CygnusDarius: I'll put the eyebleach...[img004.lazygirls.info image 640x617]/Meg Turney
Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: You know that scene in Empire Strikes Back after Vader makes his great revelation and Luke just says NO in this mewling, soul-crushed manner? Yeah, like that.
AllUpInYa: Maybe I've got this wrong, but doesn't the "L" in MILF stand for "like"?
Omahawg: [cdn.buzznet.com image 400x600]
llevrok: may help me answer a long running question in my mind:why don't pubic hairs turn gray like those on our heads and elsewhere?
karmaceutical: I can't believe someone could take a perfectly wretched thread about rubbing butter in Paula Deen's anus, and COMPLETELY bugger it up with ponies. You sick farks.
ZzeusS: Omahawg: [cdn.buzznet.com image 400x600]I lost hearing in my left ear for five seconds on that one. Thanks.
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