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(TMZ)   In today's 90s mad libs headline, MTV VJ Kennedy says Michael Jordan tried to take her virginity   (tmz.com) divider line 199
    More: Interesting, MTV VJ Kennedy, Michael Jordan, MTV, Russell Simmons, romantic love  
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2013-07-02 09:12:22 AM  
Desperate washed up fame whore say what?
 
2013-07-02 09:53:04 AM  

Sybarite: Desperate washed up fame whore say what?


That being said.... nice book cover.
 
2013-07-02 10:02:09 AM  
I don't give a shiat about her stories but I did have a crush on Kennedy as a kid. She was no Duff though.
 
2013-07-02 10:13:14 AM  
Martha Quinn > Kennedy

That is all.
 
2013-07-02 10:14:24 AM  
and not a single fark was given

/book cover was nice though
 
2013-07-02 10:16:18 AM  
Why MJ why?

www.refinery29.com
 
2013-07-02 10:16:30 AM  
Has anyone made a comment yet on the book cover?  Because if not, I have a few that would suffice...

/nice book cover
 
2013-07-02 10:16:41 AM  

Priapetic: Anita Blackwood > Martha Quinn > Kennedy

That is all.


FTFM

/DNRTA b/c it's TMZ
 
2013-07-02 10:16:51 AM  
That was such a non-story. Not only did he never actually try, Jordan was the one to mention that he was married anyway. So basically he joked about it without intending to.

/??
 
2013-07-02 10:17:34 AM  
filet my vag like a sea bass

This is going into my common vernacular
 
2013-07-02 10:17:59 AM  

John Napkintosh: That was such a non-story. Not only did he never actually try, Jordan was the one to mention that he was married anyway. So basically he joked about it without intending to.

/??


Whatevs
 
2013-07-02 10:19:54 AM  
Watched "Video Killed the Radio Star" in 81 to kick off MTV. Graduated High School in 1989. 

I don't remember this person.
 
2013-07-02 10:20:33 AM  

Odd Bird: Priapetic: Anita Blackwood > Martha Quinn > Kennedy

That is all.

FTFM

/DNRTA b/c it's TMZ


Who?

/presume you mean Nina Blackwood
 
2013-07-02 10:21:20 AM  

Super Chronic: /presume you mean Nina Blackwood


... and coincidentally, it appears "Blackwood" could be the title of a chapter of Kennedy's book.

/ducks
 
2013-07-02 10:21:33 AM  
Grade-A bull plop.
 
2013-07-02 10:22:01 AM  

Odd Bird: Anita Blackwood > Martha Quinn > Kennedy


Sorry, but I'm with Mojo Nixon on this one.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-02 10:22:27 AM  

dletter: Sybarite: Desperate washed up fame whore say what?

That being said.... nice book cover.


"The Golden Age of MTV"? I think she was about five years too late for that.
 
2013-07-02 10:22:28 AM  
Are we talking anal or oral virginity?

/or was that already gone?
 
2013-07-02 10:22:37 AM  

John Napkintosh: Jordan was the one to mention that he was married anyway


I'm sure that mattered to him a lot.
 
2013-07-02 10:22:46 AM  

onzmadi: and not a single fark was given

/book cover was nice though


... except for the person who gave enough of a fark to comment how he/she/it did not give a fark.
 
2013-07-02 10:24:05 AM  
He tried to, but he couldn't find it.
 
2013-07-02 10:24:11 AM  
Odd, her book title mentions "golden age of MTV", but she was on in the 90's.
 
2013-07-02 10:24:34 AM  

ChrisDe: dletter: Sybarite: Desperate washed up fame whore say what?

That being said.... nice book cover.

"The Golden Age of MTV"? I think she was about five years too late for that.


MTV peaked on August 2, 1981.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-02 10:24:45 AM  
I'd hit it with my Chappaquiddick.

/oh, wrong Kennedy.
 
2013-07-02 10:25:30 AM  

Pockafrusta: Watched "Video Killed the Radio Star" in 81 to kick off MTV. Graduated High School in 1989. 

I don't remember this person.


Little bit after your time.  Kennedy was from the era of Beavis and Butt-Head, The State and that one show hosted by Jon Stewart.

/also high school class of '89, but had stunted development and was still watching MTV in the 90s
 
2013-07-02 10:25:47 AM  
Eh, she was cute in a way back then, but dear god her personality on whatever she was hosting back then was annoying as fark. If she had that personality in real life I can see why she was a virgin for so long.  Frankly she looks better now than she ever did back then.
 
2013-07-02 10:26:13 AM  
Hey that kinda rhymes.  Intentional on the part of the submitter?
 
2013-07-02 10:26:30 AM  

onzmadi: and not a single fark was given

/book cover was nice though


Eh.  I wouldn't mind seeing the video, though.
 
2013-07-02 10:27:33 AM  

Pockafrusta: Watched "Video Killed the Radio Star" in 81 to kick off MTV. Graduated High School in 1989. 

I don't remember this person.


After our time.
 
2013-07-02 10:28:38 AM  
I was all about Serena Altschul back in the 90s.

si0.twimg.com
www.mtv.com
 
2013-07-02 10:28:41 AM  

Pockafrusta: Watched "Video Killed the Radio Star" in 81 to kick off MTV. Graduated High School in 1989. 

I don't remember this person.


"As 'Kennedy', [she] ushered in a new musical era for MTV as the host of Alternative Nation from 1992-1996, helping popularize bands like Pearl Jam, Soundgarden and Nirvana." Between her and Loder, that's 90% of the non-video airtime in the mid-90s.

Go be old somewhere else.

// you're only a decade older than I
 
2013-07-02 10:29:31 AM  

Wellon Dowd: Odd Bird: Anita Blackwood > Martha Quinn > Kennedy

Sorry, but I'm with Mojo Nixon on this one.

[i.imgur.com image 500x334]


He's a muffin-stuffer from way back.

/Jello Biafra. Amen.
 
2013-07-02 10:30:19 AM  

Wellon Dowd: Odd Bird:  Nina Blackwood > Martha Quinn > Kennedy



25.media.tumblr.com

There is only one way to solve the Nina < > Martha debate. I shall go back in time, have them both bathed and brought upon my chambers, and emerge a few minutes hours later with a decision.

But if we're talking CURRENT Nina < > Martha: TEAM MARTHA!!!!
 
2013-07-02 10:31:14 AM  
So, a washed up, forgotten fame whore wrote a book in a desperate attempt to get another 15 minutes by waxing nostalgic over her previous 15 minutes of fame, and now she wants some publicity for it by making outrageous claims and telling stories that cant/wont be verified by anyone else involved but her. Yay!

/she was ugly and annoying then and she's ugly and annoying now.
 
2013-07-02 10:33:54 AM  

wambu: Are we talking anal or oral virginity?

/or was that already gone?


You're thinking of Downtown Julie Brown.
 
2013-07-02 10:34:16 AM  
Hey! It's the host of Friend or Foe on Game Show Network!

...yes, that is where I remember her from. I also still, to this day, think of Ryan Seacrest as the host of a kids' game show called Click.
 
2013-07-02 10:34:51 AM  

tricycleracer: I was all about Serena Altschul back in the 90s.

[si0.twimg.com image 422x500]
[www.mtv.com image 185x270]


That's old school.
 
2013-07-02 10:35:05 AM  
Kennedy was cute as hell back in the day.
 
2013-07-02 10:35:23 AM  
Stop putting featured partners and insisting on removing chrome ad block. You have enough nuts, greed is not a good look for you.
 
2013-07-02 10:35:23 AM  
www.nndb.com
RIP Martha Quinn
 
2013-07-02 10:36:25 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: filet my vag like a sea bass

This is going into my common vernacular


I read that line and briefly pondered how the rest of the book must read. I think I'm going to give it a pass.
 
2013-07-02 10:38:05 AM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Eh, she was cute in a way back then, but dear god her personality on whatever she was hosting back then was annoying as fark. If she had that personality in real life I can see why she was a virgin for so long.  Frankly she looks better now than she ever did back then.



I think being annoying and unpleasant was corporate policy in that time period. As annoying as Kennedy was, John Sencio was much worse. Donal Logue's cab driver character, worse still.
 
2013-07-02 10:38:49 AM  
That's just Edward Snowden in a wig trying to get more attention.
 
2013-07-02 10:39:55 AM  
My sister and I bonded over our shared lust for Kennedy. Serena Altschul was a little too intimidating for both of us, though.
 
2013-07-02 10:41:25 AM  

The DBS: Odd, her book title mentions "golden age of MTV", but she was on in the 90's.


Eh, the 90s were a bit of a golden age, at least before they popularized reality TV. The 90's were when MTV was most relevant to pop culture, started to become more than simple "Music Television". They were helping a younger generation learn about politics with their participation in Rock the Vote, they were bringing STD and AIDS awareness to a younger generation that likely blew off learning the same stuff in school. They started informing a younger generation about world events when those kids likely couldn't be bothered to watch regular news. There's a shiat load of stuff MTV started in the 90s that was pretty revolutionary for the time, a simple music video channel actually doing something kinda important. Of course those same things that were revolutionary at the time. Of course all that led to the channel becoming a total shiat sammich, but while the channel was popular in the 80s, it was most relevant in the 90s.
 
2013-07-02 10:42:39 AM  

Old_Chief_Scott: I read that line and briefly pondered how the rest of the book must read. I think I'm going to give it a pass.


See and here that one line almost makes me WANT to read it
 
2013-07-02 10:43:09 AM  
That's a pretty weaksauce plea for attention.  I think I will start using it.  Seabass.  Whateves.
 
2013-07-02 10:43:44 AM  
At least it wasn't that one girl who won that contest... Jesse I think
 
2013-07-02 10:44:13 AM  
THEY PLAYED MUSIC ON MTV?

Why doesn't anyone tell me this stuff?

i3.ytimg.com

/Shiny Things Network™
 
2013-07-02 10:44:49 AM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: The DBS: Odd, her book title mentions "golden age of MTV", but she was on in the 90's.

Eh, the 90s were a bit of a golden age, at least before they popularized reality TV. The 90's were when MTV was most relevant to pop culture, started to become more than simple "Music Television". They were helping a younger generation learn about politics with their participation in Rock the Vote, they were bringing STD and AIDS awareness to a younger generation that likely blew off learning the same stuff in school. They started informing a younger generation about world events when those kids likely couldn't be bothered to watch regular news. There's a shiat load of stuff MTV started in the 90s that was pretty revolutionary for the time, a simple music video channel actually doing something kinda important. Of course those same things that were revolutionary at the time. Of course all that led to the channel becoming a total shiat sammich, but while the channel was popular in the 80s, it was most relevant in the 90s.


Agree with this. MTV hit a sweet spot in the early 90s, just around the 1992 elections. They had a good balance of news, videos, music-related content, and non-musical stuff (Liquid Television, etc.).

Then by around 1998, TRL had taken over the network and all the good content was gone.

/Truth be told, MTV and Nickelodeon from about 1991-1995 were pretty good years.
 
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