ArkAngel: Damn, there goes my weekend
libranoelrose: What a stupid settlement, they could have sued for millions!
steadyb: The ten of you hand in your internets and go to your rooms.
Kyosuke: Why isn't this guy now on the sex offender lists?
MrHappyRotter: Be honest, those guys have terabytes of wet, naked teenage girl porn saved on stacks of hard drives in their rooms, so that's not much of a punishment.
TinyFist: Not sure if you're being hyperbolic. but, yeah, this reads like a really rushed decision. Maybe not going after millions, but what other rights might they have signed away in all that legalese for a hundred grand?
theorellior: MrHappyRotter: Be honest, those guys have terabytes of wet, naked teenage girl porn saved on stacks of hard drives in their rooms, so that's not much of a punishment.Look who thinks he's not one of the ten.
FARK rebel soldier: The rest of this is situational but this -> DiPietro admitted to taking a photo of a tattoo on the girl's back and sending it to a friend, but the photo was not taken when the girl was naked. <- this here is not what you do.
BarkingUnicorn: Only $100K? Girl must not be a virgin.So, a police sally port is "escape proof" garage in which patrol cars park before prisoners are removed from them. Nice.
Nuclear Monk: It is customary to offer them lotion for their skin first.
ZzeusS: That's weird. GIS for Teen Girl Naked Hose doesn't get me th... wait someone's at the door. BRB.
Suckmaster Burstingfoam: The joke is on all you guys who said pervy things.She's like 200 pounds with a face like a meth addict. Also has a unibrow.Sorry to kill your fap, y'all.
quatchi: Nuclear Monk: It is customary to offer them lotion for their skin first.Dammit, missed that. Soz. Ignore my last post.
TinyFist: ....the whole "unconditionally releases the township and all current and former employees of any "liability, claims demands, controversies, actions, causes of action, and suits at law" thing kind of jumps out at me as possibly really, really shortsighted.
JuggleGeek: Miami Twp.What's a Twp ?
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