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(KETV Omaha)   Woman gets taken into custody for possession of meth, slips out of her cuffs, steals the police cruiser, leads police on a chase, ditches the cruiser and hides in a van on a farm. The aristocrats   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, patrol cars, drug possession, Jessica L. Lewin, handcuffs, Ashland, tags, KETV, farms  
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2832 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Jul 2013 at 7:19 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-02 10:06:52 AM  
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Wait, if we convince the meth heads to EAT the fatties, we'd solve our healthcare crisis.

Do you not know meth suppresses appetite?

The fatties eat the meth heads and die of poisoning. Especially since few meth cooks can make anything more than 40% pure so there'll be plenty of weird molecules to suffer from. And chili powder.

The problem is that meth heads tend to be scrawny and fit only for stew. Or glow-in-the-dark pink slime. "Mechanically separated human -- yum yum!"
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