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(TMZ)   In today's 90s mad libs headline, MTV VJ Kennedy says Michael Jordan tried to take her virginity   (tmz.com) divider line 28
    More: Interesting, MTV VJ Kennedy, Michael Jordan, MTV, Russell Simmons, romantic love  
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2013-07-02 10:35:23 AM  
4 votes:
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RIP Martha Quinn
2013-07-02 10:21:20 AM  
4 votes:

Super Chronic: /presume you mean Nina Blackwood


... and coincidentally, it appears "Blackwood" could be the title of a chapter of Kennedy's book.

/ducks
2013-07-02 11:17:49 AM  
3 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

MTV peaked right around here.
2013-07-02 09:12:22 AM  
3 votes:
Desperate washed up fame whore say what?
2013-07-02 08:31:34 PM  
2 votes:

Mugato: Slaves2Darkness: Aww how cute, people who actually remember who the "stars" of MTV were.

And there are people who think they are clever because they are  condescending to those people


He found a way to feel superior. Leave him be.
2013-07-02 08:17:12 PM  
2 votes:

Slaves2Darkness: Aww how cute, people who actually remember who the "stars" of MTV were.


And there are people who think they are clever because they are  condescending to those people
2013-07-02 12:12:19 PM  
2 votes:
.......KENNEDY
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//Really?  100+ comments and I'm the first?
2013-07-02 11:11:34 AM  
2 votes:
So MJ wanted to fillet some VJ-jay. Okay.
2013-07-02 10:54:45 AM  
2 votes:

fat_free: In the late 80s, I told myself that I'd always try to stay current on the latest music, watch MTV and read Rolling Stone magazine, even into old age.  My MTV viewing ended about 6 years after that; Rolling Stone, 3.


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2013-07-02 10:48:52 AM  
2 votes:
I remember thinking Kennedy was hot back when I was a teenager.  Oddly enough, whenever conversation about these TV stars from the 90's comes up, or whenever I bump into a girl I went to high school with, I always seem to think I had a crush on them.  It's almost as if I thought about farking every single female I was exposed to as a teenager.  Hmmmm....
2013-07-02 10:17:34 AM  
2 votes:
filet my vag like a sea bass

This is going into my common vernacular
2013-07-02 04:23:05 PM  
1 votes:
 

SurelyShirley: tricycleracer: I was all about Serena Altschul back in the 90s.

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That's old school.


No this is old school. Get on our old fogey lvl noob.
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2013-07-02 02:39:54 PM  
1 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Time has Cigarettes have not been kind to Nina Blackwood

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FIFY

She makes Patty & Selma Bouvier sound sexy in comparison.

imgs.sfgate.com
2013-07-02 12:30:23 PM  
1 votes:
So: Was he Friend or Foe?

b.vimeocdn.com

I can't be the only one that remembers this.
2013-07-02 11:30:11 AM  
1 votes:
2013-07-02 10:57:35 AM  
1 votes:

Wellon Dowd: ChrisDe: dletter: Sybarite: Desperate washed up fame whore say what?

That being said.... nice book cover.

"The Golden Age of MTV"? I think she was about five years too late for that.

MTV peaked on August 2, 1981.

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Wrong!

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2013-07-02 10:43:44 AM  
1 votes:
At least it wasn't that one girl who won that contest... Jesse I think
2013-07-02 10:43:09 AM  
1 votes:
That's a pretty weaksauce plea for attention.  I think I will start using it.  Seabass.  Whateves.
2013-07-02 10:38:49 AM  
1 votes:
That's just Edward Snowden in a wig trying to get more attention.
2013-07-02 10:33:54 AM  
1 votes:

wambu: Are we talking anal or oral virginity?

/or was that already gone?


You're thinking of Downtown Julie Brown.
2013-07-02 10:24:45 AM  
1 votes:
I'd hit it with my Chappaquiddick.

/oh, wrong Kennedy.
2013-07-02 10:24:11 AM  
1 votes:
Odd, her book title mentions "golden age of MTV", but she was on in the 90's.
2013-07-02 10:24:05 AM  
1 votes:
He tried to, but he couldn't find it.
2013-07-02 10:22:28 AM  
1 votes:
Are we talking anal or oral virginity?

/or was that already gone?
2013-07-02 10:22:27 AM  
1 votes:

dletter: Sybarite: Desperate washed up fame whore say what?

That being said.... nice book cover.


"The Golden Age of MTV"? I think she was about five years too late for that.
2013-07-02 10:22:01 AM  
1 votes:

Odd Bird: Anita Blackwood > Martha Quinn > Kennedy


Sorry, but I'm with Mojo Nixon on this one.

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2013-07-02 10:20:33 AM  
1 votes:

Odd Bird: Priapetic: Anita Blackwood > Martha Quinn > Kennedy

That is all.

FTFM

/DNRTA b/c it's TMZ


Who?

/presume you mean Nina Blackwood
2013-07-02 10:17:59 AM  
1 votes:

John Napkintosh: That was such a non-story. Not only did he never actually try, Jordan was the one to mention that he was married anyway. So basically he joked about it without intending to.

/??


Whatevs
 
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