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(KETV Omaha)   Woman gets taken into custody for possession of meth, slips out of her cuffs, steals the police cruiser, leads police on a chase, ditches the cruiser and hides in a van on a farm. The aristocrats   (ketv.com) divider line 22
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2013-07-02 07:25:13 AM  
Looking through the mugshots on the page and what this chick was charged with, I have to ask...

WTF is "terroristic threats"?  Is Nebraska crawling with terrorists?
 
2013-07-02 07:27:35 AM  
Interesting.

It's not in Tacoma.

It's not one of my ex's.

Wahoo? That's actually a place?
 
2013-07-02 07:28:25 AM  
Lewin was taken into custody and charged with terroristic threats,

Paranoia runs deep after 9/11
 
2013-07-02 07:36:07 AM  

o4tuna: Wahoo? That's actually a place?


Yes. Wahoo, Nebraska is a real place. Letterman doesn't just make that sort of serious shiat up, y'know.
 
2013-07-02 07:36:40 AM  
Get her while she's hot!

/she won't be for long
 
2013-07-02 07:47:52 AM  
Lets see, Wahoo, Neb. Wahoo is a fish , albeit a saltwater one. Found  in a van, on a farm.
Which leads to the question. So, was it down by the river ?
 
2013-07-02 07:49:39 AM  
Or as we say, another weekend in Charlotte..........
 
2013-07-02 07:52:42 AM  
She must be awesome in bed
 
2013-07-02 07:58:24 AM  
Any relation?

ib2.huluim.com
La-de-frickin-da!
 
2013-07-02 07:59:46 AM  
She's pretty for a methhead.
/It's sad the meth will fark that up.
 
2013-07-02 08:02:23 AM  
Please stop this farking meme. Just because 3 or 4 different things happened, does not make this appropriate, unless she stopped to blow a horse along the way.
 
2013-07-02 08:03:06 AM  

alienated: So, was it down by the river ?


You beautiful bastard you.

/weepy.
 
2013-07-02 08:07:00 AM  

doubled99: Please stop this farking meme. Just because 3 or 4 different things happened, does not make this appropriate, unless she stopped to blow a horse along the way.


How do you know that's not what she was originally arrested for? :o
 
2013-07-02 08:11:13 AM  

A Terrible Human: She's pretty for a methhead.
/It's sad the meth will fark that up.


There's a tiny sliver of hope:

www.lolbrary.com
 
2013-07-02 08:12:12 AM  
What sort of incompetent cop doesn't know how to handcuff a person properly and then leaves the keys in or near the ignition while not in the car? The article doesn't mention said cop getting right bollocking for that.
 
2013-07-02 08:15:49 AM  
The aristocrats?

Not unless something sexual was involved subs, this needed a TADA!
 
2013-07-02 08:26:09 AM  
www.ketv.com

Have her scrubbed by a nuclear decontamination unit and brought to my chambers.
 
2013-07-02 08:36:36 AM  
Meth people are funny.

I'm going to enjoy paying for their chronic debillitating diseases under socialized medicine.   Them and fatties.

Wait, if we convince the meth heads to EAT the fatties, we'd solve our healthcare crisis.
 
2013-07-02 10:06:52 AM  
MemeSlave:

Wait, if we convince the meth heads to EAT the fatties, we'd solve our healthcare crisis.

Do you not know meth suppresses appetite?

The fatties eat the meth heads and die of poisoning. Especially since few meth cooks can make anything more than 40% pure so there'll be plenty of weird molecules to suffer from. And chili powder.

The problem is that meth heads tend to be scrawny and fit only for stew. Or glow-in-the-dark pink slime. "Mechanically separated human -- yum yum!"
 
2013-07-02 10:35:02 AM  

The One True TheDavid: Do you not know meth suppresses appetite?


It does?

Well screw Weight Watchers then.  I'm just going to snort crank.

What could POSSIBLY go wrong?


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The One True TheDavid: Especially since few meth cooks can make anything more than 40% pure so there'll be plenty of weird molecules to suffer from. And chili powder.


Yeah, whenever I see a "Faces of Meth" pic I wonder how much of that hideousness is due to not the meth, but remaining chemicals from the rather terrifying list of ingredients the amateur chemists use:

www.mshp.dps.mo.gov


If meth was legal and available for cheap in pure form OTC (with a big warning label, of course) would fewer people overall end up being hurt and/or dead?
 
2013-07-02 11:34:27 AM  
Hate to be "that Farker", but can we stop using the "Aristocrats" headlines on stories that don't feature a series of farked up, incestual sex acts?
 
2013-07-02 12:29:35 PM  
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