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2013-07-02 12:44:44 AM  
HBK:
I've never seen somebody so obsessed by a marginally attractive girl who isn't famous.

Is she in your chem class or something?


Eh, it's tumblr. It doesn't take a supercomputer to find pictures of chicks. It's pretty much what tumblr does.
 
2013-07-02 12:54:04 AM  
ponybot.net
 
2013-07-02 01:01:01 AM  
After having to see her face for the last, what week and a half on every website ever, I came to the  conclusion that Katy Perry is gonna look just like that at Deen's age.  Same crazy eyes, same smile and propensity to chunk.  Then I found out that I was the last one to notice, apparently.
 
2013-07-02 01:03:06 AM  
2 girls, 1 cup... of butter!
 
2013-07-02 01:16:46 AM  

23FPB23: So, I GIS for "diabeetus porn" hoping to find appropriate Brimley.

 DO NOT GIS DIABEETUS PORN


There's nothing that bad here. (scrolls down a few lines)
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-02 01:20:36 AM  
farm3.staticflickr.com

Approves.
 
2013-07-02 01:29:27 AM  
99gifs.com
 
2013-07-02 01:36:21 AM  

wombatsrus: [farm3.staticflickr.com image 480x640]

Approves.


I just googled her  and omg it's beautiful!! Massive tits and a trashy low self esteem cheap whore cum dumpster attitude. I love her trick where she bends over the person and let her tits fall over their face/dicks.
 
2013-07-02 01:44:13 AM  

Krustofsky: Good God, there's just no limit to Rule 34, is there?


Of course not. What do you think Rule 35 is for?
 
2013-07-02 01:44:54 AM  

Summer Glau's Love Slave: [i1125.photobucket.com image 300x200]No.

/No.


That is a beautiful piece of animation.
 
2013-07-02 01:50:43 AM  

wombatsrus: [farm3.staticflickr.com image 480x640]

Approves.


Also, she has an incredibly good skin. No apparent stretchmarks and cellulite. Thanks for this find :D
 
2013-07-02 03:17:28 AM  

rocky_howard: wombatsrus: [farm3.staticflickr.com image 480x640]

Approves.

I just googled her  and omg it's beautiful!! Massive tits and a trashy low self esteem cheap whore cum dumpster attitude. I love her trick where she bends over the person and let her tits fall over their face/dicks.


Who is that? For scientific purposes, of course...
 
2013-07-02 03:41:04 AM  
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgggggggggg!
 
2013-07-02 03:48:12 AM  

Jackman5150: rocky_howard: wombatsrus: [farm3.staticflickr.com image 480x640]

Approves.

I just googled her  and omg it's beautiful!! Massive tits and a trashy low self esteem cheap whore cum dumpster attitude. I love her trick where she bends over the person and let her tits fall over their face/dicks.

Who is that? For scientific purposes, of course...


Yes....who is she?
 
2013-07-02 04:30:56 AM  

HBK: CygnusDarius: Ebenator: CygnusDarius: I'll put the eyebleach...

[img004.lazygirls.info image 640x617]

/Meg Turney

I demand more pictures immediately.

Hold on...

First, the GIFs

This is how you squish stuff (Maybe NSFW?)
Dancin'
OMG (???)
Stuff
No Pants Zone
Stuff
Stuff

[fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net image 720x575]

[n2.9cloud.us image 640x548]

I've never seen somebody so obsessed by a marginally attractive girl who isn't famous.

Is she in your chem class or something?


SHE HAS A SHOW ON YOUTUBE AND DOES COSPLAY!

//fark this society.
 
2013-07-02 05:59:45 AM  
What the serious fark kind of farking porn are these assholes making??!?! What is with these dumb companies offering "no nudity" jobs to celebrities and other notorious people like the "tan mom"? What is the point if these women are not fully nude and farking people?
 
2013-07-02 06:24:31 AM  
At least the age-old question will be answered
"Does the rug match the drapes?"
 
2013-07-02 06:36:11 AM  
Go home, porn industry, you're drunk.
 
2013-07-02 07:07:19 AM  
I am both repulsed and intrigued
 
2013-07-02 07:11:52 AM  
 
2013-07-02 07:28:21 AM  
Gah.

/That is all.
 
2013-07-02 07:37:42 AM  

Jackman5150: Who is that? For scientific purposes, of course...


The more you eat the more you fart: Yes....who is she?


claudiamarie.com
 
2013-07-02 07:46:55 AM  
Meh, I'd watch the free sample clip
 
2013-07-02 08:05:36 AM  

wombatsrus: [farm3.staticflickr.com image 480x640]

Approves.


Thank you!
 
2013-07-02 08:17:27 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: At least the age-old question will be answered
"Does the rug match the drapes?"


No one was asking that.  No.  One.
 
2013-07-02 08:20:34 AM  

7FARK7: What is the point if these women are not fully nude and farking people?


Dude do you really want to see that tan mom woman naked cause I sure as fark don't.
 
2013-07-02 08:36:00 AM  
Ilovethisthreadsomuch.jpg
 
2013-07-02 08:36:31 AM  

CygnusDarius: Ebenator: CygnusDarius: I'll put the eyebleach...

[img004.lazygirls.info image 640x617]

/Meg Turney

I demand more pictures immediately.

Hold on...

First, the GIFs

This is how you squish stuff (Maybe NSFW?)
Dancin'
OMG (???)
Stuff
No Pants Zone
Stuff
Stuff


...might have to come back for this
 
2013-07-02 08:37:36 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-02 08:51:17 AM  
t1.gstatic.com


Caturday gotz sick atz the thought.....
 
2013-07-02 08:59:24 AM  

fusillade762: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: rocky_howard: Vomit inducing porn proposition aside, why are companies dropping Deen left and right and so many people throwing vitriol her way? I understand that she used some racial slurs and that's bad. Whatever. But what's the endgame here? I'm sure she isn't hurting for money, but how is this any different from hitting people until they comply?

Paula Deen's ratings and sales numbers are down, she's currently embroiled in a lawsuit alleging systemic racial discrimination against black employees, and she told Matt Lauer that evil people were against her and that we should stone her to death if we've never used the n-word?

Her shilling for a diabetes drug after years of instructing people on how to create diabetes-inducing food probably didn't help, either.


It's also her cavalier attitude about it - treating other human beings as disposable dress-up dolls.  The successful-and-attractive-word was just the icing on the cake as far as I'm concerned.
 
2013-07-02 09:09:01 AM  
img.fark.net

Just put a dollop of butter on that tossed salad and she'll be good to go.
 
2013-07-02 09:30:46 AM  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

EVERYBODY wants to see ANYBODY fark. I hate Rosie O'Donell, but if somebody said "I got a tape of Rosie O'Donell getting farked stupid" I'd be like "Why the fark aren't we watching that right now?"
 
2013-07-02 10:11:14 AM  
i.qkme.me
 
2013-07-02 10:45:34 AM  
Anti-hillbilly vaccine aquired.

holytibetour.com
 
2013-07-02 10:48:03 AM  
farm6.staticflickr.com
 
2013-07-02 10:49:55 AM  

rufus-t-firefly: [i.qkme.me image 300x422]


If Marlon Brando could have lived to see this day....
 
2013-07-02 11:10:44 AM  

23FPB23: So, I GIS for "diabeetus porn" hoping to find appropriate Brimley.

 DO NOT GIS DIABEETUS PORN



Like this one?

imagehaul.com
 
2013-07-02 11:13:02 AM  

Minerva8918: 23FPB23: So, I GIS for "diabeetus porn" hoping to find appropriate Brimley.

 DO NOT GIS DIABEETUS PORN


Like this one?

[imagehaul.com image 500x617]


Nice save!
 
2013-07-02 11:19:34 AM  
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2013-07-02 12:13:26 PM  

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You.  Win. The. Thread!!!!
 
2013-07-02 12:37:09 PM  
ninjamonkey.us
 
2013-07-02 12:42:33 PM  
FARK rebel soldier:

Gross, she isn't wearing a bra and you can see her erect left nipple at the same height as her left thumb
 
2013-07-02 01:11:22 PM  

wombatsrus: [farm3.staticflickr.com image 480x640]

Approves.


Hmm internets show me more.
 
2013-07-02 01:58:24 PM  

ransack.: FARK rebel soldier:

Gross, she isn't wearing a bra and you can see her erect left nipple at the same height as her left thumb


I wonder how many people are going to go back and look now.
 
2013-07-02 02:01:04 PM  

rocky_howard: Jackman5150: Who is that? For scientific purposes, of course...

The more you eat the more you fart: Yes....who is she?

claudiamarie.com


You are truly doing the Lord's work...
 
2013-07-02 02:14:30 PM  
For some odd reason, I was sad to see it wasn't an actual porn performance they were looking for.

/oh c'mon, you know she'd be wild
 
2013-07-02 02:46:12 PM  
Ok farkers, I'll give you the foundation, you do the searching. I'm sure more than a few of you will find it.

Proxy Paige, butter, anal, threesome.

Right! Off you go, now!
 
2013-07-02 09:44:22 PM  
I think Paula Deen should show her deep remorse to the Black community by personally demonstrating that to, say, five handsome, well-endowed members of that community and promise to do whatever they wish to show her remorse and her true love of blacks.

After that she would get my full official Presidential PARDON.
 
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