saw the man he now believes to be -- on top of Zimmerman beating it. Bolstering the defense's claim of self defense.
 
2013-07-02 10:15:38 AM

PizzaJedi81: Must...not...take...bait!


How is that bait? I've said from the beginning that I believe Zimmerman isn't guilty and the evidence has fully supported that. I just don't have a shred of faith in the legal system after seeing so many high profile cases go the opposite direction of what was expected. You're also dealing with a jury full of women who could put logic aside and rule based solely on the fact that a young adult was killed. I can also guarantee that the jurors are thinking about the possible repercussions if they find Zimmerman innocent and then the public finds out their identity. They could also figure that it's better to send Zimmerman to prison than to watch their community burn in the ensuing riots.
 
2013-07-02 10:15:48 AM
...on top of Zimmerman beating it.

Oh, lol.
 
2013-07-02 10:19:41 AM
Cripes this is more cringe-worthy great than running spanish TV with american subtitles.
 
2013-07-02 10:20:44 AM

Popcorn Johnny: the evidence has fully supported that.


As mentioned earlier, there's the fact that the bullet that killed Trayvon was from Zimmerman's gun, Zimmerman's 911 call, wherein he was TOLD not to pursue or confront Trayvon, Zimmerman's rants about how "they" were always getting away with stuff...ya know...not too much. Yes, a lot of circumstantial evidence, but most murder cases have scads of that and THAT is what they are based on, not one single smoking gun like CSI or Law & Order would have you believe.
 
2013-07-02 10:20:52 AM
My nipples explode with delight!
 
2013-07-02 10:21:40 AM

Popcorn Johnny: You're also dealing with a jury full of women who could put logic aside and rule based solely on the fact that a young adult was killed.


And a jury of men wouldn't ?
 
2013-07-02 10:22:30 AM

PizzaJedi81: wherein he was TOLD not to pursue or confront Trayvon


Thanks for making it so clear that you're not following the facts of the case. I see no need to engage you in a debate over a subject that you haven't even taken 5 minutes to educate yourself about.
 
2013-07-02 10:26:35 AM

Popcorn Johnny: PizzaJedi81: wherein he was TOLD not to pursue or confront Trayvon

Thanks for making it so clear that you're not following the facts of the case. I see no need to engage you in a debate over a subject that you haven't even taken 5 minutes to educate yourself about.


Transcript, relevant bit highlighted by the website, but I'll quote it for you.

Dispatcher: Are you following him?

Zimmerman: Yeah.

Dispatcher: Okay, we don't need you to do that.

Your turn.
 
2013-07-02 10:29:03 AM

PizzaJedi81: Popcorn Johnny: PizzaJedi81: wherein he was TOLD not to pursue or confront Trayvon

Thanks for making it so clear that you're not following the facts of the case. I see no need to engage you in a debate over a subject that you haven't even taken 5 minutes to educate yourself about.

Transcript, relevant bit highlighted by the website, but I'll quote it for you.

Dispatcher: Are you following him?

Zimmerman: Yeah.

Dispatcher: Okay, we don't need you to do that.

Your turn.


I'll save Johnny the time.
That's a suggestion, not an order. So he wasn't told to do or not to do anything.
 
2013-07-02 10:29:09 AM
Ned Stark

Know how I know you haven't been following alng with the actual evidence being presented? If you have been, your comprehension skills suck bawls.

/either that or I just bit on a trawl line
 
2013-07-02 10:31:31 AM

BeowulfSmith: I don't really give a flying fark about George Zimmerman. Whether he's guilty or not, he's a complete idiot, cop wannabe who put himself in the situation.

That being said, any website that just starts auto-playing audio or video with audio should be dragged out into the street and shot. I farking hate that bullshiat.


NoScript for the win.
 
2013-07-02 10:32:35 AM

PizzaJedi81: Popcorn Johnny: the evidence has fully supported that.

As mentioned earlier, there's the fact that the bullet that killed Trayvon was from Zimmerman's gun, Zimmerman's 911 call, wherein he was TOLD not to pursue or confront Trayvon, Zimmerman's rants about how "they" were always getting away with stuff...ya know...not too much. Yes, a lot of circumstantial evidence, but most murder cases have scads of that and THAT is what they are based on, not one single smoking gun like CSI or Law & Order would have you believe.


The prosecution has to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that Zimmerman wasn't acting in self-defense.  None of what you said above is evidence of that.  They pretty much have nothing, and he's very likely going to walk.  That doesn't mean he's innocent, just that there's no proof that he's guilty.
 
2013-07-02 10:34:23 AM

PizzaJedi81: Popcorn Johnny: PizzaJedi81: wherein he was TOLD not to pursue or confront Trayvon

Thanks for making it so clear that you're not following the facts of the case. I see no need to engage you in a debate over a subject that you haven't even taken 5 minutes to educate yourself about.

Transcript, relevant bit highlighted by the website, but I'll quote it for you.

Dispatcher: Are you following him?

Zimmerman: Yeah.

Dispatcher: Okay, we don't need you to do that.

Your turn.


I can tell you first hand that despite the dispatchers suggestion, he actually has no authority.
 
2013-07-02 10:34:25 AM

The Singing Bush: They pretty much have nothing, and he's very likely going to walk. That doesn't mean he's innocent, just that there's no proof that he's guilty.


Sadly, I'm of that opinion.

Sigh...I think I'm gonna stick to Entertainment/Geek tabs for now.
 
2013-07-02 10:35:54 AM

WTFDYW: Ned Stark

Know how I know you haven't been following alng with the actual evidence being presented? If you have been, your comprehension skills suck bawls.

/either that or I just bit on a trawl line


What's false about what I said?

I would agree that theres plenty of reasonable doubt, and, barring some stunning revelation, that he should be acquitted.

But insufficient evidence is not the same as no evidence.
 
2013-07-02 10:36:25 AM
Drop your panties, Judge Nelson, I cannot wait til lunchtime!
www.cardinalfang.net
 
2013-07-02 10:37:04 AM
'Remove your panties Sir William, I cannot wait until lunchtime'.
 
2013-07-02 10:38:34 AM
Thanks to Jew behind me is the courthouse -- today for the first time the jurors heard from defendant George -- himself. As he described to police what happened the night he shot seventeen year old trade on Martin. And yet it was also a day -- the prosecution's witnesses and even Zimmerman is account.


hee hee
 
2013-07-02 10:39:50 AM
BOUNCEY BOUNCEY!
 
2013-07-02 10:41:30 AM

PizzaJedi81: The Singing Bush: They pretty much have nothing, and he's very likely going to walk. That doesn't mean he's innocent, just that there's no proof that he's guilty.

Sadly, I'm of that opinion.

Sigh...I think I'm gonna stick to Entertainment/Geek tabs for now.


Oh, I'd stick to the Entertainment/Geek tabs if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

/I'm so sorry.  I know it makes no sense and isn't funny, but I couldn't resist
 
2013-07-02 10:44:45 AM

The Singing Bush: Oh, I'd stick to the Entertainment/Geek tabs if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

/I'm so sorry. I know it makes no sense and isn't funny, but I couldn't resist


No worries. It's kinda nice being Fark Famous tm.
 
2013-07-02 10:46:51 AM

dittybopper: nekom: So which witness will the prosecution call and then attempt to discredit today?

Great Boobies, Honey-bunch.


Is that an expression?  Like "great scott!"
 
2013-07-02 10:50:32 AM

PizzaJedi81: Popcorn Johnny: PizzaJedi81: wherein he was TOLD not to pursue or confront Trayvon

Thanks for making it so clear that you're not following the facts of the case. I see no need to engage you in a debate over a subject that you haven't even taken 5 minutes to educate yourself about.

Transcript, relevant bit highlighted by the website, but I'll quote it for you.

Dispatcher: Are you following him?

Zimmerman: Yeah.

Dispatcher: Okay, we don't need you to do that.

Your turn.


Me after finishing dinner and picking up my plate and my guest's "Let me get those"
My guest: "I don't need you to do that"

Was my guest's statement
 A- a request
B- an order


Hint: the correct answer is A
 
2013-07-02 10:55:47 AM
Me after finishing dinner and picking up my plate and my guest's "Let me get those"
My guest: "I don't need you to do that"
Was my guest's statement
 A- a request
B- an order

Hint: the correct answer is A

 ----


I walk up to you and start kicking you in the groin.
You say "Please don't do that."
Was your statement

A - a request
B - an order

Hint: The correct answer is, I don't care because I'm not the one being kicked in the groin.
 
2013-07-02 11:08:10 AM

PizzaJedi81: Popcorn Johnny: PizzaJedi81: wherein he was TOLD not to pursue or confront Trayvon

Thanks for making it so clear that you're not following the facts of the case. I see no need to engage you in a debate over a subject that you haven't even taken 5 minutes to educate yourself about.

Transcript, relevant bit highlighted by the website, but I'll quote it for you.

Dispatcher: Are you following him?

Zimmerman: Yeah.

Dispatcher: Okay, we don't need you to do that.

Your turn.


None of that means anything, and you know it. Not a single thing.
 
2013-07-02 11:20:42 AM

BeowulfSmith: any website that just starts auto-playing audio or video with audio should be dragged out into the street and shot. I farking hate that bullshiat.


It's even more fun when two ads play at once and they begin talking over one another
 
2013-07-02 11:22:29 AM

BeowulfSmith: I don't really give a flying fark about George Zimmerman. Whether he's guilty or not, he's a complete idiot, cop wannabe who put himself in the situation.

That being said, any website that just starts auto-playing audio or video with audio should be dragged out into the street and shot. I farking hate that bullshiat.


All of this.
 
2013-07-02 11:44:13 AM
 any website that just starts auto-playing audio or video with audio should be dragged out into the street and shot. I farking hate that bullshiat.

It's even more fun when two ads play at once and they begin talking over one another

Or when they are the same ad, and one is in Spanish and the other in English

/have actually had that happen
//was on YouTube, surprise
 
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