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    More: Scary, Paula Deen, Maksim Chmerkovskiy, Scott Disick, Audrina Patridge, Rumer Willis, Rosario Dawson, Jean Claude, Vanessa Hudgens  
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2013-07-01 06:19:03 PM  
No.
 
2013-07-01 06:45:15 PM  
farm5.static.flickr.com

Approves
 
2013-07-01 06:46:17 PM  
www.reactiongifs.com
 
2013-07-01 06:55:07 PM  
Meh, call me when Giada's DPing a couple cucumbers.
 
2013-07-01 07:18:51 PM  
i220.photobucket.com

I'm gonna wait for Nadia G. In my bunk....
 
2013-07-01 09:43:07 PM  
she'd be better in a remake of mandingo
 
2013-07-01 09:43:27 PM  
Done in two.
 
2013-07-01 09:44:49 PM  
Marinating Loins: the Paula Deen Story.

/low and slow, all night long
 
2013-07-01 09:45:49 PM  
I'll put the eyebleach...

img004.lazygirls.info

/Meg Turney
 
2013-07-01 09:46:11 PM  
fc07.deviantart.net
 
2013-07-01 09:46:13 PM  
Only if she quotes Blazing Saddles:

photos1.blogger.com
 
2013-07-01 09:46:44 PM  
Maybe I've got this wrong, but doesn't the "L" in MILF stand for "like"?
 
2013-07-01 09:47:25 PM  
i.huffpost.com
But I poop from there!
 
2013-07-01 09:47:26 PM  
Butter? I hardly knew her.
 
2013-07-01 09:47:34 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-01 09:48:12 PM  
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2013-07-01 09:49:06 PM  
UBIA?
 
2013-07-01 09:49:29 PM  
cdn.buzznet.com
 
2013-07-01 09:49:56 PM  
0-media-cdn.foolz.us

Though I think I know why: they know there's no way in hell she's going to accept so it's just free advertising for them.
 
2013-07-01 09:50:49 PM  
i.chzbgr.com

Honestly, I've watched worse.
 
2013-07-01 09:51:01 PM  

CygnusDarius: I'll put the eyebleach...

[img004.lazygirls.info image 640x617]

/Meg Turney


I demand more pictures immediately.
 
2013-07-01 09:51:54 PM  
Nope nope nope nope NOPE nope....
 
2013-07-01 09:51:55 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-01 09:52:39 PM  
Gah... I don't like you today, internets.
 
2013-07-01 09:52:42 PM  

CygnusDarius: I'll put the eyebleach...

[img004.lazygirls.info image 640x617]

/Meg Turney


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-01 09:52:57 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
images.sodahead.com
 
2013-07-01 09:53:15 PM  
Yes.

Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss
 
2013-07-01 09:53:18 PM  
I distinctly recall some Farker saying he thought Paula was hot stuff and wanted to baste her turkey so this must be welcome news to whoever. Out yourself! Don't be ashamed, although I don't share the sentiment
 
2013-07-01 09:53:28 PM  
You know that scene in Empire Strikes Back after Vader makes his great revelation and Luke just says NO in this mewling, soul-crushed manner?  Yeah, like that.
 
2013-07-01 09:55:23 PM  

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: You know that scene in Empire Strikes Back after Vader makes his great revelation and Luke just says NO in this mewling, soul-crushed manner?  Yeah, like that.


I was thinking more of the Jabba the Hutt lip-licking scene...
 
2013-07-01 09:56:01 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-07-01 09:56:18 PM  

AllUpInYa: Maybe I've got this wrong, but doesn't the "L" in MILF stand for "like"?


Loathe
 
2013-07-01 09:56:58 PM  

Omahawg: [cdn.buzznet.com image 400x600]



I lost hearing in my left ear for five seconds on that one.  Thanks.
 
2013-07-01 09:57:18 PM  
Spiced Gamey Meats 2, a Paula Deen Joint.
 
2013-07-01 09:57:41 PM  
may help me answer a long running question in my mind:
why don't pubic hairs turn gray like those on our heads and elsewhere?
 
2013-07-01 09:59:03 PM  
Come on people.  This is how we as a nation heal our great divide:

Twelve hours of Paula Deen in non-stop interracial action.  Guzzlin' dark horsecock like it's butter.

Let's defeat racism together!
 
2013-07-01 09:59:15 PM  

llevrok: may help me answer a long running question in my mind:
why don't pubic hairs turn gray like those on our heads and elsewhere?


Who says they don't?
 
2013-07-01 09:59:23 PM  
i78.photobucket.com

"Shoot... me. Sh-oooot... me..."
 
2013-07-01 10:02:21 PM  
lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-07-01 10:02:59 PM  
She looks like she's getting thinner. Heavy people tend to look sadder and older when they lose their weight.

The key is to stay thin, then just plump up enough to pad out the wrinkles as you age.
 
2013-07-01 10:03:20 PM  
Deen of Students: Five Sticks of Butter, Two Cups of Cream.
 
2013-07-01 10:03:31 PM  
I can't believe someone could take a perfectly wretched thread about rubbing butter in Paula Deen's anus, and COMPLETELY bugger it up with ponies.  You sick farks.
 
2013-07-01 10:04:02 PM  
porn title: The Blood's Sausage
 
2013-07-01 10:05:20 PM  

karmaceutical: I can't believe someone could take a perfectly wretched thread about rubbing butter in Paula Deen's anus, and COMPLETELY bugger it up with ponies.  You sick farks.


Buttery hairy anus I meant... you know she isn't flexible enough to groom back there.  You know what I mean.
 
2013-07-01 10:05:59 PM  

ZzeusS: Omahawg: [cdn.buzznet.com image 400x600]


I lost hearing in my left ear for five seconds on that one.  Thanks.


Yeah, that one was pretty awful.  Wow.
 
2013-07-01 10:06:42 PM  
media-cache-ec3.pinimg.com
 
2013-07-01 10:13:31 PM  
cdn.wl.uproxx.com
 
2013-07-01 10:14:39 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-01 10:15:44 PM  
I've heard of butterface, but that's butter-everythangO_o

So I shall simply say for the record:

images.sodahead.com

and I'll exorcise that hellish image right out of my brain with some nice Holy Water:

www.akx-group.com

/maybe with enough of it I'll start reciting the Catholic liturgy
//or start cursing in Quebecois French
///same thing, really
 
2013-07-01 10:20:49 PM  
lifeandthepursuitofblogging.files.wordpress.com
 
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