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(Dayton Daily News)   Wait, are you telling me that it's NOT okay to hose down naked teenage girls?   (daytondailynews.com) divider line 80
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2013-07-01 08:44:06 PM
My hose shrinks back to the original size for easy transport when I'm finished.
 
2013-07-01 09:50:23 PM
If it's wrong to hose down naked teen girls, then I don't wanna be right.
 
2013-07-01 09:56:21 PM
Damn, there goes my weekend
 
2013-07-01 09:58:08 PM
Why isn't this guy now on the sex offender lists?
 
2013-07-01 10:09:26 PM
Paging Next Door Nikki.

/remember her?
 
2013-07-01 10:10:17 PM
What a stupid settlement, they could have sued for millions!
 
2013-07-01 10:10:41 PM
This is relevant to my interests...
 
2013-07-01 10:11:05 PM

ArkAngel: Damn, there goes my weekend


this
 
2013-07-01 10:12:27 PM
TFA: ...DiPietro held a water hose in the police department's sally port.

Is that what kids are calling it these days?
 
2013-07-01 10:14:07 PM
17 and she already has a tramp stamp?
I think she's angry because she usually gets paid when men spray their hoses on her.
 
2013-07-01 10:17:05 PM
Pre-teens still okay, though, right?  RIGHT?
 
2013-07-01 10:17:08 PM
The ten of you hand in your internets and go to your rooms.
 
2013-07-01 10:17:43 PM
The rest of this is situational but this -> DiPietro admitted to taking a photo of a tattoo on the girl's back and sending it to a friend, but the photo was not taken when the girl was naked. <- this here is not what you do.
 
2013-07-01 10:18:39 PM

libranoelrose: What a stupid settlement, they could have sued for millions!


Not sure if you're being hyperbolic. but, yeah, this reads like a really rushed decision. Maybe not going after millions, but what other rights might they have signed away in all that legalese for a hundred grand? Not too much to go on from the article, but the whole "unconditionally releases the township and all current and former employees of any "liability, claims demands, controversies, actions, causes of action, and suits at law"
thing kind of jumps out at me as possibly really, really shortsighted.

I'd guess the Township (well, their insurance co.) was THRILLED to write a check for $100,000 and let this all go away.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-07-01 10:20:50 PM
I bet I could find a naked 17 year old girl willing to be hosed for under $100,000.
 
2013-07-01 10:21:52 PM

steadyb: The ten of you hand in your internets and go to your rooms.


Be honest, those guys have terabytes of wet, naked teenage girl porn saved on stacks of hard drives in their rooms, so that's not much of a punishment.
 
2013-07-01 10:22:16 PM

Kyosuke: Why isn't this guy now on the sex offender lists?


Former Deputy

/gotta love that thin blue line
 
2013-07-01 10:22:47 PM
Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2013-07-01 10:24:01 PM

MrHappyRotter: Be honest, those guys have terabytes of wet, naked teenage girl porn saved on stacks of hard drives in their rooms, so that's not much of a punishment.


Look who thinks he's not one of the ten.
 
2013-07-01 10:24:26 PM

TinyFist: Not sure if you're being hyperbolic. but, yeah, this reads like a really rushed decision. Maybe not going after millions, but what other rights might they have signed away in all that legalese for a hundred grand?



The incident occurred July 12 2012, when the girl was 17, making her (nearly?) 18 today.

The settlement in TFA was reached with the "family", rather than with the girl herself, which might indicate that she was still 17 at the time of the settlement.

Maybe I'm just a cynic, but perhaps they were hoping to rush things so they could get the $100k payday all to themselves, rather than letting the girl wait a few more days to sue for millions on her own?
 
2013-07-01 10:24:36 PM
He was only trying to help.
 
2013-07-01 10:26:30 PM
i clicked this link IMMEDIATELY.
 
2013-07-01 10:27:19 PM
It is customary to offer them lotion for their skin first.
 
2013-07-01 10:28:26 PM

theorellior: MrHappyRotter: Be honest, those guys have terabytes of wet, naked teenage girl porn saved on stacks of hard drives in their rooms, so that's not much of a punishment.

Look who thinks he's not one of the ten.


... and that's the joke ...
 
2013-07-01 10:29:17 PM
If hosing down naked teenage girls is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
 
2013-07-01 10:29:22 PM

FARK rebel soldier: The rest of this is situational but this -> DiPietro admitted to taking a photo of a tattoo on the girl's back and sending it to a friend, but the photo was not taken when the girl was naked. <- this here is not what you do.


yeah i sorta feel like there is a good chance that, if someone did this exact same thing who was not a cop, they would be introducing themselves to all their future neighbors as a sex offender.
 
2013-07-01 10:29:49 PM
what the article fails to mention is what the 17 year old girl did to warrant being pepper sprayed in the first place.

if she was a "kick the back window out of a cruiser" kind of 17 year old, i think the family was happy to get any kind of settlement out of it since i'm pretty sure a judge wouldn't care much about what the girl thought about being hosed down after other attempts to wash off the spray apparently didn't work.
 
2013-07-01 10:33:53 PM
The joke is on all you guys who said pervy things.

She's like 200 pounds with a face like a meth addict. Also has a unibrow.

Sorry to kill your fap, y'all.
 
2013-07-01 10:34:42 PM
Best I've done is a 19-year-old in the shower.  But do I get extra points for a redhead?
 
2013-07-01 10:36:22 PM
Only $100K?  Girl must not be a virgin.

So, a police sally port is "escape proof" garage in which patrol cars park before prisoners are removed from them.  Nice.
 
2013-07-01 10:39:04 PM
That's weird.  GIS for Teen Girl Naked Hose doesn't get me th... wait someone's at the door.  BRB.
 
2013-07-01 10:39:16 PM
Honestly, I'd kind of think that a thorough hosing down, with verbal instructions to keep that shiat from running down the body and into every tender crevice and orifice, would be a kindness. Though the photographing her tattoo and texting it to your buddy part is crossing a line.
 
2013-07-01 10:40:54 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Only $100K?  Girl must not be a virgin.

So, a police sally port is "escape proof" garage in which patrol cars park before prisoners are removed from them.  Nice.


Next on HGTV's  Ultimate Man Caves...
 
2013-07-01 10:42:06 PM
I'm particularly amused that the police chief who took and shared the photo is suing to get his job back.
 
2013-07-01 10:43:13 PM
But what if it refuses to put the lotion on it's skin?

What? I'm asking for a friend.
 
2013-07-01 10:44:05 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Only $100K?  Girl must not be a virgin.

So, a police sally port is "escape proof" garage in which patrol cars park before prisoners are removed from them.  Nice.


All sally ports are fortified double gates.
 
2013-07-01 10:44:38 PM

Nuclear Monk: It is customary to offer them lotion for their skin first.


Dammit, missed that. Soz. Ignore my last post.
 
2013-07-01 10:46:09 PM

ZzeusS: That's weird.  GIS for Teen Girl Naked Hose doesn't get me th... wait someone's at the door.  BRB.


I'm pretty sure 18 and 19 are both legal and teen so technically you're not going to be investigated, they'll probably just add you to a secret watch list to see if you make any other searches that would indicate you had unlawful intentions, so sleep well citizen.
 
2013-07-01 10:46:22 PM
www.wearysloth.com
 
2013-07-01 10:55:06 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: The joke is on all you guys who said pervy things.

She's like 200 pounds with a face like a meth addict. Also has a unibrow.

Sorry to kill your fap, y'all.


I know, I know... it's sick...


But I just can't stop doing your mom.
 
2013-07-01 11:11:00 PM

quatchi: Nuclear Monk: It is customary to offer them lotion for their skin first.

Dammit, missed that. Soz. Ignore my last post.


That's why I did a search for "lotion" before posting. I was reasonably sure someone would beat me to it.
 
2013-07-01 11:14:26 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: The joke is on all you guys who said pervy things.

She's like 200 pounds with a face like a meth addict. Also has a unibrow.

Sorry to kill your fap, y'all.


You're right, I found a pic
news.bbc.co.uk
 
2013-07-01 11:15:46 PM
It's ok if she's YOUR daughter, right?
 
2013-07-01 11:17:22 PM

TinyFist: ....the whole "unconditionally releases the township and all current and former employees of any "liability, claims demands, controversies, actions, causes of action, and suits at law" thing kind of jumps out at me as possibly really, really shortsighted.


Yeah, sounds like township employees are free to nakey-hose her whenever they want now!
 
2013-07-01 11:37:55 PM
Reminded me of a scene in the James Woods movie Fast-Walking.

//though the actress was certainly older than 17
 
2013-07-01 11:38:39 PM
I am going out on a limb and say the girl was white.
 
2013-07-01 11:45:46 PM
Miami Twp.

What's a Twp ?
 
2013-07-01 11:48:51 PM

JuggleGeek: Miami Twp.

What's a Twp ?


Township. Out here it's a 6 by 6 mile area.
 
2013-07-01 11:50:21 PM
It's so cute when pigs forget their place and pull this kind of shiat on attractive rich white girls.

Oink.
 
2013-07-01 11:51:19 PM
I will bet you 17 million dollars that this started as an MIP/fake ID/giving false ID to an officer bust. Ooops.
 
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