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(Huffington Post)   Surprise butt(er) sex   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 71
    More: Scary, Paula Deen, Maksim Chmerkovskiy, Scott Disick, Audrina Patridge, Rumer Willis, Rosario Dawson, Jean Claude, Vanessa Hudgens  
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24652 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 01 Jul 2013 at 9:40 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-01 09:47:25 PM  
9 votes:
i.huffpost.com
But I poop from there!
2013-07-01 06:46:17 PM  
8 votes:
www.reactiongifs.com
2013-07-01 09:47:34 PM  
6 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-07-01 11:31:08 PM  
5 votes:
www.reactionface.info
2013-07-01 10:02:21 PM  
5 votes:
lh4.googleusercontent.com
2013-07-01 09:48:12 PM  
5 votes:
farm8.staticflickr.com
2013-07-02 01:16:46 AM  
4 votes:

23FPB23: So, I GIS for "diabeetus porn" hoping to find appropriate Brimley.

 DO NOT GIS DIABEETUS PORN


There's nothing that bad here. (scrolls down a few lines)
i.imgur.com
2013-07-02 12:54:04 AM  
4 votes:
ponybot.net
2013-07-01 11:52:05 PM  
4 votes:
static.tumblr.com
2013-07-01 11:30:28 PM  
4 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-07-01 10:49:17 PM  
4 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

like a devil's food cake.
2013-07-01 10:13:31 PM  
4 votes:
cdn.wl.uproxx.com
2013-07-01 09:49:56 PM  
4 votes:
0-media-cdn.foolz.us

Though I think I know why: they know there's no way in hell she's going to accept so it's just free advertising for them.
2013-07-02 06:36:11 AM  
3 votes:
Go home, porn industry, you're drunk.
2013-07-02 12:08:08 AM  
3 votes:

i1125.photobucket.com

No.

/No.
2013-07-02 12:06:18 AM  
3 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-07-01 11:27:05 PM  
3 votes:
www.arizonasportsfans.com
2013-07-01 11:02:08 PM  
3 votes:
ds9.trekcore.com
2013-07-01 10:49:08 PM  
3 votes:
media.twirlit.com2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-07-01 10:41:45 PM  
3 votes:
paula deen and kathy bates in a lesbian full feature.

/goodnight
2013-07-01 10:03:31 PM  
3 votes:
I can't believe someone could take a perfectly wretched thread about rubbing butter in Paula Deen's anus, and COMPLETELY bugger it up with ponies.  You sick farks.
2013-07-01 09:51:55 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-07-01 09:46:44 PM  
3 votes:
Maybe I've got this wrong, but doesn't the "L" in MILF stand for "like"?
2013-07-01 09:44:49 PM  
3 votes:
Marinating Loins: the Paula Deen Story.

/low and slow, all night long
2013-07-01 09:43:07 PM  
3 votes:
she'd be better in a remake of mandingo
2013-07-01 06:55:07 PM  
3 votes:
Meh, call me when Giada's DPing a couple cucumbers.
2013-07-01 06:19:03 PM  
3 votes:
No.
2013-07-02 01:01:01 AM  
2 votes:
After having to see her face for the last, what week and a half on every website ever, I came to the  conclusion that Katy Perry is gonna look just like that at Deen's age.  Same crazy eyes, same smile and propensity to chunk.  Then I found out that I was the last one to notice, apparently.
HBK
2013-07-02 12:40:02 AM  
2 votes:

CygnusDarius: Ebenator: CygnusDarius: I'll put the eyebleach...

[img004.lazygirls.info image 640x617]

/Meg Turney

I demand more pictures immediately.

Hold on...

First, the GIFs

This is how you squish stuff (Maybe NSFW?)
Dancin'
OMG (???)
Stuff
No Pants Zone
Stuff
Stuff

[fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net image 720x575]

[n2.9cloud.us image 640x548]


I've never seen somebody so obsessed by a marginally attractive girl who isn't famous.

Is she in your chem class or something?
2013-07-02 12:12:40 AM  
2 votes:
i63.photobucket.com
2013-07-01 11:16:41 PM  
2 votes:
home.comcast.net
2013-07-01 10:27:07 PM  
2 votes:
Paula Deen Offered Six-Figure Pay Day By Porn -

media2.giphy.com

img40.imageshack.us
2013-07-01 10:25:19 PM  
2 votes:
Perhaps they want her as an anti-fluffer, to help actors who cannot shake of their Viagra induced effects, and it's nearing the four hour mark.
2013-07-01 10:20:49 PM  
2 votes:
lifeandthepursuitofblogging.files.wordpress.com
2013-07-01 10:06:42 PM  
2 votes:
media-cache-ec3.pinimg.com
2013-07-01 09:59:23 PM  
2 votes:
i78.photobucket.com

"Shoot... me. Sh-oooot... me..."
2013-07-01 09:52:57 PM  
2 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
images.sodahead.com
2013-07-01 09:49:29 PM  
2 votes:
cdn.buzznet.com
2013-07-01 09:46:13 PM  
2 votes:
Only if she quotes Blazing Saddles:

photos1.blogger.com
2013-07-01 09:46:11 PM  
2 votes:
fc07.deviantart.net
2013-07-01 06:45:15 PM  
2 votes:
farm5.static.flickr.com

Approves
2013-07-02 01:58:24 PM  
1 votes:

ransack.: FARK rebel soldier:

Gross, she isn't wearing a bra and you can see her erect left nipple at the same height as her left thumb


I wonder how many people are going to go back and look now.
2013-07-02 12:37:09 PM  
1 votes:
ninjamonkey.us
2013-07-02 12:13:26 PM  
1 votes:

Bith Set Me Up: [ladymanson.com image 850x361]

[ladymanson.com image 850x361]

[ladymanson.com image 850x361]

[ladymanson.com image 850x361]

[ladymanson.com image 850x361]

[ladymanson.com image 850x361]

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You.  Win. The. Thread!!!!
2013-07-02 11:19:34 AM  
1 votes:
ladymanson.com

ladymanson.com

ladymanson.com

ladymanson.com

ladymanson.com

ladymanson.com

ladymanson.com
2013-07-02 11:10:44 AM  
1 votes:

23FPB23: So, I GIS for "diabeetus porn" hoping to find appropriate Brimley.

 DO NOT GIS DIABEETUS PORN



Like this one?

imagehaul.com
2013-07-02 09:30:46 AM  
1 votes:
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

EVERYBODY wants to see ANYBODY fark. I hate Rosie O'Donell, but if somebody said "I got a tape of Rosie O'Donell getting farked stupid" I'd be like "Why the fark aren't we watching that right now?"
2013-07-02 08:17:27 AM  
1 votes:

Day_Old_Dutchie: At least the age-old question will be answered
"Does the rug match the drapes?"


No one was asking that.  No.  One.
2013-07-02 03:41:04 AM  
1 votes:
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgggggggggg!
2013-07-02 01:29:27 AM  
1 votes:
99gifs.com
2013-07-02 01:03:06 AM  
1 votes:
2 girls, 1 cup... of butter!
2013-07-02 12:34:56 AM  
1 votes:

Krustofsky: Good God, there's just no limit to Rule 34, is there?


Dude I've seen drawings of Keith Olbermann and Rush Limbaugh farking. There is no stopping the internet.
/Not enough bleach in the world to make me forget that.
2013-07-02 12:21:01 AM  
1 votes:

So, I GIS for "diabeetus porn" hoping to find appropriate Brimley.

 DO NOT GIS DIABEETUS PORN
2013-07-02 12:18:27 AM  
1 votes:
I is what I is!!!
2013-07-01 11:37:02 PM  
1 votes:
media.tumblr.com
2013-07-01 11:25:52 PM  
1 votes:
No.
2013-07-01 11:17:16 PM  
1 votes:
Yeah, I'd rather be dead than watch that...
2013-07-01 10:44:18 PM  
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-07-01 10:42:51 PM  
1 votes:
I'm just hear to pick up new "nope" images.
2013-07-01 10:26:47 PM  
1 votes:
Oh hell no.
2013-07-01 10:26:29 PM  
1 votes:
media.celebremix.com
2013-07-01 10:15:44 PM  
1 votes:
I've heard of butterface, but that's butter-everythangO_o

So I shall simply say for the record:

images.sodahead.com

and I'll exorcise that hellish image right out of my brain with some nice Holy Water:

www.akx-group.com

/maybe with enough of it I'll start reciting the Catholic liturgy
//or start cursing in Quebecois French
///same thing, really
2013-07-01 10:14:39 PM  
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-07-01 09:59:03 PM  
1 votes:
Come on people.  This is how we as a nation heal our great divide:

Twelve hours of Paula Deen in non-stop interracial action.  Guzzlin' dark horsecock like it's butter.

Let's defeat racism together!
2013-07-01 09:53:28 PM  
1 votes:
You know that scene in Empire Strikes Back after Vader makes his great revelation and Luke just says NO in this mewling, soul-crushed manner?  Yeah, like that.
2013-07-01 09:53:15 PM  
1 votes:
Yes.

Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss
2013-07-01 09:52:39 PM  
1 votes:
Gah... I don't like you today, internets.
2013-07-01 09:49:06 PM  
1 votes:
UBIA?
2013-07-01 09:45:49 PM  
1 votes:
I'll put the eyebleach...

img004.lazygirls.info

/Meg Turney
2013-07-01 09:43:27 PM  
1 votes:
Done in two.
2013-07-01 07:18:51 PM  
1 votes:
i220.photobucket.com

I'm gonna wait for Nadia G. In my bunk....
 
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